Internationally Ignored Song Stylist

[funnytwittertweets]

[thenightgaunt]

I ran an Aliens rpg years back. But the players didn't KNOW it was an Aliens game until halfway through the first session.

They thought it was a sci-fi game but they also thought the monsters were going to be zombies.

Over a period of 2 hours they then proceeded to make EVERY Aliens movie cliche "mistake" known to man. Because at the time they all made sense.

The characters in a story don't know they're in a story or what kind of story it is.

They might think their in a romcom instead of a slasher movie. And if you're not in a slasher movie, why the fuck would you search through every closet in your house just because a cup mysteriously fell off a table in the dining room?

[bizarrelittlemew]

Our Flag Means Death 2x6 | I'm working on my look.

Bonus:

[mascarponx]

animal crossing looking ass

[kitkatkey]

Izzy singing a song from the 1940s in the 1700s is peak historical accuracy, no notes

[nicostiel]

#The nod of consent is so important to me 😭

[l3reezer]

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992)

[headfirst-for-your-mum-deactiva]

Some of y’all didn’t darken your clothes or strike a violent pose and it shows

[housewilsons]

I’m staying here in this spot, whether you want me to or not.

[minimalist-home]

[subtubitles]

[polyphonic-prairies]

I can’t stop thinking of that rami malek post where he points you out for stealing his wallet at dominos

[polyphonic-prairies]

This one, this is the post that never fails to make me laugh like a complete fucking idiot in front of everyone

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

theater kids be like: “m*cbeth”

[vulfrecords]

he

[millstoney]

[thatsbelievable]

[atissi]

museum gift shop: its that vase you saw

me:

museum gift shop: but really small

me: holy shit

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)