can someone please listen to my plea and write a flirty and heated makeout oneshot of george or young remus 😔💔💔🙏🙏
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can someone please listen to my plea and write a flirty and heated makeout oneshot of george or young remus 😔💔💔🙏🙏
Georgie hitting it from behind while you struggle try to read, basically...
georgie brainrot...georgie brainrot...
WC: 0.4k
CW: SMUT, NSFW, 18+, MDNI!, prone bone, proofread? What's that? reader's gender isn't mentioned, reader is referred to as angel, bit of aftercare at the end i think, porn with a bit of plot I guess, wrote this with one singular horny braincell
I really just wanna write something before I drown in my responsibilities. Again. Lmk if y'all want a more er detailed one? Idfk
Fake-Date Me - G.W.
sum - When George Weasley asked you to fake-date him to get the girl he likes jealous, you find yourself slowly falling in love as he sets his eyes on someone who isn't you.
word count - 4.2k
content - light cursing, fake-dating, angst, fluff, (sorta) bookstore trope, best friends to lovers, she fell first, he fell harder
note - ugh this fic was so fun to write, and I felt myself falling in love with this man all over again. To all the george girlies out there, I hope you like this! - ccw
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"Oi, (Name)!"
Your head snapped up, your neck muscles complaining as you swivelled it, and spotted George, grinning mischievously by the doorway.
"Whatever it is that you're planning, it's a no," you sigh, looking back down at your Charms essay.
"Just hear me out," George wheedled, draping his long arms over your shoulders and looking at you upside-down, his face inches from yours. Your breath unwillingly hitched, and your face warmed as you rolled your eyes and playfully blew at his.
George made a whining sound. "Hey! Those are my eyes," and you responded in turn by blowing them again. The Weasley sighed, getting out of your face and sitting across from you. If there was any indication that he noticed your flushing cheeks, he didn't acknowledge it. Instead, he looked at you seriously, his hands clasped.
"Look, there's a girl I like," George admits, his shoulders dropping. Your eyes widen. You did not expect this. "She's... I don't know, she doesn't really notice me, if I'm being honest and I don't know how to get her to."
George Weasley
fic recommendation list
A - beating a weasley
A - well-meaning deceit
A - see you again
A - five times + 1
A - road to us
T - hallways
T - perfect
T - admirer
T - saint
T - resist
T - it had to be you
T - my very own valentine
T - always second choice ---
part one part two part three part four part five part six part seven part eight part nine
T - I won't say (I'm in love)
T - rumour has it
T - know-it-all
T - midnight snowfall
T - took you a while
T - jealousy, jealousy
T - from molly, with love
T - if he walked into you changing
T - meeting you was a nice accident ---
part one part two part three part four
T - serendipity
T - cool about it
T - a madness most discreet
T - some things george weasley doesn't joke about
T - i'm not angry anymore
T - the prefect's partner in crime ---
part one part two
T - words you can't take back
T - stitching together
T - little miss perfect
T - you need vitamins ---
part one part two part three part four part five part six part seven
T - loved and lost you
T - dazed and devoted
T - predisposition
T - ink-stained mischief
T - paying attention
T - echoes of you
T - sirius black's daughter!reader ---
prologue part one part two part three part four part five
T - a little bit of colour
T - moonlight and mischief
T - a second chance at silence
T - letters
T - for green or gold
T - off pitch ---
part one part two part three part four
T - seven years of bad luck
T - neville's sister
T - untouchable
T - good luck!
T - fight for the yule ball heir ---
part one part two part three
T - a christmas gift
T - emerald and ember
T - rumour has it
W - without you
W - oneshots ---
1 2 3 4 5
W - friends forever?
W - arranged
W - driving me mad
W - the girl who hid
W - pretending
W - persistence
W - wish
W - paper hearts
these are all derived and reposted from my first blog @/falsedivide! all fanfics here belong to their discredited authors and I do not own any of them
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His Hands
part 1
pairing: george weasley x fem!reader
summary: you're staring admiring george's hands
content: fluff, 2nd pov, slightly (?) longer fic, hands 😋, inspired by this tiktok (not george but same vibes 😌)
a/n: all i could say is thank you so much for the insane support. i honestly didn't anticipate that 'His Smile' would get any attention at all . anyways, if you want to be added to the taglist, please let me know!
p.s. i'm sorry this took so long. work and med school are not in my favor this month 🤧 i also may or may not have procrastinated as well. so, for future parts, please expect it will take long — mostly because i work well without deadline or expectations XD
p.p.s sorry for any spelling or grammar errors. my dyslexia is not bloody cooperating. and apologies if it's not as good as the first one, i'm running a bit on fumes when writing this 🤧
Being a prefect has its advantages. For one, you get to scold annoying gits with no repurcussions — to an extent, of course! Two, you have access to the greatest bathroom there is in the castle. Three, you get the earliest gossip of anything happening in Hogwarts — student and faculty alike!
