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Playing some jade empire and just talking to myself because sanity has escaped me long ago
Game of Thrones Spoilers
Crackpot Theory:
jaqen h'ghar and/or The Many Faced God is actually link from Majora’s Mask (also OOT I guess).
The Faces are actually masked he creates with the song of healing, allowing him to turn into them exactly like the transformation masks from Majora’s Mask.
Link was able to use their power without going blind because in OOT when he went back in time to stop the bad future from happening it made him no one.
Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.
Yowch, disgusting.
women are disgusting.
Think Caesar’s Legion is a little too misogynistic? Did you feel that Little Lamplight reeked of ageism? Were you tired of the supermutants not letting you in, despite informing them that your pale, vault-dwelling-human self was, in fact, trans-supermutant? And how about those people back in New Vegas that didn’t validate your Deathclawkin status? Now you can bring justice to the wasteland in the latest installment of the critically acclaimed Callout series. Scour the wasteland of the once glorious pre-war New York City. Loot coffee shops while you blog on your PipGenderNeutralPronoun 3000 about your passive-aggressive shaming of those who would dare be interesting fictional figures in a post-apocalyptic setting you know and hate.
I have no words
Sorry I’m submitting so much, but dA just has so much shit to offer
It’s practically begging to be posted here
And in case you’re wondering if the description is any better:
“ ‘What a long night…I had the strangest dream…I grew a pair of breast…’
‘I look down to see it was not a dream…I in fact did grow a pair of boobs…and heavy boobs to say the lease. As I look around my room, I am not ready to deal with this new reality…why was this happening, how would I explain this if anyone asked? I have heard of men developing breast, but usually because they were on high doses of….’ ‘Oh…steroids…maybe that is it….steroids…my drugs I take for my illness are high in steroids.’
‘As nature was calling, I pull myself out of bed, slip on a white tee-shirt and underpants. Still tired as can be, I waddle off to the restroom…my chest giggling around like a gelatin. Once at the golden throne, I yawn and clear the sleep out of my eyes.’
‘I am alert when a strange tugging sensation occurs at the base of my penis. I open my briefs…hoping that the steroids aren’t effecting that region also. Looking down, I am shocked to see my penis stiffen like a board. Only twice have I erected like this…once when I groped my nipples and now. I observe the hair around my penis fall off, leaving a smooth surface. I can’t even comprehend what is happening, but I have a horrific idea where this is going!’
‘Dropping my shorts, I watch as the skin at the base of my penis splits open…I scream in pain…the process was brutal, but as I check over the opening, there is no blood…how can there be no blood? I did not know, and did not wait to find out. The opening thickens as the shaft of my penis was pulled into my body. I could actually feel the shaft move inside me, move into my abdomen, changing into what would be my vagina. As the penis sunk faster deep inside me, the testicles were being pulled also into the hole in my groin. The strain on my testicles was overwhelming; the sperm was literally being squeezed out of my body as small trickles would seep out of my penis and plop upon the floor.’
‘I was frozen in place as my manhood receded into me. Soon the penis began to shrink and thin as the head of my penis erupted all the sperm that was left in my balls as the testicles were converted into ovaries and carried deep inside me from whence they came when I was in my moms’ tummy. With the departure of my testicles, the glans of my penis collapsed and like skinning a fish, my penis was sucked further in head-first as the urethral orifice thinned and the anatomy transformed into a tube that only connected to my bladder.’
‘With a firm tug, the skin of my scrotum ripped into two and the tissue became my labium that would lubricate the opening to my new vagina. As the pubis mound thickens and swelled out into that of a mons pubis, my prostate ballooned and connected to my vagina, giving me a functional vagina.’
‘Falling to my knees, tears rolled down my face…I have been in pain with nails in my feet, teeth extracted, lungs siphoned…but this was far worse!’
‘I am in so much agony; I got back to my feet and waddled off to my room. My entire walk was thrown off as my hips popped out with my anatomy. I grabbed the wall and let loose a scream. Why is this happening to me! I screamed as I coughed and wheezed, my CF getting really bad. Falling into bed, I pulled on some pants and shirt…I did not want to see myself…I just wanted to die!’”
IT’S FUCKING NOT
…….why?
U STOL FIZZY LIFTING DRINK
what is this.
why. what do i tag this.
The person that made this is 30 years old and just a sick man.
I don’t get why this is jpg file.
Shekel soup! How wasteful!
this guys gallery is full of porn that i doubt he made
WHAT