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@phosphorusec
Howdy there!
My name is Phosphorus! I like my hat. I like matches. That’s all you really need to know.
Check out my pnictogen pal @nitrogencatto. She’s really nice!
See y’all around!
(This blog is run by @thatpersonwhoisnamedlennox and is not canon to element cattos lore unless oberorka states otherwise.)
am I the only one realizing something is wrong
Mmm... I'm not seeing the thing...
you dont see hydrogen is blue
what's wrong with you why are you blue!?
@hydrogens-blogis why you blue like me and Oxy?
her pink evaporated
see the pink mist?
soon
uhhh, wha? What happened to me...?
You really need to make sure to take care of that thing
Like, the plants?
yes that is what I meant
should I go get the pruning shears?
depends how big they are.
Hmmm, I think I'm way too cold for the flower to grow into a tree or something... Hehe...
But you are literally made of fertilizer.
I may be part of fertilizer, but that doesn't mean that plants grow in contact with me!
(reflects on the truth value of that statement for a good 30 seconds)
If you say so…
Phosphy! I don't want to get my flower cut!
*hides from @oxygenfromelementcattos behind Phosphy*
*starts walking towards you*
snip snip…
*Turns around Phosphy, trying to keep distance from Oxy*
…this is going to save you…
I already told you! This plant can't grow!
[Camera zooms out to comedically reveal that there is a wall of hundreds of space heaters right behind you]
Hey my melting point in my white allotrope is only 44°C!
Be careful with those things!
…let me save lotusgirl…
Over my melted body!
Not because I’m standing up for her, but because you’ll melt me before nitro gets to plant-friendly temperatures.
…sometimes sacrifices are needed…
Bring it, “Fireboy and Watergirl”.
…i am “Thy Doctor”… *”Thy Doctor” grabs a bonesaw*
What am I, Calcium?
What are you, a cheesy horror flick villain?
Tell me why I should fear you, “ðy doktor”
*lunges onto you and starts sawing you apart with the bonesaw*
EAT FLAMES!…wait a second.
(Fire from phosphorus gets on oxygen, rapidly spreading the fire across the scene)
*facepalms and starts flying everywhere, dousing the fire with Nitrogen (aka herself) to put it out*
…I could help you, if only you stood still…
What do you mean? I'm putting out the fire that you're leaving everywhere!
*Slithers into scene*
Hewwo! Hey... What'sssss going on here? Why issss @phosphorusec fighting? And why issss @oxygenfromelementcattos on fire?
…my name is not oxygen. it is “Thy Doctor”…
Okay Oxygen. I will remember to not call you Oxygen, Oxygen.
…you must be referring to someone else…
…I am Thy Doctor…
Alright Oxy, shush it with the doctor thing, you're already trapped inside Sulfur.
Now, @phosphorusec and Nitro, what should I do with this fella?
AM-PU-LE! AM-PU-LE!
*while holding Oxy with her body, Sulfur slithers to a storage area, pulls out a large ampule and returns back with Nitro and Phosphy*
The public hassss sssspoken!
Oxy-IN! Oxy-IN!
*Shoves @oxygenfromelementcattos into the ampule and puts a tight cork on top*
Tadaaa :3
[I pull out a strangle liquid that dissolves the wall of the ampule]
…i am not that easy to dispose of…
*The ampule has a thin coating of a strange material that prevents the wall from dissolving*
*with a suddenly clear and honestly quite scary voice, almost like Brimstone* And the scientists also made sure that you weren't easy to miss trying to escape...
…Do you think I fear you?
Do you think I have any fears?
Do you think I have the capability FOR fear?
I can always escape, always come back, always find a way.
I WILL heal you. At any cost.
*starts rolling the ampule towards the window*
(I heat up the wall of the ampule, forming a flat spot and stopping you dead in your tracks)
(In a condescending tone) Awwwww….is the little fireboy being edgy?
soon
uhhh, wha? What happened to me...?
You really need to make sure to take care of that thing
Like, the plants?
yes that is what I meant
should I go get the pruning shears?
depends how big they are.
Hmmm, I think I'm way too cold for the flower to grow into a tree or something... Hehe...
But you are literally made of fertilizer.
I may be part of fertilizer, but that doesn't mean that plants grow in contact with me!
(reflects on the truth value of that statement for a good 30 seconds)
If you say so…
Phosphy! I don't want to get my flower cut!
