Executive Nonfunction

[obtuseintellectual]

contrary to popular belief, SJW actually refers to "Saint Jesus Worshippers", a small religious sect devoted to the worshipping of jesus

[obtuseintellectual]

when i dont apply enough carcinogen and get exposed to way too much carcinogen so i have to apply a soothing balm of carcinogen

[obtuseintellectual]

the thing about selfishness that always confuses me is that nobody can figure out the acceptable limit. Some people say that kindness is free and that's fine, but selflessness is more that kind words. Doing substantial actions to help people ISN'T FREE. Time and energy and social battery are valuable resources. But how far does common courtesy stretch? Like, I understand not going out of your way to be an asshole, but why is selfishness bad? Especially selfishness towards people you have no obligation towards? Shouldn't your own wellbeing be a priority?

[obtuseintellectual]

my mom: oh yeah, our dog will eat anything we offer him, he chews up everything left out.

my poor, innocent grandma: oh! our dog hates grapes, she'll just mush them around in her mouth! :D

all of us: *various shocked and horrified expressions*

[obtuseintellectual]

Yes, coach, I do in fact have a test this afternoon. Oh? You'll let me skip this workout? Much appreciated!

During said test:

I think the guy in the picture is making a frustrated face? And you want to know about my special interests? Sorry, I only talk to internet strangers about that.

[obtuseintellectual]

It's an autistic!

[papayajuan2019]

mounting evidence suggests i need to put away my clean laundry soon

[obtuseintellectual]

I recently noticed a problem I've been having with personality tests in particular. Not sure if it's the factor analysis and grouping everything into boxes... but everytime I take a personality test whether it be Myers-Briggs or even the Big Five/OCEAN model, I rate myself as a pretty disorganized person and somehow that gets translated to me being a spontaneous, freedom-loving, go-with-the-flow-er. And... that's just... not me? Like can I not be disorganised in space but organised in mind?

[obtuseintellectual]

you need to learn how to rely on people again...

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...starting with narrators.

[obtuseintellectual]

I'm about to finish this beanie I've been crocheting, and originally, I was going to donate it to a homeless shelter... but now I've become pretty attached to it and really want to keep it

[feluka]

imagine if i did my work. if i sat down and Did it. and it was Done. can you even imagine such a thing

[sisyphusshrugged]

having a hard time focusing today. i've also had a hard time focusing for the previous 15 or so years leading up to now but this post is about today.

[obtuseintellectual]

Yes, coach, I do in fact have a test this afternoon. Oh? You'll let me skip this workout? Much appreciated!

During said test:

I think the guy in the picture is making a frustrated face? And you want to know about my special interests? Sorry, I only talk to internet strangers about that.