Then, there's the unfortunate disadvantages.
Not only have you been covering people's shift in night patrols — because you are too kind for your own good — now, your presence is demanded for a whole week to decorate the Great Hall and certain corridors of the castle for freaking Valentine's Day.
All because Professor Dumbledore seemed to have liked the ex-DADA Professor Lockhart's idea of puking pinks, reds, and whites 'to illuminate the gloomy halls of this school'. Headmaster's words, not yours.
But, alas, with how humongous this school is, the student manpower is at odds. The week is almost over and the Great Hall and corridors looked like they were being torn apart instead of being decorated. It seems magic can't do everything.
"We called for volunteers from each house," your Head Girl grins widely as she returned from her ultimate expedition of gathering 'reinforcements'.
You tilt your head to look at the 'volunteers' that thudded behind her.
None of them looked happy to be there.
Is what you wanted to say to her if your eyes hadn't locked in on one volunteer.
George Weasley.
Your friend, who seemed to have materialized beside you out of nowhere, elbows you. "Prince charming is here," your friend states with a knowing grin.
"Shut it," you sent her a warning glare as you rubbed the spot she hit.
Then, Hermione Granger, one of the Gryffindor prefects, grins at you as she pulls Harry and Ron from behind her which pulled a chain of tugging from the begrudging Gryffindor 'volunteers'.
You could even hear her scold Ron, saying things like 'Ron, you're a bloody prefect too. Stop being so difficult!'
From what you can deduce, Hermione had forced Ron — another Gryffindor prefect — to force Harry, his brothers, and their friends to aid the decorating team.
"I've gathered us most of Gryffindor's Quidditch players, they can do a lot of heavy-lifting tasks," Hermione turns to you. And for a moment, you forgot that you were the one leading the labor force of the decorating team as you stared at her, still slightly dumbfounded that George Weasley is here.
"Y-Yeah, sure," you cleared your throat as you nodded.
"Wait, aren't you the smile girl?" Fred's voice suddenly cuts through your dreamy haze that soon became embarrassment.
George elbows his grinning twin before turning to you. "Sorry 'bout him, love. He's a bit of a loony," he smiles softly as Fred huffs out an offended 'Hey!' beside him.
Love. That word nearly took you out.
"I-It's okay— Um, I need you to divide your group into three," you cleared your throat again, trying your best to gather your bearings and not embarrass yourself further in front of him.
"One will stay here in the Great Hall with me. The others will go to the corridors with Ernie and Padma, separately," you gestured at the Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw prefect beside you.
You watched as the group moves like an adorable, chaotic version of the boat is sinking. Some were even fighting to be in certain groups.
While you were too busy being amused at the chaos of red and gold, you failed to notice that a certain ginger boy had settled himself beside you.
"So, what are we going to do?" George asks with that troll-killing smile of his.
"Um— We're, uh—"
"Y/N's finishing up the paper garlands. But, there's still a lot to do — might need some help in there," your friend answers for you with that infuriating grin of theirs.
You don't know if you should thank her or strangle her.
"Alright. Lead the way, love," George — bless him — smiles softly at you as he extends his arm in gesture for you to, in fact, lead the way.
Your friend mouths 'Good luck' from behind you. You haphazardly mouthed a curse at her, and she just laughs at you.
· · ─ ·✶· ─ · ·
"Then, you fold it this way," you state as you looked over to your side, watching if George was doing it correctly. You nod in approval as he does.
"That was... complicated and easy at the same time. Weird," George grins, "and you improvised this because you find the one in the book to be too time consuming?" George watches you nod like it wasn't a big deal. It was.
"How brainy," George adds.
You playfully scrunched your nose at the awful attempt of a compliment. "You need to work your on your vocabulary," you chuckled.
"What? Like resplendent? I don't think my brains cut out for that level of braininess, love," George grins.
"I—" you flushed and turned to George, huffed through your nose with your lips pressed in a thin line and a look that says 'really? you just gotta go there, didn't you?'
