*suddenly grabs you and teleports you into my universe, the realm of my where nothing comes to leave*
Welcome to [[Censored]], my domain. I'm the true absolute solver and I want you for one thing only. I teleported @nitrogencatto back to her current spot and your existence will be erased from this world's history.
*suddenly tethers your soul to the true absolute Solver causing you to become my third puppet*
From @obsidians6mind1 the true absolute solver.
dude what the fudge is this place i'm calling unobtainium