emotionihilist

because sadness isn't just for the depressed

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Why Donald Trump is the Best President for America

Why Donald Trump is the Best President for America

*Author’s Note* This post originally written the first week of August, 2017. Not sure why it never made it to publish then, but it stays depressingly prescient, almost three years later. Enjoy?

  August 8, 2017.

Well, we finally did it.

We finally elected the perfect president — the most accurately American president for his time since George Washington.

Donald J. Trump.

To spin a memorable line…

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black lives matter

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Netflix marketing team: So for the poster, we were thinking-

Me: CAN YOU MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A ZOMBIE HUNTER

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okay so i really enjoyed this. do u enjoy good things, too?

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Hot Yoga Habits

new blog post (lol what YEAR is it??): Hot Yoga Habits (so hot, such habits)

Me 90 seconds into a hot yoga class

Like any good citizen of Los Angeles, I exist on a never-ending merry-go-round of health trends (RT if you’re also actively avoiding Whole 30), food fads (it’s called Oat Milk and just WAIT till you see where the udders are), and whatever the “in” workout of the month is (swipe up for my Barry’s Bootcamp discount code). One of these is hot yoga. What is hot…

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everyone is someone’s type

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More candy hearts by neural network

Last week I trained a neural network to generate new messages for candy hearts. They were, well, unique.

My training data was really small, though - I could only find about 360 existing messages total. So, when I decided to generate some more messages, I decided to add my favorite neural network-generated messages to the original dataset, increasing the total to almost 500. This is still really small for a neural network, but a noticeable upgrade.

The first thing I noticed is the definite upswing in the number of messages involving bears. In fact, I’m seeing worrying signs of a bear-based feedback loop that might lead to 100% bear content after a few more iterations of this.

BE MY BEAR LOVE BEAR STACK BEAR LOOK BEAR WINK BEAR HOME BEAR TWEET BEAR TAME BEAR DEARY BEAR BEAR BEAR TIME BEAR

In addition to the bears, the neural network still managed to produce some complimentary messages.

ME LOVE HAVE SWEET TANK OOO NICE CUTEY LIDS YOU RANK BEST MANE HEAT TEAM HOT GIVE

And some that are less easy to interpret.

BEE O O MAGE LOVE IN A FAN BOOK WEAR ME LET’S RIND CLOUD ME YAK O WAY FRARR ME YOU ARE BARE SWEET BOG BEELT POSWRORD U?GHCLENCY U

Use these with caution.

MEAT LOVE TOOL BIT DIRTY LOVER LOVE BAN SICK WINK OY LOVE BUM MY HAG YOU REAR FAN ME F LOVE LOVE BAG OR MY BUN COIN 2 LOVE SWEET MEAT

Did you miss the um, not-so-PG hearts from last time? Fill out the form here and I’ll send them to you.

Also, if you need more love help from the neural network, check out the pick up lines it wrote.

Heart pictures made using https://cryptogram.com/hearts/

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Metal band names invented by neural network

The question of the day: can a computer learn to sound metal?

Thanks to HellBlazer of http://www.metal-archives.com/, who provided a dataset of over 100,000 bands, subgenres, and countries of origin, I had an opportunity to find out.

I gave the dataset to an open-source neural network framework that I’ve previously trained to generate recipes, Pokemon, knock-knock jokes, pick up lines, and D&D spells. As usual the instructions were only to learn what the dataset is like and try to make more of the same. With over 100,000 entries to chew on, the neural network managed to produce results that were… well, surprisingly metal.

I give you: Band names, so far untaken, generated by neural network

Dragonred of Blood - Death Metal - Indonesia Deathhouse - Melodic Death Metal - Brazil Vultrum - Folk/Black Metal - Germany Stäggabash - Black Metal - Canada Deathcrack - Death Metal - Mexico Stormgarden - Black Metal - Germany Vermit - Thrash Metal/Crossover,/Deathcore - United States Swiil - Progressive Metal/Shred - United States Inbumblious - Doom/Gothic Metal - Germany Inhuman Sand - Melodic Death Metal - Russia ChaosWorge le Plague - Doom Metal - Brazil Inhum the Thorg - Black Metal - Slovenia Chaosrug - Black Metal - Mexico Jazzy - Heavy Metal - United States Sux - Heavy Metal/Hard Rock - Chile Dragonsulla and Steelgosh - Heavy Metal - Tuera Verking of the Beats - Thrash Metal/Crossover Thrashcore - Netherlands Squeen - Doom Metal - Colombia Death from the Trend - Black Metal - Croatia Shuck - Death Metal - Israel Dragorhast - Heavy Metal/Hard Rock - Germany Verb - Black Metal - Norway Black Clonic Sky - Black Metal - Greece Snapersten - Folk/Melodic Black Metal - Italy Verk - Melodic Death Metal - Sweden Snee - Thrash/Death Metal - Brazil Vomberdean - Melodic Black Metal - United States Suffer the Blue - Death/Thrash Metal - Germany Sespessstion Sanicilevus - Melodic Death Metal - United States Sköpprag - Black Metal - Norway Sht - Symphonic/Heavy Metal - United States Sun Damage Omen - Symphonic Progressive Metal - France

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welcome to the nation

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IIxXI

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…but love isn't love, if it's love without lows. l o w new sounds // same soul W•E //

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lost and frowned // W•E (at LOT 613)

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is selfless love talking about how selflessly you love or is it just loving selflessly regardless of who/if anyone notices? …love that loves for any reason besides the complete and utter inability to not love, isn't love.

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Chuck Jones draws Bugs Bunny.

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Take a break and draw Bugs Bunny with Chuck Jones.

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draw your heroes

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'cause the God i believe in never worked on a campaign trail

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111//1111

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tryna snap photos of familia

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look for the good in people and you will find the good people

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me after Halloween partying like