"Sorry, sorry," George laughs, hands raised in appeasement, before returning to his paper garlands to finish up.
For a moment, the two of you sit comfortably together, folding paper garlands and exchanging light conversation. But, of course, in the midst of it, your eyes couldn't help but flicker towards him ever so often.
How could anyone blame you, really? For someone his age, his got hands for days.
Then, you watched him rolled his sleeves up, face frowned in concentration as he moves onto his next batch of garlands — and, Merlin help you — you think you might actually combust at how hot that was.
That's not all, see those long, prominent veins that wraps around his forearms? Ugh, absolute heart palpitations. Those long, slender, and calloused fingers of his from Quidditch practice and prototyping pranks — an absolute product of his hardwork? Yup, oxygen just left your lungs.
Oh, and if anybody asks how you know he practices more times than his teammates or how he tests his prank gadgets often? Well, let's just say a girl never reveals her secrets.
He's got the biggest hands you've seen in Hogwarts. You just know that anything he holds in them will be engulfed with warmth, and utterly protected. You'd be a total puddle if he ever wraps his hands on you.
Your eyes continued to follow his every move. Every time his finger slids on the paper to fold a crease, you wonder how it would feel to intertwined your hands together. Would his dwarf yours? Would it feel warm like a cozy fire or hot like a blazing furnace? Would yours and his fit like a puzzle piece waiting to meet? How would it feel to trace his veins up his arm? How—
"Ow!" you winced as the paper you had been absentmindly folding pricks you.
"You okay?" George frowns, eyebrows scrunching in worry as he takes your hand in his before you could blink.
"Y-Yeah, I'm okay, really...!" you chuckled nervously as his hands engulfed yours completely. Seriously, is that hand size normal??
George ignores you as he inspects the bit of blood the paper cut has drawn out of you, still having that frown on his face as if how dare the paper hurt you.
You hoped he doesn't hear how much your heart is hammering through your chest right now.
Then, he grabs something from his pocket and wraps a tiny bandaid around your finger with the utmost of care.
"I don't quite have the knack for healing spells. So, you'd have to settle for this one," George grins as he gently runs his thumb across the surface of the bandaid.
"Thank you, George," you smiled softly at him before returning to your garlands.
If you would have stared a little longer at him, you would have seen the blush that crept up on his cheeks. But, unfortunately, you only heard him clear his throat as he returns to his own garlands. You also don't notice how George himself had a paper cut a few minutes later, and had healed himself easily with a wordless spell.
· · ─ ·✶· ─ · ·
"Why not just use magic to hang these up?" George asked as he raised the finished garlands.
"My magic is in need of some practice when it comes to precise placement. And, I hate having these look crooked up there," you gestured at the walls where the garlands were supposed to go.
"Can you grab that for me?" you pointed at the ladder by the side, trapped and surrounded by boxes of decorating supplies and tools.
George nodded, already moving to grab it.
It was a simple request. A simple favor. So, why were you frozen in place, eyes tracing along his arms as you watched him criminally fold his sleeves for the second time today before bending down to carefully move the objects aside around the ladder so he could grab the very ladder you asked him to get?
It didn't help that you saw the way the muscles of his arm tense and contract so beautifully, so deliciously. It might be your imagination, but you feel like the veins on his forearm are going to pop if he moves more.
Honestly, could this man get anymore detrimental to your health?
"Here you go," George grins as he sets the ladder in front of you like it was the easiest thing in the world.
"Thanks," you squeaked out and hurried to climb on it before he gets the chance to see how flustered you were by him simply moving a bloody ladder.
But in your hurry, the ladder wobbled and you felt yourself start to slip.
"Ah—"
But, then, a firm set of hands clasps on your waist to steady you.
"You okay, love?"
You felt yourself shiver when you felt his breath on your back through your shirt.
"Y-Yes. Thank you, George. You— uh, you can let go now." You squeaked out body stiffer than an effect from a Petrificous Totalus spell.
George only chuckles at you, "I'm not taking any chances, love."
Your hands tremble as you try to hang the bloody garlands while his hands remained on your waist. The warmth from them seeps into your skin through your top and makes you light in the head.
You did try to focus on your task at hand, but all you could think about is how big his hands felt on your waist. Your mind latches on how firm and grounded he feels, and you know for a fact that there is no chance of you slipping with him protecting you from behind.
· · ─ ·✶· ─ · ·
Hours later, you finally got a breath out as you waved at the leaving crowd of volunteers while some of them waved back at you. And, yes, George was one of them.
