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Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
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Color Me Curious
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Cosmic Funnies
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KIROKAZE
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Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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The Bright Sessions
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Kiana Khansmith
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@nxtjustathief-blog
“Whaaaat? Is this yours? You can’t have it back, it’s mine now!”
@daughterofwasps
“Hope! No, stop that.” Scott couldn’t help but chuckle, while simultaneously reaching for his shirt. “I’m the thief, and I’m gonna look pretty stupid walking out of here wearing just a t-shirt.” Well, maybe not, but the flannel completed the look.
unrequited love starters
Send one to see how my muse reacts.
IN LOVE
“I love you. I’m sorry.”
“I know you don’t feel the same way.”
“I don’t want to be friends.”
“Why can’t you just give me a chance?!”
“How could you pick him/her/them over me?”
“Don’t you get it? It’s because I love you!”
“Just one date. Coffee? Please?”
“Can we please pretend I never said that?”
“Friendzoned again.”
“I want you to be happy, with or without me.”
“You should’ve loved me when you had the chance.”
“I’m a nice person! Why can’t I get dates?”
“I don’t want to be just friends with benefits anymore.”
“Fuck you for toying with my emotions like that.”
“I was there for you when no one else was!”
“Please don’t tell anyone about this.”
“Alright – I can tell a ‘no’ when I hear it.”
“I’m sorry I acted so creepy.”
“Can’t we just give us another chance?”
“I love you. I know you don’t love me, so don’t say it back.”
“You don’t have to say anything, if you don’t want. I just thought you should know.”
“I don’t love him/her/them. I love you.”
“God, please don’t tell my wife/husband/spouse about this.”
“Can I have just one kiss?”
“Fuck. It’s like what they say – nice guys finish last…”
“I knew that’d be your answer. That’s why I never told you before.”
“I’m tired of keeping this secret. Even if you don’t love me back.”
“When I said I loved you, I meant it.”
“Is there any part of you, deep down, that might love me back?”
NOT
“I’m sorry, I just don’t see you that way.”
“I don’t owe you anything!”
“We can be friends instead.”
“I don’t feel as strongly for you as you do for me.”
“If you bring up the friendzone, this conversation is over.”
“I love you, just not in that way.”
“Thanks so much for understanding.”
“You’ll find somebody else.”
“I hope we’ll still be friends after this.”
“No means no, so stop asking!”
“I thought you were my friend.”
“This isn’t a debate. I said no.”
“I don’t think we’d be compatible.”
“Look at this realistically – can you honestly see any scenario where we’d date and not kill each other?”
“You’re only saying that because you’re freaking out.”
“I have a boyfriend/girlfriend/partner.”
“What?!”
“What are you talking about? You’re married!”
“You’re in a relationship with another person – you know this can’t end well.”
“You’re more like a sibling, to be honest.”
“I’m flattered, I just don’t…”
“Wow. I mean – wow. Sorry, I’m just – just really shocked, is all.”
“You were the one that left all those notes for me?”
“We agreed this was just physical!”
“There’s a reason we didn’t work out the first time.”
“I’m sorry, but… no.”
❛ all of a sudden, it smells like gorilla. ❜ (ayyyyy friend ayyyy)
@thickcrskiin
“And you know what that sounds like because….?”
Scott. Scott. Scott. Scott. Are you listening? Mr Lannnngggggg.
@henrypymjr
“What?” Scott ran a hand down his face, “Yeah, yes…sorry Henry you were talking about…” he might have dozed off slightly while the boy was speaking, but if he could get away with it he would, “That thing…” he really hadn’t been paying attention.
“Annoying? Me? Annoying?”
@mjxlnxr
“I know, and it’s coming from me so you really must be bad.”
“What the fuck have you done this time!”
@agentxthirteenx
“You know, I think that question is too general for the answer it deserves… maybe you should try rephrasing it more specifically….”
