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Some heroes are among us

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Delightful double date

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This was very unexpected

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Only here for the unconditional love and support 😩💞

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This is actually really cute

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Another Day In The Life Of A College Student

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lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism

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this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard

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I saw the penguin parade. It was a very slow parade, because the pingüinos take their sweet time and aren’t very fast walkers to begin with.

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can I volunteer to be a penguin

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I feel like the world needs to know the context of the edinburgh zoo penguin parade, becausr I’ve been going there my entire life and I only found out about this the other year.

So a while back (I can’t remember exactly when but I think it was some time around the 40s/50s), a bunch of penguins escaped. A keeper left the gate open so a bunch of penguins just… followed them. And the people loved it. Look at these adorable birds outside their cage just following that guy around! So they get all the penguins back inside and realise that none of them really ran off, they just followed the keeper and went back inside and crowd thought it was amazing, so why not make it a regular thing? Get enough people there that if one of them goes to make a run for it (which at least one has in the past), they can’t get past the people, and let the ones who want outside have a little wander. So every day, they get a crowd, they open the gate, and whatever penguins want to get out can go, waddle about, squawk at people, and then hop back inside.

Also, one of those penguins is Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III, Colonel-in-cheif of the Norwegian King’s Guard. This isn’t really related to the parade at all, I just love the fact that there’s a penguin in the Norwegian army

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Reblogging with Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III inspecting his troops.

Carry on …

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I love everything about this post.

[systlin]

If I fail to reblog this it is because I am dead. 

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Layla (29 Photo)

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When we sleep, our brains have enough power to generate its own reality in dreams. When we’re awake, it doesn’t have enough power to remember why we walked into a room.

Source: reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts

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I’ll toast to this

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Just One Word Photo Challenge: July 2018

~cheers me up~

There’s nothing more comforting than being wrapped up in bed with an old, well-loved favorite ⚡️📖🖤

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get you a man that can make anal feel good

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the_spines

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isthereanythingmoreembarrassingthansendingnudesandtheguywhoaskedforthemdoesn’tgetapropererectionandnowijustfeelawkwardandfat

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i’m so angry and upset and stressed that I’m calm and just have given up with everything because fuck that shit get me to uni man