Schmidt and the Douchebag Jar (requested by omnomnomnom92)

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Schmidt and the Douchebag Jar (requested by omnomnomnom92)
Seven Things
James leans in. Lily hears the script crumple in his hands, but she doesn’t look to check. This is terrible, she thinks again. His lips touch the corner of hers, a hand coming up to cup her face. He is moving. So. Maddeningly. Slow. Given the situation, she probably ought to be grateful that he’s settled for this—a careful, chaste kiss on the corner of her mouth—but it just leaves a burning want in the pit of her stomach that almost, almost shatters her composure. He chooses now, of all times, to be a gentleman. Christ.
Over James’s shoulder, she sees Teresa watch them with a crease on her brows and a subtle shake of her head.
This won’t do.
Lily curses in her head, makes up about a hundred thousand excuses for the next second—and then she grabs James down by the back of his neck and kisses him fully, desperately, fervidly.
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I’ve shenaned before, and I’ll shenan again.
James Potter, probably (via incorrect-harry-potter-quotes)
cones by kellysnapshappy
You just go for it! Take it at your own pace and try your best to not be impatient with yourself! Your level and speed of growth might be faster/slower than someone else’s, so focus on your own path and let the journey take you to amazing places and opportunities! There’s obvs going to be obstacles in the way of what you want to do, but the greater the accomplishment requires even greater challenges, though the real question is if you’re willing to take the plunge and try anyways?
Fisk’s whole 1944 Map of ancient courses of the Mississippi River.
More Mississippi rover maps >>
Do you fall in love often? - Yes, often. With a view, with a book, with a dog, a cat, with numbers, with friends, with complete strangers, with nothing at all // Jeanette Winterson.
“which river is most powerful?” zeus yells to the gods. “the styx,” hades calls out. “nothing compares to hate. it powers sisyphus still.” “the acheron,” ares insists. “pain will bring down even the strongest of warriors.” “the cocytus!” aphrodite wails. “its waters are swimming with lost love and lamentation.” “the phlegethon,” hera says, head held high. “because it reminds us that life and pain go hand in hand.” “the lethe,” whispers hestia, and no one hears her speak. “when you forget that which you stood for, you are gone. “you are nothing.”
our power comes not from what we are, but from what we were [em] (via azulah)
Harry Potter best book moments - Deathly Hallows, p. 49
The Kickstarter Needs You
Sorry to reblog from the source, but I thought the chain of comments was rather unnecessary. All that needs to be said is that this documentary examines gender inequality and how patriarchy contributes negatively to our society.
This is a feminist issue.
And anyone on Tumblr who’s too close-minded to recognize it as such due to a nonsensical blanketed hatred of men’s issues need to re-evaluate their motives.
THESE ARE REAL AND HORRIBLE MALE ISSUES CAUSED BY THE PATRIARCHY. IF YOURE FEMINIST, THESE SHOULD ANGER YOU. IF YOU’RE NOT, HERES ANOTHER REASON TO SUPPORT THE MOVEMENT.
have I already reblogged this? don’t give a fuck.
Finally.
I FINALLY UNDERSTAND.
WHY DON’T THY JUST SHOW US THIS CHART IN GEOGRAPHY???
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG O HAVE USED GB AND ENGLAND AND THE UK INTERCHANGEABLY??????????????????????????????
A LONG ASS TIME. NONE OF MY TEACHERS EVER CORRECTED ME.
WTF, AMERICA.
dude wtf this is worse than us not using the metric system
I need to print this.
Jack Nicholson, who played the Joker in 1989 - and who was furious he wasn’t consulted about the creepy role - offered a cryptic comment when told Ledger was dead.
“Well,” Nicholson told reporters in London early Wednesday, “I warned him.”
That last quote gave me chills
Really? Interesting if true
I read something that said he told him not to do it. Joker is one of, if not the, most sadistic villains. He kills to kill. There’s no method. Which is why all of the previous portrails were campy or jokey.
There is no way you can portray a character like that and not bring home even the smallest bits of it. It’s kind of sad. The Joker was scary as shit, and I honestly believe that getting into that character messed with his head.
It would be really interesting to see the notebook Ledger kept while working up the character, maybe it did mess with his head.. and that quote is something to think about, if true.
Heath Ledger was hugely affected by this role. Nicholson did warn him against it. To prepare, Ledger spent vast amount of time alone and kept a production diary as mentioned above. The last thing he wrote in his diary was BYE BYE. Ledger talked about his inability to fall asleep and how even with two ambien he barely slept at night. As is widely known, Ledger died of an overdose. Some say it was accidental while others believe he was a partier… The drugs he died of were meant for insonima, anxiety, pain, and a cold and none were taken in excess. Heath was a troubled man after his role as the joker, but no one can deny he played that role better than anyone ever had or ever will. The sadness of the situation aside, this is an amazing photo of the jokers.
turning up at a party with your cool friend
by Jim Benton
Hay que leer bien.
thalassophile
(noun) A rare word, thalassophile is defined as a lover of the ocean. A thalassophile appreciate the calm and violent beauty of the sea, as well as its natural duality between vulnerability and strength. Water is the only element which is simultaneously strong to cause an uprising, but delicate enough to sneak into the Earth’s smallest creaks. (via wordsnquotes)