*: ・゚✧ stuff my mom has said while on the phone #2.
feel free to change pronouns, wording, etc. as needed!
“ the pepper is hiding. i didn’t know that peppers could hide.”
“ it’s good that you know these things.”
“ it’s missing you dearly, i think.”
“ it’s just stupid to try.”
“ it’s no problem. no problem.”
“ no, i just had an, ahem… pole… in the car…”
“ i knew you’d ask what it was.”
“ you don’t need to have that much wind on.”
“ it just takes a little more time.”
“ that’s what the work environment doesn’t accept: that some people need more time.”
“ not everyone has that speed. not even the young.”
“ you’ll get sick quick from stress.”
“ what are we doing here?”
“ do we need to stress this fucking much?”
“ we managed before, too.”
“ it has big cows. oh, they’re out eating grass now, i see.”
“ you never know with these kids.”
“ yeah, i’m a little here and there.”
“ then i gotta plan ahead a bit.”
“ i usually tend to disappear soon.”
“ it tends to happen around here, too, someplace.”
“ no, i said odd. that means strange.”
“ it’s not that much snow there now.”
“ there’s something weird about that.”
“ i’m standing in the road. well, not PHYSICALLY in the road, but…”
“ i fucking don’t remember where i bought it.”
“ sorry!” [starts laughing]
“ what did you say again?”
“ mild and soft. yeah, soft and mild.”
“ a reindeer-giraffe… no, a reindeer, a giraffe, and a pink bunny.”
“ that’s just how it is.”
“ my god, i mean… i thought it was just the chocolate they put weird things in.”
“ i got the door in my arm.”
“ too bad i didn’t bring a basket.”
“ then all that’s left to do is just stand and wait patiently.”
“ i gotta find that famous number.”
“ does that sound familiar?”
“ i’m just focused on people not getting up in my face.”
“ it’s so much fun to stand in line.”
“ it’s probably very fun to wait, too.”
“ now i’m walking past the giraffes again.”
“ can’t you just fly out? no, don’t fly out.”
“ don’t fly in front of me and irritate me… or distract me, or something.”
“ i’m not stopping for fun.”