Obiko

Derrick | 29 | Pansexual | Single | INFJ-T | Denver

[narutoposting-deactivated201809]

[beif0ngs]

Chapter 909 + Zoro

↳“You reek of blood… you’re the actual culprit behind this, aren’t ‘ya?”

[hotvampireadjacent]

they reduced samus’ breasts and solid snakes ass. it’s equality.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[biologybutch]

me: *is bored for 0.5 seconds*

me: i wanna learn how to work wood. i need to build a boat

[daifei]

lazaros

[phantomrose96]

I read Hamlet back in high school and to this day my absolute favorite thing about it was when Guildenstern was trying to fool Hamlet into doing something or other and Hamlet’s savvy to it but rather than saying “you’re lying and trying to trick me” instead Hamlet outta nowhere whips out this flute and tells Guildenstern to play it.

And Guildenstern is all “I dont know how to play a flute, my lord”

And Hamlet takes a dramatic pause before he absolutely ruins Guildenstern with, “Well thats funny considering you thought you could play me”

[phantomrose96]

this post sounds like im exaggerating but im not it’s straight up canon

[cashwheel]

fucking legendary power move

[ladygt]

Soulmates

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

Me, passing someone on the highway: bitch

Me, being passed on the highway: bitch

[bogfern]

“i fucking hate this game” i say as i devote my entire life around it

[filthy-rat]

[scpkid]

Love, bird

[kittehkats]

[tanku-deactivated20150907]

cheerful goblin

[doujinshi]

my heart grew three sizes

[gatorsmooch]

Are you ever just… really disappointed to learn someone is straight

[junilee22]

I guess the majority of the population disappoints you then.

[snototters-deactivated20210129]

correct

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

if i was a pirate captain i would get a movie projector and play a movie on the big sails every friday night for my boys to kick back and enjoy some time off unless we were under attack

[poetfish]

Pirates legit did the 16-17th century equivalent of this. When things were slow, they would put on plays, act out dramas of stories they knew, or freestyle. The most preferred model of original productions was courtroom drama: “trying” each other for piracy. The “accused” would list off their many, dramatically and humorously embellished crimes, and be equally dramatically sentenced. Sometimes there was a daring escape, sometimes just a really maudlin death scene, but a good time was had by all.

[slut4milk]

Pirate culture

[luizfilipegui]

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[missingsleeep]

[crowtesque]

[obiko]

Looking to buy cute boyfriend

Please though hahaha