*hides from @oxygenfromelementcattos behind Phosphy*
*starts walking towards you*
snip snip…
*Turns around Phosphy, trying to keep distance from Oxy*
…this is going to save you…
I already told you! This plant can't grow!
[Camera zooms out to comedically reveal that there is a wall of hundreds of space heaters right behind you]
Hey my melting point in my white allotrope is only 44°C!
Be careful with those things!
…let me save lotusgirl…
Over my melted body!
Not because I’m standing up for her, but because you’ll melt me before nitro gets to plant-friendly temperatures.
…sometimes sacrifices are needed…
Bring it, “Fireboy and Watergirl”.
…i am “Thy Doctor”… *”Thy Doctor” grabs a bonesaw*
What am I, Calcium?
What are you, a cheesy horror flick villain?
Tell me why I should fear you, “ðy doktor”
*lunges onto you and starts sawing you apart with the bonesaw*
EAT FLAMES!…wait a second.
(Fire from phosphorus gets on oxygen, rapidly spreading the fire across the scene)
*facepalms and starts flying everywhere, dousing the fire with Nitrogen (aka herself) to put it out*
…I could help you, if only you stood still…
What do you mean? I'm putting out the fire that you're leaving everywhere!
*Slithers into scene*
Hewwo! Hey... What'sssss going on here? Why issss @phosphorusec fighting? And why issss @oxygenfromelementcattos on fire?
…my name is not oxygen. it is “Thy Doctor”…
Okay Oxygen. I will remember to not call you Oxygen, Oxygen.
…you must be referring to someone else…
…I am Thy Doctor…
Alright Oxy, shush it with the doctor thing, you're already trapped inside Sulfur.
Now, @phosphorusec and Nitro, what should I do with this fella?
AM-PU-LE! AM-PU-LE!
*while holding Oxy with her body, Sulfur slithers to a storage area, pulls out a large ampule and returns back with Nitro and Phosphy*
The public hassss sssspoken!
Oxy-IN! Oxy-IN!
*Shoves @oxygenfromelementcattos into the ampule and puts a tight cork on top*
Tadaaa :3
[I pull out a strangle liquid that dissolves the wall of the ampule]
…i am not that easy to dispose of…
don’t worry, I have a backup.
(Phosphy presses a button, and a new ampule, lined with a special compound, falls on you and traps you)
Woah, you and Sulphy are always prepared for anything!
the P stands for many things, and one of those things is “prepared”
soon
uhhh, wha? What happened to me...?
You really need to make sure to take care of that thing
Like, the plants?
yes that is what I meant
should I go get the pruning shears?
depends how big they are.
Hmmm, I think I'm way too cold for the flower to grow into a tree or something... Hehe...
But you are literally made of fertilizer.
I may be part of fertilizer, but that doesn't mean that plants grow in contact with me!
(reflects on the truth value of that statement for a good 30 seconds)
If you say so…
Phosphy! I don't want to get my flower cut!
*hides from @oxygenfromelementcattos behind Phosphy*
*starts walking towards you*
snip snip…
*Turns around Phosphy, trying to keep distance from Oxy*
…this is going to save you…
I already told you! This plant can't grow!
[Camera zooms out to comedically reveal that there is a wall of hundreds of space heaters right behind you]
Hey my melting point in my white allotrope is only 44°C!
Be careful with those things!
…let me save lotusgirl…
Over my melted body!
Not because I’m standing up for her, but because you’ll melt me before nitro gets to plant-friendly temperatures.
…sometimes sacrifices are needed…
Bring it, “Fireboy and Watergirl”.
…i am “Thy Doctor”… *”Thy Doctor” grabs a bonesaw*
What am I, Calcium?
What are you, a cheesy horror flick villain?
Tell me why I should fear you, “ðy doktor”
*lunges onto you and starts sawing you apart with the bonesaw*
EAT FLAMES!…wait a second.
(Fire from phosphorus gets on oxygen, rapidly spreading the fire across the scene)
*facepalms and starts flying everywhere, dousing the fire with Nitrogen (aka herself) to put it out*
…I could help you, if only you stood still…
What do you mean? I'm putting out the fire that you're leaving everywhere!
*Slithers into scene*
Hewwo! Hey... What'sssss going on here? Why issss @phosphorusec fighting? And why issss @oxygenfromelementcattos on fire?
