Oblivion

any/all The only thing I’m fucking is stupid 🌷💀⏳ ace

[oblivionwonderlust]

ok ok clarification on my bio thing:

“the only thing i’m fucking is stupid”

does not mean that i exclusively fuck the stupid. what is means is that i’m fucking stupid and nothing else.

no wait uhhh like the phrase “are you fucking stupid?” it’s like that.

no see we all know that this site pisses on the poor let me be clear here ‘fucking’ is not a verb, it is an expletive.

this is something we call a pun because i’m asexual so im not doing any fucking (verb) at all and hence the only thing i’m fucking is stupid. i am fucking (expletive/adjective) stupid.

[importantcatpics]

[onedirectionforever]

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

[onedirectionforever]

turns out i am gay

[monsieurenjlolras]

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

[mywitchcultblr]

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

[thebirdkiwi]

he was a llama

[teaboot]

well thank god he’s not dead

[dipdamnderoo]

I made a thing.  Happy pride 🏳️‍🌈

[blignick]

[flyin-shark]

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

[felixcloud6288]

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

[flyin-shark]

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

[strangehorse]

he understands the website your honour

[luna-azzurra]

Took me years to understand that boredom is not the enemy of writing. It is the raw material. Every good idea i have ever had arrived during a walk with no podcast, a train with no phone, a shower where i just stood there. The moment i fill every silence with content i stop generating anything of my own. I am just processing other people's thoughts instead of having mine. The empty space is where the work comes from. Protecting the empty space is the actual job.

[railroadsoftware]

gamers aren’t so much a sub culture as they are a group of people that marketers were able to create so they could sell more expensive toys

[mckinleyhaditcoming-deactivated]

Which subcultures weren’t invented by marketers though

[railroadsoftware]

the yakuza

[cutecipher]

looking for vc funding for my troll physics startup

[william-s-churros]

i think i saw a movie like this once

[maidslime]

Ok I needed to know the story and

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

[cryptotheism]

You deny your weapon it's amazing digital purpose

[voidambassador]

[penny-anna]

honestly funny to me that project hail mary stars Ryan Gosling bcos like imagine being an alien and the first human you meet is Ryan Gosling. im imagining Rocky trying to figure out how physical attractiveness works for humans (u know out of scientific curiosity) and while trying to get a fix on it being like 'Grace considered attractive??' and Grace is like nooo not really I'm pretty regular.

& then later in the event of making contact w other humans Rocky being like 'so that was a fucking lie'

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

i used to download so many pictures but now its like 1 every month n its always this kind of shit

[slitherpunk]

i want to kill this thing so bad i want to squish it under my thumb i want to know if it bleeds or if it cracks i want to throw it against the wall and if it screams i drown it instead

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

i dont think you would do that.

[cottoncandylesbo]

im allergic to movies actually

[cottoncandylesbo]

movies are bad for the body and mind, you should avoid them at all cost

[pocketss]

it’s just one of those croissant days

[pocketss]

we love a recovery

[perlcub]

This doesn’t just strike a chord with me, it’s the whole gosh darn song.

[applejaymi]

touch starved

[applejaymi]

im sorry everyone i made them hug

[innerchildabortionclinic]

donutgategate just dropped: how should donut be spelled?

[tinyfreakhusband]

I don't care how it's spelled as long as you're sharing

[innerchildabortionclinic]

wow...world so beautiful