[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

(talking to a lesbian couple) so which one is the cloth mother and which one is the wire mother

[vee-nasty-zone]

best Minecraft enchantments for sex:

Silk Touch

Sweeping Edge

Curse of Binding

Depth Strider

Lure

Infinity

Bane of Arthropods

[redridingreaper]

Wait, where does Bane of Arthropods come in???

[vee-nasty-zone]

idk about you but i dont want a ton of Arthropods joining me in the bedroom

[obsidianblock]

I made a fanfiction about Notch and Herobrine when I was 12 years old

[obsidianblock]

Minecraft Tip

You can kill Horses for Leather, but if you do I won't play with you anymore.

[obsidianblock]

Minecraft Tip #7

Notch is not invulnerable to phosgene

[obsidianblock]

Minecraft tip #83

I love you

[obsidianblock]

Make a 3x1 horizontal line of obsidian block, then in the middle block, add a 2x1 vertical line. Go ahead, do it.

[rainia]

Big fan of the blogs that have urls like “Minecraft-sheep” or “redstone-block” AND have an icon to match. You all truly make an effort to embody that random minecraft object. Living life drama-free as a bunch of pixels. Admirable. I respect that.

[obsidianblock]

Obsidian Block

[sarostheghostcat]

minecraft monsters are so fucking funny weve got

zombies which look like the default player character. this has no lore implicatjons

skeletons. inexplicably they carry bows.

spiders that are two metres wide and hiss like snakes (imagine how fucking terrifying this would be in real life)

walking bush that wants nothing more than to explode while standin next to you. also theyre afraid of cats

three metre tall guy with social anxiety so bad they try to kill you if you look at them. also they can teleport

really sad ghost

zombies 2: underwater edition

spiders again but now they poison you

fish that kills you with a mind beam

[obsidianblock]

Obsidian Block

[obsidianblock]

I haven’t played Minecraft in months

[obsidianblock]

We’re adding mosquitoes to Minecraft because we hate you

[obsidianblock]

Minecraft tip #27

don’t punch a tree in real life

[obsidianblock]

Spiders are not hostile mobs in real life. Silverfish however are hostile, as they tend to spew micro-agressions against homosexuals.

[dei3xmachina]

Day 27: Enderman

[obsidianblock]

Lovely

[obsidianblock]

*outpaces you while you are riding a horse*

[obsidianblock]

Witches will drop whatever potion is currently equipped when they are killed.

[obsidianblock]

I have been playing Minecraft for 11 years and I have defeated the Enderdragon only once.