Incorrect Now You See Me quotes

My attempt in reviving the fandom (emphasis on 'attempt').

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Is this blog still alive or like... abandoned? Cos the fandom is slowly dying (even though there are still a few active blogs for nysm) but I was just wondering which blogs were stil active and stuff :) ps. I love your posts

It’s not really active, but I do get notifs and stuff for it, so it’s not abandoned either. I just haven’t gotten back into the fandom since the second movie came out a few years ago. That being said, I think I may post on this blog again when the third movie comes out next year (year after?). I also use my blog Saltythesaltman for my more casual NYSM posts, but like I said, I haven’t been super into the fandom in a while.I’m glad you like my posts, hopefully I’ll become more active again sometime : )

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Love you

Love u too

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Omg I just found your page and I love it!! I recently watched both films and I'm obsessed with them and so many of these quotes are hilarious. I recognised loads from shows I watch, and it's fun trying to work out where they're from!

AHHHH thanks! I haven’t even updated this blog in months

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Daniel : i only care about magic

the rest of the horsemen: AND US SOMETIMES

Daniel: and them sometimes

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WE HIT 1,000+ FOLLOWERS, HOLY CRAP

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Danny: They're probably laughing at me.

Henley: Not everything is about you...

Danny: Pffft, yes it is.

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Danny: i didn’t understand why people care so much about their dumb friends until i joined the horsemen, now if anything happened to them, i will kill everyone in this room…and then maybe myself.

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Merritt: Guys, I need to get something off my chest.

Danny: Is it your shirt? Please say no.

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Henley: Tressler doesn't have a weakness, remember?

Merritt: Wrong, he has the weakness of any tyrant: inflated ego.

Henley: Oh, so that makes Danny a tyrant.

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Merry Christmas, Now You See Me fans!!

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SAME

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[4 Horsemen go to some caves up north for vacation]

Merritt: Alright, let's get a move on.

Danny: I'm not going in there?

Henley: What? C'mon, what's the worst that can happen?

Danny: There could be alligators.

Jack: Alligators don't live in caves. Or in this state.

Danny: Hey, just because I know my amphibians doesn't mean I know where they live.

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Danny: Where do you wanna go for dinner?

Henley: I donno I kind of hate all our regular places right now. [pause] Oh, you know what? That one–

[Danny stops and gets down on one knee]

Danny: Hey Henley, will you..... wait for me one second, while I tie my shoe?

Henley: I hate you.

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Danny: If I die, I'm gonna have the biggest funeral and you're all invited.

Henley: "If"...

Jack: Great, the only party I'm invited to and he might not even die.

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[Meets up with Danny after a year]

Danny: Henley is that you???

Henley: Yeah! Hi!

Danny: You look like crap.

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Henley:[Explaining a Turducken] It's a chicken in a duck in a turkey.

Danny: You know, because the holiday isn't quite gluttonous enough on its own.

Jack: Sounds awesome, is that what we're having?

Merritt: Nope. Although impressive, I decided they stopped short when designing the turducken.

Danny: Yeah. They seem like real underachievers there.

Merritt: So I decided to make my own variety.

Danny: What's that, a polecat stuffed in a possum?

Merritt: Nope, first we start with a hummingbird-

Jack: A what?

Merritt: Put that in a sparrow, stuff them both in a Cornish hen, then put that in a chicken. Put all that in a duck, then a turkey, then in a bigger turkey.

Henley: TWO turkeys??

Merritt: Hey, it's Thanksgiving. Put that in a penguin, stuff that in a peacock, then an eagle, shove it all in an albatross, then an emu, next comes an ostrich, then a leopard! Put all that in a pterodactyl, and then stuff it in a Boeing 747.

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I'll have you all know that I've had a Thanksgiving post queued for like 5 months.... 5 MONTHS

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Merritt: I didn't have anything else planned today, let's go get drunk!