gold forever.

Nathaniel Puckerman, but you can call me Nate. Matt's my older brother. Mars is my younger brother. Mummy's my younger sister. Jason's my roommate. Dimi's my boyfriend. Ashton's my secret lover.

[ashton-hudson]

“Oh, no. I’ve never had sex with Matt. He’s always been to far up Elena’s ass for that. You know in High School, I had a small attraction to you.

[nxpuck]

“Okay good. I don’t need you having sex with Matt. You what? What do you mean?”

[victoria-as]

“You- what? You said my name while you were fucking Savannah? Why Nate?”

[nxpuck]

“Because I love you.”

[ashton-hudson]

“-I’m gonna admit something, and you repeat it to your brother, I’m gonna shoot you.”

[nxpuck]

“…. Did you have sex with Matt too? Cause if you did, I’m murdering him for having sex with my best friend and my ex.”

[victoria-as]

“I remember it vividly, I was drunk remember? I only kinda remember being all over you. Well, what?”

[nxpuck]

“Yes, I know. And you kissed me. I remember that vividly. So vividly that it’s been coming back up in my dreams. So vividly that every time I see you, I want that dream to become a reality. So vividly, that I said you name when Savannah and I were doing it, and that’s why we broke up.”

[ashton-hudson]

“I mean, yeah, you told you gotten over me before High School, kinda assumed it was because of Tori”

[nxpuck]

“Yeah, I did. But then I think it came back.”

[victoria-as]

“I would ask why, but then ask who you are talking about.”

[nxpuck]

“I mean… I thought about it, and remember that one night? When I was dating Savannah and I had to pick you up from the bar because of my dumbass brother and took you to my place? I get you the rose that night. Well…”

[ashton-hudson]

“Be really confused?”

[nxpuck]

“So you wouldn’t do anything else? You’d just be confused?” 

[nxpuck]

“What would you do if I told you I loved you again?”

[nxpuck]

Text [Nashton]

Ashton: I don't wanna be Nashton anymore. I'm going back to Matt.

Nate: But Ashtoooon. You looove me.

Nate: Come love meeee.

[nxpuck]

Text [Nashton]

Ashton: -_-

Nate: It's like the size of an ant.

Nate: I just told her your dick is small.

Nate: She just laughed.

[nxpuck]

Text [Nashton]

Ashton: YOU KNOW IT'S NOT SMALL DON'T DO THAT.

Nate: Someone's insecure.

Nate: It's tiny.

[nxpuck]

Text [Nashton]

Ashton: Nah.

Nate: Liar.

Nate: I'm going to tell Kayla you have a small penis.

[nxpuck]

Text [Nashton]

Ashton: I hate you.

Nate: You love me.

[nxpuck]

Text [Nashton]

Ashton: NO.

Ashton: Nah,

Ashton: DID YOU TELL HER NO.

Nate: YEEEEES.

Nate: Yah.

Nate: .... Maybe.

[nxpuck]

Text [Nashton]

Ashton: NO.

Ashton: You don't even know where I am, so had.

Ashton: Oh.

Nate: YES.

Nate: I'm going to hunt you down, and I'm going to kill you.

Nate: Kidding. I didn't ask her. But she's asking if you're a serial dater right now.

[nxpuck]

Text [Nashton]

Ashton: I NEED IT. I GOT THE GIRL. kinda.

Ashton: Not if the owl kills you first.

Ashton: I would hope so.

Nate: NEVER. YOU'RE GOING TO BE FOREVER ALONE.

Nate: I'm going to kill you. Like, right now.

Nate: I asked her, she said no.

[nxpuck]

Text [Nashton]

Ashton: Shut up, Nate. Let me have this.

Ashton: I'll buy an owl and put in on your face while you're sleeping, yes I'm sure.

Nate: No. I'll never let you have love.

Nate: Asshat. I'm going to castrate you.

Nate: Is SHE sure about saying yes?