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Stroking my bush thoughtfully

i started writing tlt fic a year ago (ish) WOW what if i finished my wip. what if i started the thing i outlined. what if!

#ive got the remainder of summer full of freetime so at some point #i will #i imagine #unless i get mega depressed we shall see

fic writing is so fun bc like did i have a plan? sorta but not really and is it coherent anymore? NO but do i have to be? do i really need to be. do i. nah

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 2/3 Fandom: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus Characters: Gideon Nav, Harrow Nova, unnamed sex shop attendant Additional Tags: Crack, Kink Negotiation, terrible puns, mention of nearly every sex toy invented, even ones we wish were not invented, will add more tags when chapter 3 is finalized Series: Part 2 of the pee-pee-eh-yew (PP AU, Pink Pussy AU, yes Oat we get the joke shut up) Summary:

Gideon regards the addition to the basket. “What’s the scenario here: we’re across the country from each other and horny, you put this on and I press a button and that’s, what, cyber sex?” “You’re overanalyzing this.” “Over anal-yzing.”

Harrow and Gideon go to the toy store. Set sort of at the end of Pink Pussy.

#tlt #griddlehark #my fic

sixlimbs

00s music au

emo band ninth house

pop idol coronabeth

nerdcore rapper palamedes

#tlt series #the locked tomb #tlt fanart

trying v hard to get another chapter out because tears of the kingdom is so friggin close i can taste it and i will be obsessed for a time

wrishwrosh

canaan house but its a catholic high school circa 2014. technically there are no dress code violations in this picture

#good shit #good shit right here #mah bread and mah butter #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #tlt fanart

oatlybrandoatmilk

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/3 Fandom: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus Characters: Gideon Nav, Harrow Nova, unnamed sex shop attendant Additional Tags: Crack, Kink Negotiation, terrible puns, mention of nearly every sex toy invented, even ones we wish were not invented, will add more tags when chapter 3 is finalized Series: Part 2 of the pee-pee-eh-yew (PP AU, Pink Pussy AU, yes Oat we get the joke shut up) Summary:

Gideon regards the addition to the basket. “What’s the scenario here: we’re across the country from each other and horny, you put this on and I press a button and that’s, what, cyber sex?” “You’re overanalyzing this.” “Over anal-yzing.”

Harrow and Gideon go to the toy store. Set sort of at the end of Pink Pussy.

stillworkingonascreenname

This inspired me to create a meme of my morning

oatlybrandoatmilk

😂 you crack me the fuck up

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/3 Fandom: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus Characters: Gideon Nav, Harrow Nova, unnamed sex shop attendant Additional Tags: Crack, Kink Negotiation, terrible puns, mention of nearly every sex toy invented, even ones we wish were not invented, will add more tags when chapter 3 is finalized Series: Part 2 of the pee-pee-eh-yew (PP AU, Pink Pussy AU, yes Oat we get the joke shut up) Summary:

Gideon regards the addition to the basket. “What’s the scenario here: we’re across the country from each other and horny, you put this on and I press a button and that’s, what, cyber sex?” “You’re overanalyzing this.” “Over anal-yzing.”

Harrow and Gideon go to the toy store. Set sort of at the end of Pink Pussy.

#my fic #ppau #tlt #the locked tomb #griddlehark

😀

oat is no longer horny&sad

#got that gud strap

rorangina

their argument post bone cocoon scene read like this to me

#jlc was my sexual awakening #going full circle here #tlt

thatneoncrisis

warm up sketch

I find it hilarious that gtn's original bones were that of a boarding school mystery novel. take some catholic school griddlehark

#tlt fanart #the locked tomb #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus

so im researching bdsm stuff under the impression that i dont know a whole lot about the inner workings beyond the surface characteristics, only to find that a lot of shit ive done is actually straight up bdsm and not just like, spicy. and shit like this goes right into the ‘oat is probably autistic’ column bc gosh, how black-and-white thinking is it to rule out choking and edging as bdsm just bc there wasnt any rope or people being called ‘mistress’?

#lol overshare #anyway #its for fic #but useful info nontheless!#nsfw #oats into rope now #slippery slopes i guess #or #slippery ropes i should say

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir Rating: Explicit Warnings: Major Character Death Relationships: Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus, Harrowhark Nonagesimus/Ianthe Tridentarius Characters: Harrowhark Nonagesimus, Ianthe Tridentarius, Gideon Nav Additional Tags: okay so major character death the tlt way, so like, it's fine, Masturbation, Use of vibrator, mention of strap, Vaginal Fingering, pillow humping, NIpple stimulation, voyerism, Smut, Angst, where the twain shall meet, author is horny and sad and wants to make that everyones problem Summary:

“You’re doing so well.” Gideon kisses her hair. “I don’t feel like I’m doing well,” she gets shushed again. “Give it time.”

#tlt #my fic #griddlehark #harryanthe #the locked tomb series

help i keep abandoning the crack fic to write one shot pooooooorn