…my name is not oxygen. it is “Thy Doctor”…
Okay Oxygen. I will remember to not call you Oxygen, Oxygen.
…you must be referring to someone else…
…I am Thy Doctor…
Alright Oxy, shush it with the doctor thing, you're already trapped inside Sulfur.
Now, @phosphorusec and Nitro, what should I do with this fella?
AM-PU-LE! AM-PU-LE!
*while holding Oxy with her body, Sulfur slithers to a storage area, pulls out a large ampule and returns back with Nitro and Phosphy*
The public hassss sssspoken!
Oxy-IN! Oxy-IN!
*Shoves @oxygenfromelementcattos into the ampule and puts a tight cork on top*
Tadaaa :3
[I pull out a strangle liquid that dissolves the wall of the ampule]
…i am not that easy to dispose of…
*The ampule has a thin coating of a strange material that prevents the wall from dissolving*
*with a suddenly clear and honestly quite scary voice, almost like Brimstone* And the scientists also made sure that you weren't easy to miss trying to escape...
aw hell yeah!
Sulfur, go give her hell! Literally.
(Ooc: what about using red text for brimstone?)
soon
uhhh, wha? What happened to me...?
You really need to make sure to take care of that thing
Like, the plants?
yes that is what I meant
should I go get the pruning shears?
depends how big they are.
Hmmm, I think I'm way too cold for the flower to grow into a tree or something... Hehe...
But you are literally made of fertilizer.
I may be part of fertilizer, but that doesn't mean that plants grow in contact with me!
(reflects on the truth value of that statement for a good 30 seconds)
If you say so…
Phosphy! I don't want to get my flower cut!
*hides from @oxygenfromelementcattos behind Phosphy*
*starts walking towards you*
snip snip…
*Turns around Phosphy, trying to keep distance from Oxy*
…this is going to save you…
I already told you! This plant can't grow!
[Camera zooms out to comedically reveal that there is a wall of hundreds of space heaters right behind you]
Hey my melting point in my white allotrope is only 44°C!
Be careful with those things!
…let me save lotusgirl…
Over my melted body!
Not because I’m standing up for her, but because you’ll melt me before nitro gets to plant-friendly temperatures.
…sometimes sacrifices are needed…
Bring it, “Fireboy and Watergirl”.
…i am “Thy Doctor”… *”Thy Doctor” grabs a bonesaw*
What am I, Calcium?
What are you, a cheesy horror flick villain?
Tell me why I should fear you, “ðy doktor”
*lunges onto you and starts sawing you apart with the bonesaw*
EAT FLAMES!…wait a second.
(Fire from phosphorus gets on oxygen, rapidly spreading the fire across the scene)
*facepalms and starts flying everywhere, dousing the fire with Nitrogen (aka herself) to put it out*
…I could help you, if only you stood still…
What do you mean? I'm putting out the fire that you're leaving everywhere!
*Slithers into scene*
Hewwo! Hey... What'sssss going on here? Why issss @phosphorusec fighting? And why issss @oxygenfromelementcattos on fire?
…my name is not oxygen. it is “Thy Doctor”…
Okay Oxygen. I will remember to not call you Oxygen, Oxygen.
…you must be referring to someone else…
…I am Thy Doctor…
Alright Oxy, shush it with the doctor thing, you're already trapped inside Sulfur.
Now, @phosphorusec and Nitro, what should I do with this fella?
AM-PU-LE! AM-PU-LE!
*while holding Oxy with her body, Sulfur slithers to a storage area, pulls out a large ampule and returns back with Nitro and Phosphy*
The public hassss sssspoken!
Oxy-IN! Oxy-IN!
*Shoves @oxygenfromelementcattos into the ampule and puts a tight cork on top*
Tadaaa :3
[I pull out a strangle liquid that dissolves the wall of the ampule]
…i am not that easy to dispose of…
don’t worry, I have a backup.
(Phosphy presses a button, and a new ampule, lined with a special compound, falls on you and traps you)
soon
uhhh, wha? What happened to me...?
You really need to make sure to take care of that thing
Like, the plants?
yes that is what I meant
should I go get the pruning shears?
depends how big they are.
Hmmm, I think I'm way too cold for the flower to grow into a tree or something... Hehe...
But you are literally made of fertilizer.
I may be part of fertilizer, but that doesn't mean that plants grow in contact with me!
(reflects on the truth value of that statement for a good 30 seconds)
If you say so…
Phosphy! I don't want to get my flower cut!
