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[bob-belcher]

[fungoidz-deactivated20200705]

difference between emperor penguin and king penguin is that a baby emperor penguin is a kind, gentle, benevolent creature, and a baby king penguin is the devil.

[fungoidz-deactivated20200705]

observe

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Me on two hours of sleep vs me on nine hours

[thatattoozone-deactivated201710]

[knowing]

when ppl try to start shit on your blog

[ne-ck-de-ep]

Ben Barlow

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[moldlover]

@twinberry

[twinberry]

when I was born the whole world nutted and they made a national holiday out of it

[be-happy-and-enjoy-the-life]

[triedandtrued]

[swarnpert]

thoughts on being gay?

recommend

[fantasticfelicityfox]

My favorite part about 1931 Dracula is that there are armadillos running around Dracula’s castle.

Look at this it’s like they couldn’t find any rats so they just were like “eh close enough no one will notice”. But I noticed. I noticed.

[fuck-yeah-classic-monsters]

“WE NAILED IT BOYS”

[mllemusketeer]

Apparently in the 20s and 30s, armadillos weren’t very commonly known, so moviemakers would use them wherever they needed some creepy, ‘demonic’ animal running around. So there were a lot of armadillos in early filmmaking, and it was often people’s only source of reference for armadillos.

Fast forward twenty years to when the father of the biology professor who told me this is driving out from the east coast to see his son in California. Crossing the southwest at night.

An armadillo runs across the road. 

He comes to a screeching halt and the Thing Of Evil, which he never knew was actually a real animal, trots the rest of the way across the road and vanishes into the desert.

Apparently it shook him up rather a bit.

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@mortalityplays

[protom-lad]

Ok but what about Dracula’s Bee.

A single, solitary bee with his own tiny custom-built coffin. 

[bloodcountessabendroth-deactiva]

Nobody ever talks about Dracula’s pet bee.

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

the armadillos I get, but I still don’t understand the solitary bee

why did it have a coffin?

did Dracula just love his pet be that much?

[wahbegan]

It’s not a bee it’s a Jerusalem Cricket, included for basically the same reason as the armadillo

[roguetelemetry]

excellent pre-halloween content

[protom-lad]

While that is a cool and good clarification, my question stands

Why did Dracula have a single solitary cricket with his own tiny-built coffin.

[hellwolf99]

Because he could.

[alltheanimus]

[approvers]

[guarded]

VIA WeHeartIt

[letheane-deactivated20200121]

Edward Burne-Jones, ‘Love Among The Ruins’, (Detail)

[grandpaq]

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.

[kontrollsysteme]

darkchild masterpieces

[tashabilities]

Rodney Jerkins is underrated.