"Saw you earlier — that was some strategical flirting. Color me impressed," Your friend grins as they emerged from beside you.
"I nearly cracked my skull open and the first thing you say to me is that? What a friend you are.'" I turned to her with an unimpressed look.
"That's what friends are for!"
Oh, you so wanna smack that grin off their face.
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Hello, happy new years! Could I request a George Weasley x fem!reader imagine where Reader is a werewolf? (You can decide whether it's romantic, platonic or a bit of both)
Throughout their first years of school, Reader acted as the quiet kid in class, always isolating herself. Out of curiosity and a desire to get to know her better, George decided to prank her (to see what kind of reaction she'd have). However, Reader somehow managed to avoid the prank and instead, pranked George back. That was the first time he'd ever seen Reader laugh. And he found himself even more intrigued.
After that, George began approaching Reader more, and the two started hanging out. However, George noticed she tended to disappear on full moon nights, and decided to investigate her strange behaviour. That's how he learns she's a werewolf.
Reader admits that the reason she always isolated herself was out of fear that she'd hurt any potential friends in her werewolf state, or get bullied for being a werewolf. However, George comforts and accepts her as she is.
Tysm in advance :D
Lycan | George Weasley x werewolf fem!reader
Pairing: George Weasley x Fem!Reader
Type of fic: Fluff with angst, slow-burn, emotional comfort
Warnings: Mentions of lycanthropy, fear of hurting others, mild emotional distress, secrecy and isolation
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You had perfected the art of being invisible.
Not literally, of course - though you were fairly certain Fred and George had been working on that for years - but in every other sense. Quiet in class. Sitting at the edge of the Great Hall. Slipping out before conversations could start.
People didn’t bother you if they didn’t notice you.
And that was exactly how you liked it.
…or at least, what you told yourself.
George Weasley noticed everything.
Especially things that didn’t quite fit.
And you? You didn’t fit at all.
“You ever seen her talk?” George muttered one afternoon, nodding subtly in your direction as you sat alone in the courtyard, nose buried in a book.
Fred followed his gaze. “Once. Think she asked where the library was. Riveting stuff.”
George hummed thoughtfully. “Suspicious.”
Fred grinned. “You think she’s secretly evil?”
“Or secretly interesting.” George’s grin mirrored his twin’s. “Only one way to find out.”
The prank was meant to be simple. Harmless.
A charmed ink bottle that would explode into harmless purple smoke the moment you opened it. Nothing dangerous - just enough to get a reaction.
George had expected a yelp. Maybe a glare. Possibly even a laugh, if he got lucky.
What he didn’t expect…
…was for you to never open it.
In fact, the bottle didn’t even stay on your desk long enough to try. You glanced at it once - just once - and then casually slid it aside, untouched.
George frowned from across the room.
“Huh,” Fred whispered. “That’s odd.”
George narrowed his eyes.
Very odd.
The next day, George reached into his bag mid-lesson-
-and was immediately blasted in the face with a puff of glittering gold powder that smelled faintly like cinnamon.
The classroom erupted in laughter.
Fred wheezed beside him. “Brilliant.”
George coughed, blinking through the sparkles clinging to his eyelashes. Slowly, very slowly, he turned his head.
You were looking straight at him.
And for the first time since he’d noticed you…
You were smiling.
No - laughing.
It wasn’t loud. It wasn’t dramatic. But it was real. Soft and bright and completely unguarded.
And George - who had built half his identity on making people laugh - felt something shift in his chest.
“Well,” he muttered, brushing glitter off his robes, grinning despite himself. “Game on.”
After that, things changed.
George started sitting near you. At first, under the pretense of “accidentally” choosing the same table. Then less accidentally.
You didn’t push him away.
Which, in your world, was practically an invitation.
“You’re good,” he said one afternoon, dropping into the seat across from you.
You didn’t look up. “At what?”
“Not getting pranked.”
A small pause. Then, quietly: “I noticed the spellwork. It was… sloppy.”
George gasped, hand over his heart. “Sloppy? I’ll have you know-”
That was when you glanced up, and there it was again-
That tiny, almost reluctant smile.
And just like that, George was hooked.
You weren’t loud. You weren’t chaotic. You didn’t chase trouble the way he and Fred did.
But you were clever. Observant. Quick in ways people didn’t expect.
You started leaving subtle traps for him charms that only triggered if he touched your things, notes that rearranged themselves into sarcastic comments when he tried to read them.