“Captain America: Civil War” (2016) One of the best scenes :D
Brandon Rogers - ❛ Mad Tea Party ❜ sentence starters.
❛ you have no idea, motherfucker! ❜ ❛ no, homosexual, stop it! ❜ ❛ i’m photosynthesizing! ❜ ❛ the fuck are you looking at? ❜ ❛ i’ve got tits! ❜ ❛ i’m gonna shit on your dreams! ❜ ❛ a fuckin’ spooksperson! ❜ ❛ all of a sudden, it smells like gorilla. ❜ ❛ i said BE CAREFUL! ❜ ❛ sit down _____ , i’m tired of your shit. ❜ ❛ i’m trying to make a baby! ❜ ❛ i fuckin’ hate the planned parenthood. ❜ ❛ take your chair with you! ❜ ❛ do you think you’re funny? do you think you’re fucking funny? ❜ ❛ i’m shitting my pants! ❜ ❛ we’re all out of cookies! ❜ ❛ nobody ever says hello back. ❜ ❛ don’t trust her, she’s hiding things! ❜ ❛ i knew you were pregnant, you stupid bitch! ❜ ❛ i’m gonna get you with my tits! ❜ ❛ you fucked-up bitch! ❜ ❛ i just want some fucking tea! ❜ ❛ AHH! they’re having heterosexual sex! ❜
scott lang + text posts
[insp.]
Wanda Maximoff || Denied the basic protections and rights guaranteed to prisoners of war under The Geneva Convention
[ aka… War Crimes committed against a FOREIGN NATIONAL ]
everybody read this riGHT NOW
Sentence meme (Torture my character version)
Make them cry
“I never loved you.”
“You’re the reason they’re dead!”
“It’s all your fault!”
“Who could ever love you…?”
“You’re so stupid. So weak.”
“Just go away. I don’t want you here.”
Blackmail them
“Who would’ve thought a sweet thing like you would have such a secret?”
“I’ll tell everyone. Scream so loud the country will hear.”
“I have a friend with a radio station, you know. Broadcast it all over the city.”
“If you want this back, you’ll do whatever I say!”
“Be a good little slave, you don’t want your secret out, do you?”
“I know everything. I can ruin you.”
“Beg me, and I might consider keeping my mouth shut.”
Interrogate them
“Sing, birdie.”
“I know exactly how to make you talk.”
“You know some fascinating things, don’t you?”
“I’ll use your greatest weaknesses against you, and you know I know them all.”
“I have means of extracting information from you.”
“I might play with you a little longer after you’ve talked. You’re too cute.”
“You’re tough. But I’ll break you.”
Yell at them
“You idiot! You dumbass! You- you fucking moron!”
“You’re absolutely useless, aren’t you?!”
“What the fuck have you done this time!”
“You don’t care about anyone but yourself!”
“You’re not human! You’re a monster!”
“You’re a disgusting little rat!”
“You’ve fucked up for the last time!”
Physically hurt them
“What, can’t take a punch?”
“I’ll kill you!”
“It’s only a scratch, asshole!”
“Don’t move, or I’ll shoot you!”
“I’ll slit your damn throat!”
“Kiss my shoes or I’ll stomp your head in half.”
“I didn’t mean to draw blood, but oh well.”
“That’s going to bruise.”
Torture them… gently
“You want some of this cake? C’moooon, beg for it!”
“Guess what? SURPRISE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!”
“Tickle-tickle-tickle! Kitchy kitchy koo!”
“Whaaaat? Is this yours? You can’t have it back, it’s mine now!”
“I’ll stop singing when hell freezes over!”
“Get in the locker, shorty!”
“Annoying? Me? Annoying?”
Just need to put a little coffee in ‘im.
otp moodboards: antarrow (scott lang x clint barton)
- Do not screw with the regulator. If that regulator is compromised, you would go subatomic.
- What does that mean?
Parody from ‘Is that paul rudd’