*hides from @oxygenfromelementcattos behind Phosphy*
*starts walking towards you*
snip snip…
*Turns around Phosphy, trying to keep distance from Oxy*
…this is going to save you…
I already told you! This plant can't grow!
[Camera zooms out to comedically reveal that there is a wall of hundreds of space heaters right behind you]
Hey my melting point in my white allotrope is only 44°C!
Be careful with those things!
…let me save lotusgirl…
Over my melted body!
Not because I’m standing up for her, but because you’ll melt me before nitro gets to plant-friendly temperatures.
…sometimes sacrifices are needed…
Bring it, “Fireboy and Watergirl”.
…i am “Thy Doctor”… *”Thy Doctor” grabs a bonesaw*
What am I, Calcium?
What are you, a cheesy horror flick villain?
Tell me why I should fear you, “ðy doktor”
*lunges onto you and starts sawing you apart with the bonesaw*
EAT FLAMES!…wait a second.
(Fire from phosphorus gets on oxygen, rapidly spreading the fire across the scene)
*facepalms and starts flying everywhere, dousing the fire with Nitrogen (aka herself) to put it out*
…I could help you, if only you stood still…
What do you mean? I'm putting out the fire that you're leaving everywhere!
*Slithers into scene*
Hewwo! Hey... What'sssss going on here? Why issss @phosphorusec fighting? And why issss @oxygenfromelementcattos on fire?
…my name is not oxygen. it is “Thy Doctor”…
Okay Oxygen. I will remember to not call you Oxygen, Oxygen.
…you must be referring to someone else…
…I am Thy Doctor…
Alright Oxy, shush it with the doctor thing, you're already trapped inside Sulfur.
Now, @phosphorusec and Nitro, what should I do with this fella?
AM-PU-LE! AM-PU-LE!
*while holding Oxy with her body, Sulfur slithers to a storage area, pulls out a large ampule and returns back with Nitro and Phosphy*
The public hassss sssspoken!
Oxy-IN! Oxy-IN!
*Shoves @oxygenfromelementcattos into the ampule and puts a tight cork on top*
Tadaaa :3
(vivid cheering)
soon
uhhh, wha? What happened to me...?
You really need to make sure to take care of that thing
Like, the plants?
yes that is what I meant
should I go get the pruning shears?
depends how big they are.
Hmmm, I think I'm way too cold for the flower to grow into a tree or something... Hehe...
But you are literally made of fertilizer.
I may be part of fertilizer, but that doesn't mean that plants grow in contact with me!
(reflects on the truth value of that statement for a good 30 seconds)
If you say so…
Phosphy! I don't want to get my flower cut!
*hides from @oxygenfromelementcattos behind Phosphy*
*starts walking towards you*
snip snip…
*Turns around Phosphy, trying to keep distance from Oxy*
…this is going to save you…
I already told you! This plant can't grow!
[Camera zooms out to comedically reveal that there is a wall of hundreds of space heaters right behind you]
Hey my melting point in my white allotrope is only 44°C!
Be careful with those things!
…let me save lotusgirl…
Over my melted body!
Not because I’m standing up for her, but because you’ll melt me before nitro gets to plant-friendly temperatures.
…sometimes sacrifices are needed…
Bring it, “Fireboy and Watergirl”.
…i am “Thy Doctor”… *”Thy Doctor” grabs a bonesaw*
What am I, Calcium?
What are you, a cheesy horror flick villain?
Tell me why I should fear you, “ðy doktor”
*lunges onto you and starts sawing you apart with the bonesaw*
EAT FLAMES!…wait a second.
(Fire from phosphorus gets on oxygen, rapidly spreading the fire across the scene)
*facepalms and starts flying everywhere, dousing the fire with Nitrogen (aka herself) to put it out*
…I could help you, if only you stood still…
What do you mean? I'm putting out the fire that you're leaving everywhere!
*Slithers into scene*
Hewwo! Hey... What'sssss going on here? Why issss @phosphorusec fighting? And why issss @oxygenfromelementcattos on fire?
…my name is not oxygen. it is “Thy Doctor”…
Okay Oxygen. I will remember to not call you Oxygen, Oxygen.
…you must be referring to someone else…
…I am Thy Doctor…
Alright Oxy, shush it with the doctor thing, you're already trapped inside Sulfur.
Now, @phosphorusec and Nitro, what should I do with this fella?
