Bed Bath and Beyond Done

Cooper Anderson | 27 Years Young | Detective Uncle of Elizabeth Marie Anderson-Hummel I love my family, my friends, and my home, and coffee. My baby brother Blaine and his husband Kurt are my world - you mess with them, and you'll have me to deal with. I'm also the proud uncle of their beautiful baby girl, Elizabeth. Also, Froot Loops. 24 Hour Trevor Project Lifeline: 866-488-7386 National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-TALK

[nypd-cooperanderson]

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[nypd-cooperanderson]

He won't let me leave the damn apartment.

...Where are you trying to go?

[nypd-cooperanderson]

lawyerboundsebastian said:There is no proof that the pictures I send you are of my own dick.

[nypd-cooperanderson]

Tell Phillip to let me go.

What's happening?

[nypd-cooperanderson]

We're all coping as best we can

[lawyerboundsebastian]

Oh come on, I was joking.

[nypd-cooperanderson]

The last time one of your jokes was funny was...never.

[nypd-cooperanderson]

lawyerboundsebastian said://WE’RE BACK ON THE SAME NIGHT taylorrr i’ve missed our coopbastian. deep in my soul.

and by that we mean we've missed their dicks touching wink wonk

[phillipbrightman]

[nypd-cooperanderson]

[nypd-cooperanderson]

kurtelliothummel said: // my sister just wispered ‘she’s here’ to me omg

I literally can't breathe tell her she's a blessing and a treasure

[nypd-cooperanderson]

Does Sebasitan ever text you and you just

[thatgirlwiththesketchbook]

What, is he sending dick pics now?

[nypd-cooperanderson]

When isn't he sending dick pics?

[phillipbrightman]

More like

[nypd-cooperanderson]

No. Don't do that.

[nypd-cooperanderson]

Does Sebasitan ever text you and you just

[phillipbrightman]

… Is that a certain favorite hot detective that I see … ?

[nypd-cooperanderson]

[kurtelliothummel]

That’s about the only thing that’ll be up his ass for a long time after all this.

[nypd-cooperanderson]

[couragemyfriend]

Because I couldn’t let him get away with the bullshit he was pulling anymore. The shithead was telling people how “good a lay” Kurt is. He called him a whore before I hit him. Kurt told me something the other day that suggested Chase raped him multiple times while they were together. Beating his ass is the only way assholes like him learn.

[nypd-cooperanderson]

And at some point did it ever occur to you that maybe Kurt's feelings on the matter mean more than yours?

[nypd-cooperanderson]

couragemyfriend:

All I’m saying is he got what he deserved. You don’t know the half of what he did to Kurt.

No, but the half of the story that I do know is that Kurt told you not to go, and alas, you went.

[kurtelliothummel]

One of us should probably call him… or something. He’s not texting me back.

[nypd-cooperanderson]

I'll give him a call. Maybe if he's not too busy bending over backwards to fit his gel-plated head up his ass he'll answer the phone.