pretty and tired @oceanaliens - Tumblr Blog

I can't believe we got the campest Daniel Craig ever and nobody talked about it. I mean I know it's a vodka ad but come ON. It is soooo delightfully fruity. Mr Bond your orders are to SHAKE that thang!!

memewhore

floopthecooper

plain

ordinary

common

FIRGS

jbt7493

“Before You Embark On A Journey Of Revenge, Dig Two Graves”. what a stupid fucking quote. I’m killing way more than two people idiot

melt-banana

theoreocat

What are your pet’s favourite places?

ruby-white-rabbit

Pudding does not wish to be seen but wishes to remain warm

mutantrenegade

the way she talks like this is a childrens book is kinda giving me life

urbanfantasyinspiration

Pudding rejects the mortifying ordeal of being known

richardgoranski

im literally so jealous like i feel actual anger over the fact that i was not there

neuroticreno

confirmed bachelor perk moment

anthropologist-on-the-loose

The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.

abysswarlock

You bury a seed not because it looks nice in the dirt, but because the limbs that branch out will look nice in the sky

anthropologist-on-the-loose

Congrats on contributing to the ancient tumblr tradition of turning shitposts into profound poetry

beradan

ok folks

I don’t think I actually have to spell this out

but there will be no prophesying, speculating, speaking into existence, etc about next year

no “I feel really great about next year,” no “I’d love more time at home to work on my hobbies,” no “surely it can’t be any weirder than 2020,” nothing

midwest-merman-deactivated20210

depsidase

system-reset

your new gender is whatever you last ate (u r what u eat.)

anthropologist-on-the-loose

The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.