honeysuckle.

written by alex for wealthyhq.

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vincefm​:

vincent: hey i mean u did choose me right? i gotta give u some credit

vincent: ahhhhh atta boy

vincent: zillenials idk generation y? is that a thing already?

vincent: the whole thing is dumb but its gna be funny when we’re old and wrinly and we’re shitting on those darned kids of like 2060

@¢нαяℓσт: eh idk might have to get back to you on that one, babe 😉 @¢нαяℓσт: honestly i think zilienials  might be the best fit @¢нαяℓσт: ah yes old age whining about the youth

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vincefm​:

vincent: yeah i think thats what they meant.. grossss

vincent: a man with taste 😍 

vincent: u need to try ‘everything but the bagel’ seasoning, it’s honestly top 10 i have like 6 in my cupboard

vincent: imagine being one? i heard milennials are like 27 tho so i feel like we’re stuck btwn gen z (zoomers) and millenials

vincent: we need our own category char

@¢нαяℓσт: i am a man with taste, thank you for noticing @¢нαяℓσт: please i can’t believe you’d take me as somebody who doesn’t know the beauty of everything but the bagel @¢нαяℓσт: are they twenty seven?? at this point, i don’t give a fuck what they call me @¢нαяℓσт: what are you proposing, though??

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vincefm​:

👻 snapchat: open

vincent: to the person that said avocado tastes like clean dick…. fuck u.. i am scarred for life now thanks

vincent: speaking of avocado i just got called a millennial for eating avo toast at the cafe on central park south

vincent: fucking boomers am i right

@¢нαяℓσт: plain avocado tastes like clean dick or?? @¢нαяℓσт: cause like i can’t say i’ve eaten unseasoned avocado @¢нαяℓσт: at least you aren’t a boomer, vincent!!

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@charlot: hamish duke could get it tho 👀

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pavcrti​:

“ who needs a boyfriend when PLATONIC love is far superior ? ” pavarti challenges with a giggle , lips upturning into a velvety smile as she begins the process of pouring them something delicious — and s t r o n g , too , for that matter . she wasn’t going to be stingy ! “ then i guess you’ll have to do something ELSE to show your gratitude ! i take compliments ! ” the brunette wrinkles her nose at him playfully , “ boo you , whore . no fun . you can’t tell me there isn’t anything on your mind you W A N T to get out into the realm of reality ? ” 

    “sure, but platonic love and romantic love are way different and you get different things out of them!” charly argues, letting a soft chuckle leave the man’s lips towards her. “you take compliments as a form of gratitude? i suppose we all do, though, i’ve always been more of a fan of people handing me cash, you know?” he replies, letting a laugh fall from his lips. “i mean, i might have a thing for my ex again, but i really doubt it’ll be anything that i pursue, you know?”

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jvsmincs​:

“ 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥  ,  𝐢  𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭  𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚  𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐞  you  live  under  a  rock  ,  but  ,  patrick  star  called  and  he  wants  his  house  back  ,  ”  she  jokes  ,  one  leg  coming  up  to  cross  over  the  other  .  she  makes  a  face  at  his  words  ,  though  like  most  of  her  emotions  ,  she  gets  over  it  quickly  .  “  wow  ,  dial  back  the  enthusiasm  ,  it’s  almost  too  much  for  me  to  handle  .  ”

   “i live in a brownstone, not a rock, sorry to disappoint.” charly shrugs his shoulders, even though he didn’t get the joke because he honestly never watched spongebob in his life. “i apologize, truly, i’ll remember to make sure my enthusiasm is really dialed back, just for you.”

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pavcrti​:

“ why go to the bar when the bartender at HOME is workin’ for free ? ” pavarti teases , approaching the array of bottles nestled in her liquor cabinet . “ i do expect a tip though , ” she insists , looking over her shoulder to point a finger of emphasis . “ and for you to tell me what you’ve been u p to . i’m nosy like that . ” 

   “but, i’m not gonna find a boyfriend at your house, that’s the whole point of going out!” charly explains, letting a chuckle escape his lips as he shook his head towards her for a moment. “a tip? i don’t have any cash on me, sorry.” charly shrugs his shoulders, fingers coming up to push some of his hair back. “i haven’t been up to anything, so you won’t be getting anything juicy out of me, sorry.”

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jvsmincs​:

“  𝐬𝐨  𝐢  𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭  𝐭𝐨  𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡  that  polish  smut  movie  that  tiktok  is  hyping  up  ,  ”  the  brunette  starts  ,  sitting  on  the  bench  next  to  the  first  familiar  face  she  saw  .  “  but  i  can’t  watch  it  alone  because  secondhand  embarrassment  is  something  that  should  be  a  shared  experience  ,  so  i’m  gonna  throw  a  little  get  -  together  ,  ”  she  leans  back  ,  taking  a  sip  from  her  iced  coffee  .  “  you  in  ?  alcohol  will  be  provided  ,  of  course  .  unless  you  like  beer  ,  which  is  not  welcome  within  one  hundred  feet  of  my  house  . ”

   “i have no idea what movie you’re talking about.” charly admits, shoulders shrugging for a moment towards her. “you’re gonna throw a get together for some weird movie? eh, if there’s alcohol, i suppose i’m in, then.”

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.•°ιмєѕѕαgє — alanna.

𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒂 : ya ofc i feel that 👀 👀

𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒂 : interesting!

¢нαяℓσт: it's just what i deserve, you know?

¢нαяℓσт: interesting indeed.

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do you tend to forgive and forget, or hold grudges?

   “i have always loved holding a grudge.”

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What is the most illegal thing you have ever done?

   “see, i would tell you, but for legal reasons, i can’t tell you that. just know that i’ve always been fun, so it involves that!”