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Can we look at the squid some more?

get a good, close look

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loaf nari ?

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#cant believe pjackk came back then died again #so heres another in his honor

loaf nari ?

Honestly how horny are the crowns? Out of curiosity.

It's probably impossible to tell because their "minds" are so incomprehensible that whatever they may perceive as a "sex thing" would go right over our heads.

#get it? cus the crown goes over the head-

Crack ship idea

One of the crowns but pregnant and the other most definitely knows why they are much more heavier

#happy pride to the crowns and no one else

Hmm, how often does the lamb cook a follower egg rather than hatch it?

If they're anything like how I play the game, they cook them most times because it's easier to serve up some omelettes than resurrecting every dying elder they want to keep around.

All bishop eggs get cooked, they are not allowed any offspring. Other eggs' fates are the parents' choice (which is influenced by the Lamb introducing followers with favorable traits to one another. A lil bit of selective breeding is involved)

#its 4 am i am laughing so fucking hard at this its not even FUNNY #I ANT STOP LAUGHING

Sooooooooooo... How are these glowy womb tattoos going? Askin' for a friend

If they would choose to keep em, I don't think it would ultimately be enough to override their low fertility. But hey, free night-light

#suggestive

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#wanks reruns #fun fact i did this when i was high on shrooms #on a program i hadnt really touched before

Has Narinder ever drowned Lamb? For fun?

It was a great idea on paper, and he liked watching the bubbles gradually decrease to stillness, long after the Lamb stopped moving. But now their head was three times heavier to lift from the water, and he realized he would have to spend the rest of the day drying out their waterlogged wool, which was such a pain that he ran out of time and interest to have any other fun

#anyway

Is there a ship name for the red and purple crowns yet? You’re the only one I’ve seen draw it so I assume you’re the authority on the subject

Oh, what an honor! I've been scratching my head for ideas but can't come up with any good names for the purest OTP of all of cotl

any ideas?

#every time I try to think of any I only get hit with flashbacks from my invader zim days and a certain red + purple ship from there lol

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