Break the emergency-glass,I require my Biggles hat

As they say: I didn't choose the fangirl life. It grabbed my hand and whispered "Run". I'll happily and readily obsess over anything fandom and popculture throw at me, and my slash goggles are never of. Also, I'm from the north.

[linusbenjamin]

Doctor Who but it’s Christmas 🎄

[pallasperilous]

My buddy, my guy, you really gotta work on the ole creative problem-solving skills

[obsessed-north]

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think

[dontchopmebro]

I said what I said

[mith-gifs-wrestling]

Bickering and Property Destruction: the Moxley & Kingston Story.

[beingallelite]

AEWonTNT- The look of a beast #AEWDynamite

[chriskreider]

did everyone see that 5 finally found hangman’s email on the pre-show today 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[thebryandanielson]

Death Triangle & Jon Moxley

[jonmoxcity]

Jon Moxley's promo on Kenny Omega

[katmiw]

[mith-gifs-wrestling]

Moxley, you FOOL! Whatever else, Kenny Omega will ALWAYS be a master of the Dark Janitorial Arts!

[allelitewrestlings]

[allelitewrestlings]

“See, Kenny Omega thought he’d bring his little frat brothers from Nashville to AEW and they would watch his back. Kenny, all you did was make it more fun. All you did was make it more interesting. More bodies, bigger brawls, more blood, more violence, more necks to break, more limbs to snap. I love this!”

[obsessed-north]

(Yup, not mine. Found this is a long-ass post, so all kudos goes there, and I just hope that person’s fine with my need to have Jon Moxley in his brooding glory as his own post.)

[bellaoshield-blog]

[obsessed-north]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6rBFctEEPs&feature=youtu.be

[stellarollins]

[out-in-the-open]

The relationship between the Winchester brothers summed up by Jensen