Be Gay, Do Crimes

This is an askblog dedicated to the L' Unita Speciale 's very own Tiziano and Squalo from Vento Aureo. (Ask box ~ Closed)

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kitten keeps walking across the keyboard i think it’s time to let her speak her truth

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6 [editor’s note: she manages to unpause and then repause spotify at this point before sitting down completely still for a stretch of several seconds] m;gl,,n

[ed note: she leaves to chew on my mouse before returning midway through my typing the previous note] [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[4rfiu d

-midna the kitten

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^the little beast in question

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this post just suddenly got a surge of notes for reasons I cannot discern so here is a compilation of midna being an absolute cartoon Creature for your enjoyment

[azberats-deactivated20240115]

this image spoke to me

[brookheimer]

loving this new tiktok trend of 14 year olds thinking 1998 was actually the 1800s

[cowdogpaws]

[fetus-cakes]

as someone who grew up in the 90's, lemme tell you some of our candy was so artificial that it looked like it was radioactive and you can't get some of those colours/flavors anymore because they were proven to be linked to cancer or have high levels of cadmium or some shit

[politijohn]

[roach-works]

i took out about 18k of loans for an illustration degree at a time where i thought i could pay that off in five or ten years-- that i could make money as an artist, pay my rent, pay my bills, pay a couple hundred a month and whittle it down. if i got a job illustrating for a magazine or publisher, just a few of those jobs might clear by debt. lots of places had in-house illustrators then: lots of magazines, interior designers, videogame startups, magazines, even websites. it was possible. i was promised if i worked hard to add college skills to my native talent, it was guaranteed.

i never made it. the economy crashed halfway through my degree. it never recovered. studios fired artists by the thousands and hired them on as freelancers. the housing market crashed and bounced and mutated. rent was insane. the minim wage didn't twitch. but the interest on those unpayable loans went up, and up, and up.

ive paid a couple thousand back, bit by bit. but now i owe 42,000 dollars. there's no reason for it. my lenders just made those numbers up and no one stopped them. i borrowed 18 and payed back maybe 5. no one is losing 42,000 dollars if biden clears that debt tomorrow. my debt's already been sold a few times anyway. that means even the original lender shrugged off the loss.

so yeah, i want the government to bail me out. they bailed out all the banks that fucked the economy before i ever grew up. they bailed out all the corporations who starved their workers of fair pay and steady careers for decade after hungry decade. they sure as fuck bailed out every landlord who gouged 90% of my paycheck out plus my security deposit plus pet rent for the privilege of a shitty little box with plastic carpets and leaking roofs.

all these great big men who have unrepentantly fucked up the economy bigtime has gotten to laugh it off and then chug down a firehose of taxpayer funded absolution. i want the 12,000 that my original lender already traded away, that i paid for a broken dream, to be so easily dismissed. i deserve that. we all do.

[gopyxp]

look at this thang

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[cheddar-baby]

well, time to die

[gangstars-on-vacation-not]

good morning, people pf earth! we, the two most famous GANGST☆RS, are opening up an ask blog (since we were both forcibly sent on vacation and have a lot of free time). ask whatever you want and don’t shy away. every fourth ask will not be answered. the name’s mista, that’s my buddy fugo, he… (fugo?.. dude, we’re in a middle of something here, fucking hell!)  

DON’T TAKE NAPS WHILE I”M TALKING PEOPLE WON’T THINK WE’RE COOL NOW WHERE’S YOUR PROFESSIONALISM WHEN WE NEED IT??

[cake-nastyy]

OH YEET MY NEW TABLET IS HERE

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[[Thinks about how Tiziano and Squalo are married thanks to those Ultra Jump Profiles...]]

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Aaa we share the same birthday!! Happy birthday!

[Long lost twins,,,,,,,]

-Mod Cakey

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Happy birthday!

[[TYYY!!!!]]

-Mod cakey

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Happy birth!!!

[[Thankyou!!!! :D]]-Mod Cakey

[cake-nastyy]

its OFFICALLY THE 17TH OVER HERE SO ITS MY BIRTHDAY NOW

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No Art For The Time Being

[[hey just so you know, Mod Cakey (me) isnt going to be drawing any ask answers for the time being. My tablet has unfortunately broken (like, completely) and I feel like my traditional art isnt up to the quality I want it to be. So in the meantime its going to be rather quiet. Thankyou for being patient and hopefully I can get myself a new tablet very soon!!! If me and mod Morphy can answer with text only, we can try and do that!]]

- Mod Cakey

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[got asked to do some SqualTizi in Harajuku fashion so!! here it is!] [i really like how this turned out]

[cake-nastyy]

ok so my tablet is on the blink as the wire connecting it is being really finicky. Ive taped it up into the position i need but still its… wonky.

so for the time being im gunna be doing traditional art! i know this is gunna be inconvenient as i have ask blogs, but i should let u guys know about the medium shift!

hopefully my tablet will play ball soon!

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Reblog if you are a BD/PD/Daily Ask Blog

You will be added to the directory.

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laughing at your most hated co-worker get MUDA’d into oblivion from Gay Heaven.png

[dailycio]

Hi, gay boys~

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Tiziano: Like HELL you are staying up here! BEGONE

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So if you're being gay in heaven is it Homosexuality over heaven???

[i have no idea what to draw for this but UGH ANON YOUR GALAXY BRAIN IS SHOWING]