Bow Down to the Worms

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[thecryptkeeper]

there’s no need for any other tv show to be made when jeopardy has that many episodes

[thecryptkeeper]

i think they’ve got everyone covered

[dogsuffrage]

Personally I'm excited for the time skip and the beginning of Jeopardy Shippuden

[justcatposts]

George doesn’t realize he can’t scratch his ear while lying down 

(via)

[tell-the-stars-hello]

don’t worry everyone, this isn’t anything to worry about :)

[pigcatapult]

This cat is LEG BOUNCING himself in the face

[slythgeek]

Reblogging again to remind everyone that cats are graceless balls of reflexes with no impulse control and we love them for it

[hotvampireadjacent]

wise posting.

[headspace-hotel]

Remember being a kid and writing a story like “yeah I’m going to make my protagonist 14. That’s a good age to join a rebellion, fight in a war, and assassinate an evil ruler. Having them be 12 just wouldn’t be realistic.”

[almost-casey]

teach me?? how to draw?? the action of kissing????

Step 1. yearn

[atissi]

thanks op for letting me add on to this post!

have fun drawing kisses now!!!!!!

more detailed tutorial by another person: x

[sistertaxon]

is there any temptation greater than being in the hardware store and seeing the place where they have all the little cards for the colours

[zagreus]

as someone who works in the paint department of a hardware store i just wanna say that you are absolutely allowed (and ENCOURAGED!) to grab as many cards off the rack as you want so long as you don’t take more than one or two of each colour (they are free for customers but the store only gets so many at a time so please don’t just walk off with our ENTIRE supply of SW 7587 Antique Red cards)

[madmanswords]

That’s too specific. Have people been stealing the SW 7587 Antique Red cards in droves lately?

[zagreus]

legally i am not allowed to comment

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

I’m too cheap to actually buy paint so I’ve been going to every hardware store in collecting all the SW 7587 antique red cards and gluing them to my walls

[zagreus]

YOU!!!!!! YOU ARE MY ENEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[arirna]

[roboco-san]

instead of whatever the hell that was, creulla should have spent like 20 minutes laying groundwork with scenes of her pampered and privileged childhood w/ voiceover from cruella like "my childhood was so hard. my parents couldn't afford luxury or nice things" and she's totally sincere but the video makes is clear that by "couldn't afford luxury" she means "couldn't afford more luxury" and her standard for comparison is her like, equally extravagantly wealthy neighbors or smth and then after that the rest of the movie is about her horribly evil and unethical rise through the fashion industry but we keep the unreliable narration w/ her internal justifications for why she's the good guy, actually

[galemalio]

Op has the right idea.

[senshimeshi]

Get this shit out of my fucking face LIKE WHAT IS THIS?????

[beecheekz]

Happy pride!!

[bewbin]

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

[bewbin]

Briefcase

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

it doesn’t matter. you will still have fun baking a distastrous looking bread loaf. you will still have fun painting a technically bad painting. you will get happy brain chemicals dancing like a weirdo. be bad on purpose.