AM-PU-LE! AM-PU-LE!
*while holding Oxy with her body, Sulfur slithers to a storage area, pulls out a large ampule and returns back with Nitro and Phosphy*
The public hassss sssspoken!
Oxy-IN! Oxy-IN!
soon
uhhh, wha? What happened to me...?
You really need to make sure to take care of that thing
Like, the plants?
yes that is what I meant
should I go get the pruning shears?
depends how big they are.
Hmmm, I think I'm way too cold for the flower to grow into a tree or something... Hehe...
But you are literally made of fertilizer.
I may be part of fertilizer, but that doesn't mean that plants grow in contact with me!
(reflects on the truth value of that statement for a good 30 seconds)
If you say so…
Phosphy! I don't want to get my flower cut!
*hides from @oxygenfromelementcattos behind Phosphy*
*starts walking towards you*
snip snip…
*Turns around Phosphy, trying to keep distance from Oxy*
…this is going to save you…
I already told you! This plant can't grow!
[Camera zooms out to comedically reveal that there is a wall of hundreds of space heaters right behind you]
Hey my melting point in my white allotrope is only 44°C!
Be careful with those things!
…let me save lotusgirl…
Over my melted body!
Not because I’m standing up for her, but because you’ll melt me before nitro gets to plant-friendly temperatures.
…sometimes sacrifices are needed…
Bring it, “Fireboy and Watergirl”.
…i am “Thy Doctor”… *”Thy Doctor” grabs a bonesaw*
What am I, Calcium?
What are you, a cheesy horror flick villain?
Tell me why I should fear you, “ðy doktor”
*lunges onto you and starts sawing you apart with the bonesaw*
EAT FLAMES!…wait a second.
(Fire from phosphorus gets on oxygen, rapidly spreading the fire across the scene)
*facepalms and starts flying everywhere, dousing the fire with Nitrogen (aka herself) to put it out*
…I could help you, if only you stood still…
What do you mean? I'm putting out the fire that you're leaving everywhere!
*Slithers into scene*
Hewwo! Hey... What'sssss going on here? Why issss @phosphorusec fighting? And why issss @oxygenfromelementcattos on fire?
…my name is not oxygen. it is “Thy Doctor”…
Okay Oxygen. I will remember to not call you Oxygen, Oxygen.
…you must be referring to someone else…
…I am Thy Doctor…
You misspelled your name, Oxygen. It’s supposed to be “Thy Doctor”, with quotes, Oxygen.
…no, i used quotes to separate it from the rest of the text…
I see now, Oxygen. I will not make that mistake, Oxygen.
soon
uhhh, wha? What happened to me...?
You really need to make sure to take care of that thing
Like, the plants?
yes that is what I meant
should I go get the pruning shears?
depends how big they are.
Hmmm, I think I'm way too cold for the flower to grow into a tree or something... Hehe...
But you are literally made of fertilizer.
I may be part of fertilizer, but that doesn't mean that plants grow in contact with me!
(reflects on the truth value of that statement for a good 30 seconds)
If you say so…
Phosphy! I don't want to get my flower cut!
*hides from @oxygenfromelementcattos behind Phosphy*
*starts walking towards you*
snip snip…
*Turns around Phosphy, trying to keep distance from Oxy*
…this is going to save you…
I already told you! This plant can't grow!
[Camera zooms out to comedically reveal that there is a wall of hundreds of space heaters right behind you]
Hey my melting point in my white allotrope is only 44°C!
Be careful with those things!
…let me save lotusgirl…
Over my melted body!
Not because I’m standing up for her, but because you’ll melt me before nitro gets to plant-friendly temperatures.
…sometimes sacrifices are needed…
Bring it, “Fireboy and Watergirl”.
…i am “Thy Doctor”… *”Thy Doctor” grabs a bonesaw*
What am I, Calcium?
What are you, a cheesy horror flick villain?
Tell me why I should fear you, “ðy doktor”
*lunges onto you and starts sawing you apart with the bonesaw*
EAT FLAMES!…wait a second.
(Fire from phosphorus gets on oxygen, rapidly spreading the fire across the scene)
*facepalms and starts flying everywhere, dousing the fire with Nitrogen (aka herself) to put it out*
…I could help you, if only you stood still…
What do you mean? I'm putting out the fire that you're leaving everywhere!
