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@obitual-devotion
I FUCKING CALLED IT I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN IM SO
and the Most Horribly Appropriate Last Name Award goes to
humanwrath
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Pops back in to cry about how fuckgn dead i am
ave maria plays softly in the bg
Pops back in to cry about how fuckgn dead i am
RULES: Once you’ve been tagged, you’re supposed to write a note with 92 truths about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged you have to tag the person who tagged you
TAGGED BY: warscarred the fucking lord of cute TAGGING: IM VERY INTIMIDATED WHEN IT COMES TO TAGGING PEOPLE....
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┊After the HUNT for this assistant, his ears are forever hearing the echoes of his footsteps ; for boots have tre- -kked the HALLS for the missing man. ┊Weary of peeking into empty rooms or excusing him- -self from that of OCCUPIED ones, he can hardly supp- -ress a SIGH when he finally discovered him. It seemed that drunken fools were EXCEPTIONAL at hide-&-seek.
╒╣ ❛❛ Moblit - it’s the MORNING. I’ve been looking for your missing ass since I woke up. ❜❜
His eyes grow wide at the declaration, peeking to the side to peer from the cracked window. Sure enough, a stream of roseate light lifts gently from the horizon, a delicate trill of birdsong filling the morning air.
Even through the lingering buzz of alcohol, Moblit has the decency to be mortified. He turns back to his superior, cheeks colored a ruddy pink.
“I didn’t even notice it--m’sorry sir, I did--”
Another hiccup. The lanky man covers his mouth sheepishly before continuing.
“...I finished my work for once, so I thought it wouldn’t be an issue. M’sorry if there’s something you need done, it’s quite--hic! Q-quite unprofessional.”
Send me a number and I’ll open my icon folder and write up a starter with that icon.
most important otp question:
who says ‘shit’ and who says ‘language’
Levihan
“O-oh...”
He scratches the back of his neck, sheepish.
“Well...I-I suppose that’s not much of a surprise really. They’re very close! They seem to trust each other deeply, though there’s...a fair amount of vitriol there. But. They’re...they’re good people. I’d be happy for them. Really.”
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Hey Moblit, have you ever realized that if you say your name Japanese-style, Moburitou, it's basically 'my burito'?
except maybe when it’s winter and squad leader is still sleeping so I can rest a bit more ( u . .)
The tea theft (manga by Mera) (more translated Mera)
(translation: konekojita / cleaning: Nerd that cries over Erwin Smith)
'Mulan' quote starters
"How lucky can they be? They're dead."
"You will never bring your family honour."
"Well we can't all be acupuncturists!"
"No, your great-granddaughter had to become a cross dresser!"
"Stop me? He invited me."
"Ah, I see you have a sword! I have one too! They're very manly. And tough."
"Lemma hear you say AH!!"
"You wanna stay, you gotta work."
"I am the guardian of lost souls!"
"My ancestors sent me a lizard to help me?"
"Down, Betsy!"
"Make a note of this; Dishonour on you, dishonour on your cow!"
"Beautiful, isn't it?"
"Look, this tattoo will protect me from harm!"
"Punch him. That's how men make friends."
"Relax, and chant with me."
"Stay that to my face, you limp noodle!"
"I do love surprises."
"He started it!"
"I didn't ask for his name, I asked for your name."
"He doesn't talk about me much."
"Tomorrow, the real work begins."
"Look, it's porridge. And it's happy to see you!"
"I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover. Come on, scare me, girl!"
"Wait, you forgot your sword!"
"That's not funny."
"Yeah, 'cause I owe you a knuckle sandwich."
"Oohh, tough guy."
"I'll get that arrow, pretty boy. And I'll do it with my shirt on."
"Let's get down to business."
"I'll make a man out of you."
"You haven't got a clue."
"I'm never gonna catch my breath."
"This guy's got her scared to death."
"Heed my every order, and you might survive."
"Pack up, go home, you're through."
"What do you see?"
"We can avoid them easily."
"We should return it to her."
"Hey, this is not a good idea. What if somebody sees you?"
"If you're so worried, go stand watch!"
"We're doomed!"
"I know we were jerks to you before, so let's start over."
"I'm king of the rock!"
"We have to fight!"
"Snake! AGH!!"
"Boy, that was close."
"That was vile!"
"I never want to see a naked man again."
"Don't look at me, I ain't biting no more butts."
"This guy's messing with my plans!"
