Burglary's More Fun Than Socialising

george karim owns my heart Allie, 23, she/her, bi, certified yapper

[oblivious-idiot]

get to know me 🍂

☾ hey! you made it to my get to know me post, look at you go!

my requests are currently open! make sure to check out my masterlist to see who and what i write for.

my masterlist - for access to my fics <3

☁ about me! my name is allie and my pronouns are she/her i'm british and 23 a scorpio and a hopeless romantic bi, grey-ace i'm very short and a certified mum friend

☁ my interests! currently i'm very much obsessed with lockwood and co, my lady jane, and tolkien (the hobbit, the lord of the rings, and the rings of power) other shows and films i also love hehe: fantastic mr fox (2009), ten things i hate about you, willow (1988/2022), pride and prejudice (2005), shadow and bone, studio ghibli, heartstopper (osemanverse), percy jackson/riodanverse, marvel, and the mandalorian/star wars (and many more!)

other things i like! movies!! i'm a huge film nerd, autumn (my favourite season!!), herbal tea, the moon and stars, crochet, visible mending, wearing dungarees (overalls) - peak comfort, dragons and dinosaurs, rocks (i used to study geology), and sustainability/being eco friendly! my music taste varies a lot! but my favourite artists currently are: hozier, noah kahan, the smiths, the crane wives, chappell roan, florence + the machine, boygenius, and lord huron

☁ other things about me i'm vegan! i have been since i was 16 i currently have five tattoos (ironically two are ghosts which i got before i found l&co) i have a dog who low-key looks like a sheep i write sustainability/eco guides for work! mum friend to linnie and mayra (they're my new kids)

visiting the lockwood and co locations! - original post with pictures

lockwood and co filming locations guide!

my messages are always open if you ever want to chat or ramble, i'm always open to making new friends/mutuals on here <3

[rifa]

Realized I have a naked rat and a small piano

Here's Harry banging out the tunes, April 13th 2023

[thenegoteator]

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade. and when life gives you a ghost band, you make absolute bops

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[jehovahhthickness]

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

[ellakas]

[ellakas]

[knight--error]

CANNOT take credit for these, my sister in law made them. Behold.

[solo-walker]

While I wait till I can finish ep 6, here's a poll

What does the J stand for in A. J. Lockwood?

Janthony

Jockwood

Jonald

Jessica??

Pray tell me what you think it is

Voting ended onApr 9

[catchymemes]

[my-dailydreams]

[oblivious-idiot]

me yapping about the pitt with @bella-rose29 @hellorhightreason and @cityhaunts13

[goth-queen]

[killue]

you have a headache because you have powers

[oblivious-idiot]

i feel bad for anyone who dates me in the future because i’m just constantly cold. like my fingers are so cold and i can never warm up what even

[oblivious-idiot]

i think this is really funny considering i’m “the warm one” and my girlfriend always complains about how cold my feet are

[cityhaunts13]

Bro went back into the archives for this

[oblivious-idiot]

gotta love my memories app 🙂‍↕️

[oblivious-idiot]

i feel bad for anyone who dates me in the future because i’m just constantly cold. like my fingers are so cold and i can never warm up what even

[oblivious-idiot]

i think this is really funny considering i’m “the warm one” and my girlfriend always complains about how cold my feet are

[skyinide]

[afronerdism]

This might be the funniest reply I’ve ever seen in my life

[thepioden]

[fozmeadows]

I AM WHEEZING

[skyinide]

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS OMFG

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Hey.

Yeah you- the person reading this. Stop scrolling for a second.

You’re going to be okay. You have to believe that. It might take a long time and who knows how much work, but you’re going to be okay.

You’re going to be okay.

You’re going to be okay.

[laughroditee]

"She's so beautiful! I bet she goes to the library."

- my 7 year old daughter

[official-library-posts]

official library post

[fantasyquests]

This is hilarous. Gil-galad edit narrated by Ben Walker (the excerpts are from his interview in Rings and Realms). source

[disgustinggf]

[bella-rose29]

@oblivious-idiot

[oblivious-idiot]

yes why is that even a question