*Slithers into scene*
Hewwo! Hey... What'sssss going on here? Why issss @phosphorusec fighting? And why issss @oxygenfromelementcattos on fire?
…my name is not oxygen. it is “Thy Doctor”…
Okay Oxygen. I will remember to not call you Oxygen, Oxygen.
…you must be referring to someone else…
…I am Thy Doctor…
Alright Oxy, shush it with the doctor thing, you're already trapped inside Sulfur.
Now, @phosphorusec and Nitro, what should I do with this fella?
AM-PU-LE! AM-PU-LE!
soon
uhhh, wha? What happened to me...?
You really need to make sure to take care of that thing
Like, the plants?
yes that is what I meant
should I go get the pruning shears?
depends how big they are.
Hmmm, I think I'm way too cold for the flower to grow into a tree or something... Hehe...
But you are literally made of fertilizer.
I may be part of fertilizer, but that doesn't mean that plants grow in contact with me!
(reflects on the truth value of that statement for a good 30 seconds)
If you say so…
Phosphy! I don't want to get my flower cut!
*hides from @oxygenfromelementcattos behind Phosphy*
*starts walking towards you*
snip snip…
*Turns around Phosphy, trying to keep distance from Oxy*
…this is going to save you…
I already told you! This plant can't grow!
[Camera zooms out to comedically reveal that there is a wall of hundreds of space heaters right behind you]
Hey my melting point in my white allotrope is only 44°C!
Be careful with those things!
…let me save lotusgirl…
Over my melted body!
Not because I’m standing up for her, but because you’ll melt me before nitro gets to plant-friendly temperatures.
…sometimes sacrifices are needed…
Bring it, “Fireboy and Watergirl”.
…i am “Thy Doctor”… *”Thy Doctor” grabs a bonesaw*
What am I, Calcium?
What are you, a cheesy horror flick villain?
Tell me why I should fear you, “ðy doktor”
*lunges onto you and starts sawing you apart with the bonesaw*
EAT FLAMES!…wait a second.
(Fire from phosphorus gets on oxygen, rapidly spreading the fire across the scene)
*facepalms and starts flying everywhere, dousing the fire with Nitrogen (aka herself) to put it out*
…I could help you, if only you stood still…
What do you mean? I'm putting out the fire that you're leaving everywhere!
*Slithers into scene*
Hewwo! Hey... What'sssss going on here? Why issss @phosphorusec fighting? And why issss @oxygenfromelementcattos on fire?
…my name is not oxygen. it is “Thy Doctor”…
Okay Oxygen. I will remember to not call you Oxygen, Oxygen.
…you must be referring to someone else…
…I am Thy Doctor…
You misspelled your name, Oxygen. It’s supposed to be “Thy Doctor”, with quotes, Oxygen.
soon
uhhh, wha? What happened to me...?
You really need to make sure to take care of that thing
Like, the plants?
yes that is what I meant
should I go get the pruning shears?
depends how big they are.
Hmmm, I think I'm way too cold for the flower to grow into a tree or something... Hehe...
But you are literally made of fertilizer.
I may be part of fertilizer, but that doesn't mean that plants grow in contact with me!
(reflects on the truth value of that statement for a good 30 seconds)
If you say so…
Phosphy! I don't want to get my flower cut!
*hides from @oxygenfromelementcattos behind Phosphy*
*starts walking towards you*
snip snip…
*Turns around Phosphy, trying to keep distance from Oxy*
…this is going to save you…
I already told you! This plant can't grow!
[Camera zooms out to comedically reveal that there is a wall of hundreds of space heaters right behind you]
Hey my melting point in my white allotrope is only 44°C!
Be careful with those things!
…let me save lotusgirl…
Over my melted body!
Not because I’m standing up for her, but because you’ll melt me before nitro gets to plant-friendly temperatures.
…sometimes sacrifices are needed…
Bring it, “Fireboy and Watergirl”.
…i am “Thy Doctor”… *”Thy Doctor” grabs a bonesaw*
What am I, Calcium?
What are you, a cheesy horror flick villain?
Tell me why I should fear you, “ðy doktor”
*lunges onto you and starts sawing you apart with the bonesaw*
EAT FLAMES!…wait a second.
(Fire from phosphorus gets on oxygen, rapidly spreading the fire across the scene)
*facepalms and starts flying everywhere, dousing the fire with Nitrogen (aka herself) to put it out*
…I could help you, if only you stood still…
What do you mean? I'm putting out the fire that you're leaving everywhere!