And George? He loved it.
He loved you.
Even if he didn’t quite have the courage to call it that yet.
But there was something… off.
George noticed it slowly.
The way you’d vanish every now and then. Not for long - just a night. Maybe two.
Always around the same time.
And when you came back?
You looked exhausted. Pale. Like you hadn’t slept at all.
“You alright?” he asked once, catching up to you after you’d returned from one of your disappearances.
You stiffened slightly. “Fine.”
George frowned. “You don’t look fine.”
“I said I am.”
Your tone wasn’t sharp, but it was closed. Final.
And for the first time since he’d gotten to know you…
You pulled away.
George didn’t like mysteries he couldn’t solve.
Especially not when they involved you.
So he paid attention.
Dates. Patterns. The lunar calendar pinned in the Astronomy Tower.
And when the realization hit…
It hit hard.
He found you the next time.
Not by accident. Not by chance.
On purpose.
You were on the edge of the Forbidden Forest, pacing like a trapped animal, your breathing uneven, your hands clenched tight.
“Hey.”
You froze.
Slowly, you turned.
And the look on your face - fear, panic, something dangerously close to desperation - made George’s chest tighten.
“You shouldn’t be here,” you said, voice low.
“Yeah,” he replied gently. “Figured that out.”
A beat.
“…You know.”
It wasn’t a question.
George nodded. “Yeah.”
Silence stretched between you.
Then you laughed - except it wasn’t really a laugh. More like something breaking.
“Great,” you muttered. “Fantastic. This is exactly why I don’t-”
“Don’t what?”
“Get close to people!” you snapped, finally meeting his eyes. “This is why I stay away. Because the moment someone finds out-”
“I’m still here.”
You stopped.
George took a step closer. Careful. Slow.
“I’m not scared of you.”
“You should be,” you whispered.
“Why?”
“Because I could hurt you!” Your voice cracked. “I don’t even remember half of what happens when I turn. I don’t trust myself, George. How am I supposed to expect anyone else to?”
For a moment, neither of you spoke.
Then George sighed softly, running a hand through his hair.
“You know what I see?” he said.
You didn’t answer.
“I see the girl who outsmarted my prank on day one.”
A small, shaky breath left you.
“I see someone who’s been dealing with something terrifying on her own for years.”
He stepped closer again. This time, you didn’t move away.
“And I see someone who’s so scared of hurting people that she won’t even let them get close in the first place.”
Your eyes burned.
“That doesn’t make you dangerous,” George said quietly. “It makes you… you.”
Your voice came out barely above a whisper. “You don’t understand.”
“Then explain it to me.”
“I could lose control.”
“And?”
“And I could hurt you.”
George shrugged lightly. “Then we’ll figure it out.”
You stared at him.
“We?”
“Yeah,” he said, like it was obvious. “You’re not doing this alone anymore.”
Something inside you cracked then-not in a painful way, but in a way that felt like finally breathing after holding it in for too long.
“You’re insane,” you murmured.
He grinned. “Been told that before.”
Despite everything - despite the fear, the tension, the weight of what you were
You smiled.
And George felt that same shift in his chest all over again.
Only this time, it settled deeper.
Stronger.
Permanent.
After that night, things didn’t magically become easy.
You still struggled. Still feared what you were capable of.
But you weren’t alone anymore.
George stayed.
Through the quiet days. Through the jokes. Through the nights when you needed someone just to sit nearby, reminding you that you were still human.
And slowly - so slowly you almost didn’t notice it-
You stopped being invisible.
At least to him.
Hiya! Another request if that's alright. I would request on Tuesday instead but I didn't wanna forget so I'm requesting it now. Kissing hcs with my main four? And maybe an extra scenario where they're separated from reader(group) and get reunited and it's all affectionate and mushy lol.
Kissing Headcanons — BadBoyHalo, Skeppy, George, Quackity
BadBoyHalo
Gentle and cautious at first — he always checks if you’re comfortable, thumb brushing your cheek as he leans in.
Forehead kisses are his favorite. He sees them as the purest form of affection.
When he actually kisses you on the lips, he gets flustered every time, muttering “Goodness gracious” after like he didn’t instigate it.
He’ll cup your face softly and linger a few seconds longer than he meant to.
After pulling back he smiles that warm, proud little smile he only ever gives you.
Skeppy
Quick, playful kisses — the kind where he leans in, steals one, and grins like he just won something.
Loves to kiss you in the middle of talking just to fluster you.
