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What's your favorite non-typical/uncommon CoTL character pairing/dynamics?

That's a good question because I don't look at the fandom at all, so I don't even know what's considered uncommon or not. I can think of a lot of dynamics I'm interested in but don't draw for whatever reason, example being dynamics including Marchosias cus he's a fascinating character but a pain in the dick to draw.

#tipsy thoughts

Mayhaps cuck narinder for wool sandwich or goat x lamb x narinder 🙌

You know I love both, but here's the former for now

Extremely stupid extra doodle under cut:

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#wanks reruns

When playing Woolhaven I noticed that when Leshy sticks his tongue out to catch snowflakes, it bleps out from under his bandages, with a little heart eye on top.

I want you to know your art is the reason I gave in and finally got cult of the lamb. I love it. I've been playing it over a week straight. Thank youuu freak to freak o7

!!! Yay! You should name a cultist after me 😋

what if we combined necrorinder with big boobrinder

Why aren’t the bishops allowed offspring?

The Bishops eradicated the Lamb's kind, so why should their bloodlines be allowed to continue? It's generous enough that they are allowed to live on in the cult.

I know I know, very obvious and stupid question but really, are you a nercophile? I you are it was very strange because I've never seen one this open before.

Me? Not at all, lol don't worry. Roleplaying the vibes (for example, lying very still and not responding to touch during consensual kink) can be pretty fun though.

What I'm really into is something I like to call Toon Snuff: The idea of cute, cartoon critters getting murdered, and for one reason or another, coming back completely fine by the next scene. Picture cartoons such as Looney Tunes, the stuff I grew up on. I was fascinated by the way the characters would be subjected to such unrealistic, over-the-top violence, and there would be absolutely no lasting consequences. They can bounce back and suffer it all over again, and by the next episode, end up not holding so much as a grudge. If you've ever seen Who Framed Roger Rabbit, you can imagine how that movie influenced my fixation on this. And there are many other examples of Toon Snuff in lots of other medias. I would love to world-build the rules of how the toons' conditional immortality would work, and how it might feel for them to pop back to life.

I combined this with my love for plushies. A dead cartoon is a weighted plushie to me. If I had the resources to, I'd make my own weighted plushies with dead expressions. There'd be a whole series of them, ranging from silly X's for eyes and pink tongues sticking out, to bruised, wounded plushies with stuffed organs on the inside that could be pulled out. With no zipper included, so one would have to use a knife to cut them open, and then they'd get to sew them back together. And the plushies would love every second of it, btw.

This kinda thing followed me throughout many interests. CoTL was kind of a perfect fit for this.

#tw necrophillia

#cotl shamura

Suggestion: Leshy getting passed around like a blunt

(Spiritual successor to this)

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Frame of an animatic I'll never do

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The idea I had for this still floats by in my head sometimes. It would have been to that old song, Tonight You Belong to Me. It would have followed a dissenter who escaped the cult to worship another Bishop. (I know, I know, you belong to somebody new...) Wandering through the forest, not knowing the Lamb was hunting them down before it was too late. They'd duck behind a tree when they hear the Lamb sing sweetly, trotting by, and just as they think they stood unnoticed... The Lamb pops up, slamming the dagger into the tree. It would cut to them happily singing as they drag the dissenter, kicking, clawing, begging for mercy, away into the dark. (My honey, I know, I know, with the dawn that you will be gone...)

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Does Goat also come back from the dead? Or is that a Red Crown exclusive thing

I'm sure they could. But if there's no incentive to, neither they or the Lamb die much at all in the first place.