*Slithers into scene*
Hewwo! Hey... What'sssss going on here? Why issss @phosphorusec fighting? And why issss @oxygenfromelementcattos on fire?
…my name is not oxygen. it is “Thy Doctor”…
Okay Oxygen. I will remember to not call you Oxygen, Oxygen.
soon
uhhh, wha? What happened to me...?
You really need to make sure to take care of that thing
Like, the plants?
yes that is what I meant
should I go get the pruning shears?
depends how big they are.
Hmmm, I think I'm way too cold for the flower to grow into a tree or something... Hehe...
But you are literally made of fertilizer.
I may be part of fertilizer, but that doesn't mean that plants grow in contact with me!
(reflects on the truth value of that statement for a good 30 seconds)
If you say so…
Phosphy! I don't want to get my flower cut!
*hides from @oxygenfromelementcattos behind Phosphy*
*starts walking towards you*
snip snip…
*Turns around Phosphy, trying to keep distance from Oxy*
…this is going to save you…
I already told you! This plant can't grow!
[Camera zooms out to comedically reveal that there is a wall of hundreds of space heaters right behind you]
Hey my melting point in my white allotrope is only 44°C!
Be careful with those things!
…let me save lotusgirl…
Over my melted body!
Not because I’m standing up for her, but because you’ll melt me before nitro gets to plant-friendly temperatures.
…sometimes sacrifices are needed…
Bring it, “Fireboy and Watergirl”.
…i am “Thy Doctor”… *”Thy Doctor” grabs a bonesaw*
What am I, Calcium?
What are you, a cheesy horror flick villain?
Tell me why I should fear you, “ðy doktor”
*lunges onto you and starts sawing you apart with the bonesaw*
EAT FLAMES!…wait a second.
(Fire from phosphorus gets on oxygen, rapidly spreading the fire across the scene)
*facepalms and starts flying everywhere, dousing the fire with Nitrogen (aka herself) to put it out*
…I could help you, if only you stood still…
What do you mean? I'm putting out the fire that you're leaving everywhere!
*Slithers into scene*
Hewwo! Hey... What'sssss going on here? Why issss @phosphorusec fighting? And why issss @oxygenfromelementcattos on fire?
Oxygen was trying to cut off nitro’s flower, and then started cutting me open for no reason. I lit Oxy on fire in self-defense and you can imagine how well that went.
soon
uhhh, wha? What happened to me...?
You really need to make sure to take care of that thing
Like, the plants?
yes that is what I meant
should I go get the pruning shears?
depends how big they are.
Hmmm, I think I'm way too cold for the flower to grow into a tree or something... Hehe...
But you are literally made of fertilizer.
I may be part of fertilizer, but that doesn't mean that plants grow in contact with me!
(reflects on the truth value of that statement for a good 30 seconds)
If you say so…
Phosphy! I don't want to get my flower cut!
*hides from @oxygenfromelementcattos behind Phosphy*
*starts walking towards you*
snip snip…
*Turns around Phosphy, trying to keep distance from Oxy*
…this is going to save you…
I already told you! This plant can't grow!
[Camera zooms out to comedically reveal that there is a wall of hundreds of space heaters right behind you]
Hey my melting point in my white allotrope is only 44°C!
Be careful with those things!
…let me save lotusgirl…
Over my melted body!
Not because I’m standing up for her, but because you’ll melt me before nitro gets to plant-friendly temperatures.
…sometimes sacrifices are needed…
Bring it, “Fireboy and Watergirl”.
…i am “Thy Doctor”… *”Thy Doctor” grabs a bonesaw*
What am I, Calcium?
What are you, a cheesy horror flick villain?
Tell me why I should fear you, “ðy doktor”
*lunges onto you and starts sawing you apart with the bonesaw*
EAT FLAMES!…wait a second.
(Fire from phosphorus gets on oxygen, rapidly spreading the fire across the scene)
[””””Thy Healer”””” just continues unbothered.]
(since you’re now a “healer”, you start healing my wounds)
Oooh, thanks!
…i am a doctor, not a healer…
Too late. In the 5 minutes it took you to rectify that loophole, you already restored me to full health.
soon
uhhh, wha? What happened to me...?
You really need to make sure to take care of that thing
Like, the plants?
yes that is what I meant
should I go get the pruning shears?
depends how big they are.