"We're not finished!"
"I'll hold him, and you punch."
"I saw that."
"You like him, don't you?"
"That's better! Much better! Let's go!"
"You owe me a new pair of slippers."
"Excuse me? I think the question is who are you?!"
"I should have your hat for that!"
"Think of instead; a girl worth fighting for."
"Bet the local girls thought you were quite the charmer."
"He thinks he's such a lady killer."
"Yeah, the only girl who'd love him is his mother."
"I'm sorry."
"Oh, sure, save the horse."
"Fire!"
"You missed! How could you miss?!"
"We need help!"
"I knew we could do it! You the man! Well, sort of."
"From now on, you have my trust."
"He's wounded, get help!"
"I can explain."
"So, it is true!"
"I knew there was something wring with you!"
"I didn't mean for it to go this far!"
"It was the only way!"
"My debt is repaid."
"But you can't just..."
"I never should have left home."
"Maybe what I really wanted was to prove that I could do things right. So that when I looked in the mirror, I'd see someone worthwhile. But I was wrong. I see nothing."
"I can see you, lookit you, you look so pretty!"
"I mean, you risked your life to help people you love."
"At least you had good intentions."
"You ... lied to me?"
"We started this thing together and that's how we'll finish it. I promise."
"They popped out of the snow! LIKE DAISIES!"
"Go home."
"Why should I?"
"Please, you have to help!"
"No one will listen!"
"Huh, I'm sorry, did you say something?"
"Okay. Any questions?"
"Ugly concubines."
"I tire of your arrogance."
"So what's the plan?"
"You don't have a plan?!"
"Way ahead of you, sister."
"I need firepower."
"Your worst nightmare."
"Guess you're out of ideas."
"Not quite."
"I am ready, baby!"
"That was a deliberate attempt on my life!"
"Stand aside! That creature is not worth protecting."
"She's a hero!"
"That is enough!"
"I've heard a great deal about you."
"You can have his job."
"Is she allowed to do that?"
"You fight good."
"The flower that blooms in adversity is the rarest and most beautiful of all."
"You don't meet a girl like that every dynasty!"
"The greatest gift in honor is having you for a (enter whatever)"
"If you ask me she should've brought home a man!"
"Would you like to stay forever?"
"Dinner would be great."
"You know, she gets it from my side of the family!"
sagaces:
Placing his hands on his thighs, he glanced around, sniffing the air. His expression is more mingled with concern, and he adjusts his clothes a little. He nods to Moblit. “They usually do. They’re very social, the group of them.”
As he left the little seating place at the tree stump, he glanced to the left. The stables is a fairly large building just outside the headquarters entrance. Mike started to head that way, seemed as if he didn’t hear soft-spoken Moblit. Then, after a few steps, he turned, beckoned with his hand and said. “C’mon. I’m sure you’d be good help.”
He resists the urge to fidget when his question goes unanswered, casting a sheepish glance at the ground below when the man stalks off. It’s at his voice that Moblit startles, gaze snapping up in surprise before he rushes forward to join the taller man.
“Oh! Well I certainly hope so...it’d be nice to check in on them all.”
Moblit chuckles shyly.
“Frayed nerves...I suppose it’s something we have in common, horses and I.”
sagaces:
It had been some time ago that the thunder started popping in the distance. The clouds turning white-grey, and dark grey, almost black. Heavy with soon to be rain. Mike had been there for a while. Contemplating very little but the wildness of the sky. In the distance, a silent streak of lightning. Lavender purple.
“Hmm?” Mike swiveled around to face Moblit. He seemed a little lost, and shook his head. “You’re right. Looks like theirs gonna be a storm.” Mike stood up, coming a bit closer.
“I’m gonna go to the horses.” he mumbled, dusting his pants off. “They get spooked by thunder. You stay safe too, okay?”
His gaze flickers to the murmuring sea of clouds above, taking in the slow swirl of condensation for a brief moment. Moblit’s brow remains pinched with concern, though he softens at mention of the horses.
“That’s quite kind of you...I’m sure they appreciate the company.”
He’d wondered at times, how they’d coped with such violent, frightening bouts of weather--though he’d think one must be immune to the dull roar of thunder having lived what they’ve lived. Moblit flushes lightly at the attention he’d forgotten to acknowledge, giving a quick nod of the head.
“Y-Yes sir, of course! You don’t ahm...have need of any help do you?”