Death is temporary. I'll love you forever.

hi i'm madge \\ 36. she/her. bi as hell. \\ slasherfucker extraordinaire \\ CEO of Mary Goore \\ papa IV acknowledged my existence on 2/20/2022 \\ the band ghost, eddie munson, horror movies, memes, art, writing \\ no minors pls

[filthy-rat]

Hey!

Did you know that I wrote a book? Because I did! It’s called “A Final Girl’s Survival Guide”!

Check it out!

A group of friends. A road trip. A sleepy mountain town. Tale as old as time, right?

Not like this.

All Ariadne wanted was to reconnect with the people she used to love more than anyone. Rekindle bonds from her childhood. Make memories that she could look back on fondly in her golden years.

But someone else in the town of Ripton Mills had a different plan for her summer vacation, and what was once a simple weekend trip with friends in a remote cabin quickly became a harrowing nightmare.

She'll have to rely on all her horror instincts to get out of this mess alive.

Can she use this knowledge to save her friends as well?

It’s got spooky woods, crude humor, and a sexy, sexy slasher! If that sounds like your jam, it is available on Kindle and print on demand right now!

>>> HERE! <<<

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[importantcatpics]

[academicgangster]

[kurgy]

[theartistrans]

My fiance and I (already struggling to keep our phones on) are both going to be going through major surgery sometime in the future, which is a huge deal for a few reasons. The surgeries themselves are both gender affirming and will address serious long-suffered health issues. But we have such severe allergies that hospitals generally cannot feed us full meals without killing us. (ask me more about this, I would love an opportunity to scream about it)

In the past, a week in this hospital has cost us $300 for both of us to get food we can actually prepare and eat in a hospital room. We are looking at some insane upcoming costs, even if our insurance covers everything directly related to the surgery, because it absolutely won't cover the food costs.

oh, and I'm going through a cancer scare, waiting on a biopsy. Just totally separate from all this, so yknow. Sort of bracing for things to get worse.

Anything helps with this. I made art and you can buy pieces at my kofi If you'd like to help directly, I have a gfm and my payment links are as follows. Dm for proof or details.

PP--$C--V

[theartistrans]

Nothing has been recieved since this was posted. Anything help, and we greatly appreciated everyone sharing this.

[un-father]

If you have a crush on me just come talk to me and I promise you will get over it

[chumbyy]

[stitchthisfiona]

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

[cleolinda]

[cleolinda]

[lotus0kid]

[lotus0kid]

[pomme-poire-peche]

[lotus0kid]

[sashaforthewin]

[stitchthisfiona]

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

[cleolinda]

[cleolinda]

[lotus0kid]

[lotus0kid]

[pomme-poire-peche]

[lotus0kid]

[sashaforthewin]

[agoraphobe]

[druckers]

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

[1966loveminuszeronolimit]

how to keep going for beginners

[bleedingspiral]

[✯]

[morphogenetic]

(wanting to make a post about something but it reveals too much about your personal life) i have had a negative experience

[filthy-rat]

makeup was bitchin' today 💅

[filthy-rat]

I am going to reblog my art

prepare yourself

[filthy-rat]

this has been a test of the art reblog system please have a nice day

[filthy-rat]

Call out in the middle of the night For when else would I hear you?                                                                 Fall out in the cold starlight                                                                 I can save you if you do