If you've ever seen a stranger on the street physically flinch or jump because you sneezed so loud that you startled them, you've got to work on that. Like I don't care if it's involuntary, figure it out. Find a way to make it stop. Doing that shit is a character flaw at this point. It's obnoxious.
oh boy
Today my mother sneezed three times in a row SO FUCKING HARD that she got a nosebleed and the neighbor knocked on iur door to check if we were alright because it sounded like something heavy had crashed against the wall.


