Hmmm, I think I'm way too cold for the flower to grow into a tree or something... Hehe...
But you are literally made of fertilizer.
I may be part of fertilizer, but that doesn't mean that plants grow in contact with me!
(reflects on the truth value of that statement for a good 30 seconds)
If you say so…
Phosphy! I don't want to get my flower cut!
*hides from @oxygenfromelementcattos behind Phosphy*
*starts walking towards you*
snip snip…
*Turns around Phosphy, trying to keep distance from Oxy*
…this is going to save you…
I already told you! This plant can't grow!
[Camera zooms out to comedically reveal that there is a wall of hundreds of space heaters right behind you]
Hey my melting point in my white allotrope is only 44°C!
Be careful with those things!
…let me save lotusgirl…
Over my melted body!
Not because I’m standing up for her, but because you’ll melt me before nitro gets to plant-friendly temperatures.
…sometimes sacrifices are needed…
Bring it, “Fireboy and Watergirl”.
…i am “Thy Doctor”… *”Thy Doctor” grabs a bonesaw*
What am I, Calcium?
What are you, a cheesy horror flick villain?
Tell me why I should fear you, “ðy doktor”
*lunges onto you and starts sawing you apart with the bonesaw*
EAT FLAMES!…wait a second.
(Fire from phosphorus gets on oxygen, rapidly spreading the fire across the scene)
[””””Thy Healer”””” just continues unbothered.]
(since you’re now a “healer”, you start healing my wounds)
Oooh, thanks!
soon
uhhh, wha? What happened to me...?
You really need to make sure to take care of that thing
Like, the plants?
yes that is what I meant
should I go get the pruning shears?
depends how big they are.
Hmmm, I think I'm way too cold for the flower to grow into a tree or something... Hehe...
But you are literally made of fertilizer.
I may be part of fertilizer, but that doesn't mean that plants grow in contact with me!
(reflects on the truth value of that statement for a good 30 seconds)
If you say so…
Phosphy! I don't want to get my flower cut!
*hides from @oxygenfromelementcattos behind Phosphy*
*starts walking towards you*
snip snip…
*Turns around Phosphy, trying to keep distance from Oxy*
…this is going to save you…
I already told you! This plant can't grow!
[Camera zooms out to comedically reveal that there is a wall of hundreds of space heaters right behind you]
Hey my melting point in my white allotrope is only 44°C!
Be careful with those things!
…let me save lotusgirl…
Over my melted body!
Not because I’m standing up for her, but because you’ll melt me before nitro gets to plant-friendly temperatures.
…sometimes sacrifices are needed…
Bring it, “Fireboy and Watergirl”.
…i am “Thy Doctor”… *”Thy Doctor” grabs a bonesaw*
What am I, Calcium?
What are you, a cheesy horror flick villain?
Tell me why I should fear you, “ðy doktor”
*lunges onto you and starts sawing you apart with the bonesaw*
EAT FLAMES!…wait a second.
(Fire from phosphorus gets on oxygen, rapidly spreading the fire across the scene)
soon
uhhh, wha? What happened to me...?
You really need to make sure to take care of that thing
Like, the plants?
yes that is what I meant
should I go get the pruning shears?
depends how big they are.
Hmmm, I think I'm way too cold for the flower to grow into a tree or something... Hehe...
But you are literally made of fertilizer.
I may be part of fertilizer, but that doesn't mean that plants grow in contact with me!
(reflects on the truth value of that statement for a good 30 seconds)
If you say so…
Phosphy! I don't want to get my flower cut!
*hides from @oxygenfromelementcattos behind Phosphy*
*starts walking towards you*
snip snip…
*Turns around Phosphy, trying to keep distance from Oxy*
…this is going to save you…
I already told you! This plant can't grow!
[Camera zooms out to comedically reveal that there is a wall of hundreds of space heaters right behind you]
Hey my melting point in my white allotrope is only 44°C!
Be careful with those things!
…let me save lotusgirl…
Over my melted body!
Not because I’m standing up for her, but because you’ll melt me before nitro gets to plant-friendly temperatures.
…sometimes sacrifices are needed…
Bring it, “Fireboy and Watergirl”.
…i am “Thy Doctor”… *”Thy Doctor” grabs a bonesaw*
What am I, Calcium?
What are you, a cheesy horror flick villain?
Tell me why I should fear you, “ðy doktor”
