All is One, One is All

In a place where hell is around the corner I touched her hand, it was baby sweet She kissed me there I could feel the song going down my throat She was singing to me...

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Stolen Tortoise Lythan St Annes Blackpool. She was still in hibernation when checked 15/04/18 she had been taken thndr.me/lb2epT http://thndr.me/lb2epT

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Beautiful and deadly.

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Classes

FIghter

Barbarian

Paladin

Thief

Ranger

Bard

Wizard

Sorcerer

Warlock

Cleric

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Mischief, the raven, likes to say “hi.”

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more scrap tortoises.. i want to crochet giraffe & sea turtle more but need more stuffing…

[nickcleggsbooty]

Check out this cute turtle I saw at the oceanarium

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Santa brought a game boy! Do I train it to press its own buttons? 

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Lorenzo tries to eat a planet

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must nom gas giant

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My dear, sweet Tilly <3

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A Christmas tree made of lettuce. An every tortoise's idea of heaven. 🐢

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(via Mr_Mike_Clarke)

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[pedja-stojakovic-deactivated201]

I guess all of you know what this thing is. Well, let me tell you Serbian names for it.

This thing has more than 100 different names in Serbian. Some of them: muvara, muvokolj, mušarica, pecarica, mlatilica za muve, pecaljka, muvotepalo, tapkalica, muvopič, peca, muvobran, pičilica, muhotepaljka, tupkalo, šljipkalo, muhalo, tabalica, muhobojka, peckalica, tepalo, šljepkavac, ruski sprej za muve, laparača, mušopec, muhohvat, ono za muve, muharem, muhoprc, muvotep, tepomuvac, muvarica, muvozez, tepaljka, muhoklep, muvopizdilica, palica za muve, muvoubilica, ono što ima onu mrežu što ubija muve, šljapača, smrtko, prakač, muvotres, muvokill, muvosmrt, muhospljos, muvotepač, muhospičilica, muhotepalica, muvač, muholovka, packalica, muvošljep, ubijalica, šickalo, tepač, metlica za muve, muholovac, istrebljivač, tucimušica, muhošpljeskalica, ubicomuv, ubijaljka, muvalica, muvomlat, muvoriknjalo, muvosmrtilo, muvofrk, klepača, tapkalo, lupkalica, batina za muve, packa za muve, muhomat, muvarnik, loparica, ubitaljka, tepaljče, ubijač za muve, mlatač, muvoubijalo, muvotuc, flekavica, muhotreba, PVO za muve, lovilica, tucko, muvospič, ubica za muve, šljapalica, puška za muve, pif paf, mlatarica, pap za muve, muvopljas, lovomušač, muvoubijač, muhotep, muhotuc, tepalica, komarcotepač, muvokidalica, hitler, zunzopič, muvozviz, tepko, mlatimuv, klepalica, muvašinter, treskalica, mušičarka, lopatica za muve, terminator, rumunski sprej za muve, bijačlica, šljepkalo, muvoklep, ubimuv, metlica, šljipko, muvopec, praher za muvoterminator, tabač, ubivotka, muhotuk, muvoopičivač, udrigazamuve, puckalica, muvotrebač, muvoubica.

Its real name? No one knows.

[wafflesworld]

Our first picture with Santa! Mango had only been with us for a month at this time. Look at what tiny nuggets we were!!

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Me as a night elf