If he’s feeling clingy he’ll hook a finger under your chin and bring you in for a slow, surprisingly soft kiss.
After kissing you he always bumps his forehead against yours, whispering: “Mine.”
He’d absolutely tilt your head up by tapping your cheek. The little menace.
George
Soft but intentional. He kisses like he’s trying not to smile but always ends up smiling anyway.
He’ll lean in slowly, hands resting lightly at your waist, giving you time to pull away (you never do).
His lips linger like he’s memorizing the shape of yours.
Gets shy after deeper kisses — turns his head slightly, ears pink, but nudges your shoulder like “do it again.”
Likes kissing you when you’re lying down together, brushing your hair back first.
Quackity
Passionate but surprisingly tender.
He’ll kiss you like he missed you even if you were gone for 5 minutes.
Likes to cradle your jaw with one hand while pulling you in with the other.
Mutters soft Spanish endearments between kisses: “mi amor,” “cariño,” “te extrañé.”
After a long kiss, he rests his forehead on yours, thumb brushing your lip with the goofiest lovesick smile.
💞 Reunion Scenario — “Lost and Found”
The group had been separated from you for hours — too long, too quiet, too wrong.
When the doors finally open and you stumble into view—
BadBoyHalo
He freezes first. Eyes wide, breath catching. Then he rushes forward, pulling you into a warm, crushing hug. “Goodness—you’re okay… thank goodness you’re okay.” He presses a kiss to your temple like he needs to reassure himself you’re real.
Skeppy
He practically tackles you after Bad lets go. “Don’t do that again!” he scolds, though his voice cracks halfway through. He litters your face with frantic kisses — forehead, cheeks, nose — ending on your lips with a shaky sigh.
George
He grabs your hands, squeezing them so tight you feel it. He steps closer, forehead touching yours as his breath wavers: “You scared me… I thought— just don’t disappear again.” Then he kisses you slowly, carefully, but with so much relief it feels like he melts against you.
Quackity
He doesn’t say anything at first — he just pulls you into his chest and holds you. When he finally leans back, his hands stay on your cheeks. “Never leaving my sight again,” he whispers, voice soft but firm. He kisses you deeply, like he’s pouring every minute of fear into affection. Then he hugs you again, refusing to let go immediately.
And the four of them hover protectively around you for the rest of the night — touching your shoulders, brushing your hands, kissing your hair — like they’re making up for every second you were gone.
Hi Wren, if you’re willing I have a request.
Separate Dream, Wilbur and George falling in love with a quiet yet playful m!reader streamer who loves to swim and cook. They enjoy leaving small plates of baked goods with teasing messages on their desks and cooking 4 star meals instead of going out to eat. But will also drag them out to burn off the calories afterwards. “Hmm, hey Insert Character, speedo or jammers?” 😉
Sorry, I’m bad at this. And thank you regardless if you write this or not!
Dream x Quiet-but-Playful M!Reader
Dream first notices you because you don’t try to get his attention.
You're the calm presence in the group calls — soft-spoken, usually cooking something between games, occasionally dipping out early to “get a quick swim in.” He thinks you’re sweet. Cute. But the moment he finds the first little plate on his desk — still warm, covered with foil, the note stuck on top reading:
“For the man who can’t remember to eat while editing. Hydrate too, blondie. -Y/N”
…he’s gone.
He doesn’t mention it. Not at first. He tries to ignore how his heart jumps when he finds another note the next day:
“Reward for surviving today’s recording: 8/10 brownies. You get the 8. You’re welcome.”
Eventually, you’re in his kitchen cooking a “quick dinner,” which somehow turns into a four-star meal that smells better than anything a restaurant could hope to create.
Dream watches from the counter, chin in his hand, pretending not to swoon.
“Why do you never just order takeout like a normal person?” he asks.
You shrug. “It’s cheaper to make it myself. Plus… it’s fun taking care of you guys.”
He blushes. Dream Minecraft Man™ actually blushes.
After dinner, you clap your hands once. “Alright! Grab shoes.”
“What? Why?”
“Because you just inhaled three servings of pasta and I’m not letting you get away with it.”
Cue Dream jogging behind you down the street at night, hoodie up, muttering, “I didn’t know falling for you meant cardio.”
Then, halfway through the run:
You glance over your shoulder, grin wickedly, and ask, “Hey Dream… speedo or jammers?”
He trips. Completely trips.
“You— I— Y/N—”
You’re already sprinting away cackling. He’s already in love.