cyrille♞

very debatable rants about harry potter topics

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people say that others ship dramione because they like the idea of enemies to lovers.. so.. is that your only reason? or is it just an excuse to cover up the fact you don’t ship romione because you secretly dislike ron and you think that he “doesn’t make her happy”? mm ok girl

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tell me about your dreams with hp characters in it bc they interesting asf

so like uhh i had a dream pansy came out to me and she introduced me to her two girl friends that were dating each othe r BYEEE wbk she listens to girl in red 

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soft draco edit captions: “keep him happy <3″ the mf clips: *draco laughing while making fun of ron and hermione*

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PLSSS if draco acted like how he does in fluff draco x reader fics to me id probably run away because fluffy draco is a demon miss thing

doesnt it scare y’all how he kisses yo forehead and holds your hand instead of pushing you down the stairs cuz

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the sexual tension between me hating reading fics but thinking about the potential and power i would have if i knew how to write with all the ideas that i have in mind

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i can never find myself to read a fic, wattpad or tumblr, that shit creeps me out how draco is all cute and asking for affection, like stfu or i’ll shove a mf frog down yo throat

honestly i should seek help like draco is literally my hp crush.. anyways,,

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i have this weird thing that i do where when i see someone bashing pansy on a tiktok comment section i’ll go through their whole account to find out they look like the girls who only claim to be in slytherin because of draco,, PLLS LMAOOOO im so rude pretend i didnt say that

anyways i saw this tiktok where people were talking shit bout her and i replied to some of them defending my girly and they had the audacity to respond back, but then once i check their account,, their hp crush is tom riddle... gtfo PLSSS 

go back to choosing all the dark-based answers in the pottermore quiz so you get slytherin as yo house 

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i literally am weirdly extremely attracted and in love with the draco but like i hate him,,

because the real draco is literally a douche who wishes death upon people because of their blood status and i can list a bunch of other reasons why his character sucks <3

its like a love-hate relationship except the i only like the draco i made up in my head.. uhhh i should seek help

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if you ship top ship with hermione is with anyone other than ron i would like to hear your thoughts thanks

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i want a slytherclaw boyfriend

the way he would fight for your love, staring at you with another guy as he thinks about the master plan he created and organized weeks ago while his competition is unaware, not only slowly making you realize you’ve finally found someone will a loyal mindset, but also making him realize that he has never gone above and beyond to win over someones heart.

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LAUGHSS the reason draco is friends with pansy is because their personalities blend in with each other, they’ve been friends for years and yet some girls still be thinking they would win over her if they were really in hogwarts,,, MMMM okay girly

also not some girls saying they want to punch pansy in the face like they would get draco even IF they win a fight with her which i honestly doubt it lol, nothing is going to change miss thing, pansy would tell him all about it and he’d probably start avoiding you 

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just found out some people don’t ship romione??? hold up because last time i checked the same person speaking ships dramione GIRL what

sorry call me out but it just mentally does not make sense??