Ace Attorney Headcanons Pt. 1
Phoenix Wright:
- swears by watching Legally Blonde on his phone in recess to give him motivation
- has an anonymous steel samurai troll account because he's a petty bitch and it riles up Maya and Edgeworth
- Every Sunday he cleans all day, usually blasting musical tunes, much to the annoyance of Apollo, who comes into the office for the air con
- The one time Apollo tried to get him to use a smart phone ended with him spouting brainrot terms (to annoy Apollo but he doesn't know that)
- he's unc of the office and knows it, uses it to his advantage when he can
- Had a goldfish in childhood that Larry accidentally flushed down the toilet in a series of events, that devastated Phoenix so badly he swore off pets until Trucy wanted a rabbit
- His favourite activity is ragebaiting Apollo but if anyone else tries it who isn't part of the WAA and one of the few prosecutors he likes he will scrap