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do you like mammon? what rank is mammon in your favorites?

He!!! owns!!! my!!! heart!!! body!!! and!!! soul!!!!!!!

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Mammon, flirting with the cashier at the store: When I leave, don’t be surprised if the alarms go off, because I just stole ya heart~

Mammon: *leaves, and the alarm goes off*

Mammon, with a sly smile: See? Told ya~

Cashier: Sir, I need to check your bag. Come back here.

Mammon:

Mammon: No.

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Belphegor: I’m amazing at stealth.

MC: You’re horrible at stealth. Your ability is overpowered and you just kill everything you see.

Belphegor: They can’t see you if they’re dead.

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MC: I heard Levi is in jail. Is it true?

Mammon: Yeah, for something he didn’t do.

MC: Really? What?

Mammon: He didn’t run fast enough.

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Michael: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?

Lucifer: No.

Michael:

Michael covering mic: What do I do-

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Solomon: So… what do you do in your free time?

Asmo: I stalk people.

Solomon: Okay…? I-I like going on long walks.

Asmo: I know~

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Solomon: I have a feeling we should kiss right now. Is that a correct feeling or…

MC: Well, sometimes I think I should do crystal meth then I go, “Mm, better not.”

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Lucifer: How did the mission go?

Levi: The target died of natural causes.

Mammon: You dragged him to sea until he died…

Levi: Drowning is a natural cause.

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MC: That’s ridiculous, Mammon doesn’t have a crush on me.

Lucifer: Yes, he does.

Levi: Yes, he does.

Satan: Yes, he does.

Mammon: Yes, I do.

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MC: I’m home!

Mammon: Hey! I did the laundry and the dishes.. Well, made Beel eat the plates--

Mammon: I also deep-cleaned all the carpets, rearranged Satan's bookshelves by the authors’ death anniversary and learned throat-singing.

MC: So, when is your thesis assignment due?

Mammon, sobbing: In two hours.

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Asmodeus: Don’t confuse my attitude with my personality, hunny. My personality is who I am; my attitude depends on who you are.

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MC: You’re drinking again?

Lucifer, obviously stressed: Relax, it’s just tea.

MC: What kind?

Lucifer: Tea… quila.

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Solomon: You can trust me.

MC: I’ve seen literal demons less shady than you.

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Mammon, trying to appeal to his classmates at RAD: Puttin' my grades up for adoption 'coz I can’t raise 'em myself.

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Satan: I love knitting

Lucifer: Why?

Satan: I can make a scarf, I can make a hat, I can gouge your eyes out, I can make mittens…

Lucifer: I’m sorry, what was the middle part?

Satan: I can make a hat.

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MC: If you could bring one person to a deserted island with you, who would it be?

Belphegor: Lucifer.

Lucifer:

Lucifer:

Lucifer: ...but why?

Belphegor: Because if I have to suffer, then so do you.

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