"kristen schroeder"

"kristen schroeder". georgie jones. 25. hair stylist. recovering addict. escaped criminal. lady of the night. lying divorcee. played by abby.

[oceanfrontkristen]

ooc: natalie/kristen

Okay, what is Natalie’s status re: Zachary Mills’ policeman booty? Does she still want a piece of that? Natalie’s love life confuses me. She’s got Will hanging off her left arm, James is giving her a back rub and she’s tailing Zach’s police car. Dayum girl!

[oceanfrontnatalie]

This is honestly what happens when you’ve been rping one character since 2013 their life becomes an unbelievably confusing mess hahahha

Ok, so Will actually has feelings for Natalie’s sister, Valerie (whom he once dated), not Natalie, but the rest is correct hahahaha  Ok, ok.  So here it goes.  Gather ye round for the harrowing tale of Natalie Connors’ love life ;DDD

Back in high school, Natalie + siblings came careening into town and have lived in va beach ever since

Almost immediately she became adopted by the friend group including Zach Mills and Emily Bates

Natalie soon got to know the person who would become her first boyfriend, Max Monroe

Needless to say, that ended badly but in the mean time, she’d met Ian Porter through him and his sister

Natalie, Ian, Zach, and Emily were all best friends throughout high school

Eventually, Natalie and Ian started dating *cue romantic montage*

They were really in love with each other and honestly neither quite recovered from it fully but eventually it ended when Natalie couldn’t forgive Ian’s brother, Lex, for breaking Natalie’s sister, Valerie’s, heart (try saying that three times fast ;D)

Time passed and Natalie began to develop feelings for Zach

She never said anything though bc he almost instantly afterward got w Kristen and eventually married her

Zach asked both Emily and Natalie to be in the wedding so that was fun

At Zach’s wedding, Ian told Natalie that he was still in love with her and tipsy and lovelorn Natalie didn’t know how to react except to freak out

Ian left thinking Natalie was completely uninterested

Natalie saved up and eventually followed Ian to Europe when realized it was really Ian all along but when she went to his house, she saw his mother who (falsely) told Natalie that Ian was engaged to a rich girl named Sophia

Natalie returned home heartbroken and without even having seen Ian

Natalie decided to casually date atp and so when James Shaw from work asked her out, she agreed

It’s been about about a year, they’re still together, but Natalie still doesn’t realize how serious James is about her smdh

In summary, Natalie’s love life is a mess.  Her past loves include: Max Monroe, Ian Porter, and Zach Mills.  Her current romances include: Ian Porter and James Shaw.  So yeah idk if that actually makes things clearer or more confusing, but there it is????? hahahaha if that helps????  Let me know!  ;D

[oceanfrontkristen]

Jfc I will never NOT confuse Natalie and Valerie. I’m very grateful for that timeline, though, because my entire relationship with oceanfront has been trying to figure out wtf happened at Kristen and Zach’s wedding and what the Connors/Porter sibling love square thing was. 

Long story short though: do you think these two wouldn’t really like each other? Especially now that Natalie knows Kristen was lying to Zach all this time!

[oceanfrontkristen]

ooc: max/kristen

We got shit here. Max is trying to get into Kristen’s roomie’s pants, and he doesn’t get along with Zach. I’m guessing Kristen wouldn’t feel to kindly about him, and given her roughin-toughin past, I think she could actually give him a run for his money (of which there is apparently a lot). 

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[oceanfrontkristen]

ooc: zach/kristen

There’s a guy at my work who sends me shirtless snapchats and calls me hot and looks at me weird. His name is Zach. I will do my best to distance my image of him from sweet wereboy Mills. 

I think before we figure out how these two are currently, it’s important to figure out how they met/started dating/etc. and most importantly, how Zach found out about Kristen’s secret. I literally have nothing about their relationship written in my bio, so we can do whatever we want. 

Sidebar: if you squint your eyes, this looks like them getting their marriage announcement photos taken. 

[oceanfrontkristen]

ooc: tony/kristen

[oceanfrontanthonymitchell]

omg yessss more problematic kids together :DD okay, so I think tony is even further gone than owen and would be all about helping her find drugs (smh) and probably getting high with her (tbh she wouldn’t even need to smooth talk him if what she wanted was to know where to score drugs??) but basically yessss all of that sounds perfect and i think that tony would ~weirdly like having kristen around even if all they are doing is making bad life choices together, i think that it would be oddly comforting not to be the only screwed up one??? and like he’s probably heard ~of her b/c i feel like the group of locals in this town is pretty small since it’s mostly a tourist-y place, but he wouldn’t ask any details about her life or anything he’d just let her be and let them be screwups together. 

[oceanfrontkristen]

<33333 Yes please! This would be such a relief for Kristen! Tony would allow her to just fall into her old habits and old lifestyle and really her old self. Even though oceanfront!Kristen is way more stable than england!Georgie, I think she hates this fake persona that she’s put on. Even if she was a disaster before and was arrested and dying of addiction, she’s not really the small town beach girl that she’s become. Kristen will love Tony for letting her be her real self, even if that means unraveling at the seems. Unraveled is Kristen’s natural state. 

And by this point, I’m sure Kristen knows she’s kind of notorious around Oceanfront (because like you said--word spreads) so she would realize that Tony’s lack of prying was intentional not just ignorance about her double life. #krony2k15

[oceanfrontelaine]

ooc: elaine + kristen

[oceanfrontelaine]

Yes! I can totally see that being a thing. I feel like Elaine is one of those people whose opinion doesn’t change easily, so the second she thinks Kristen is trouble, she will be trouble in Elaine’s mind from then on. Elaine is just like.. Super protective of Liz because they’ve been friends for so long and Elaine doesn’t have lots of friends like that… 

And oh man, when Liz ends up in the hospital later… She is for sure going to flip out in Kristen even if she was no where near Liz when her alcohol poisoning happened. Probably storming into the house, telling Kristen she should get out (because Elaine will give herself that authority, hahah) and blaming her for the whole thing. Yep. Elaine isn’t necessarily the nicest human at times…. Which I’m weirdly okay with. Haha!

[oceanfrontkristen]

Girl fight! Girl fight! I didn’t know Liz was going to get alcohol poisoning; this is delicious. Because I enjoy making things as g.d. horrible as possible, what if Kristen was full on doing coke when Elaine bursts into Liz’s house? I mean, obviously Kristen had nothing to do with Liz getting poisoned, but seeing Kristen doing hard drugs would definitely make this entire feud this 1000% worse!!!

And don’t worry, it’s not like Kristen is the nicest person either. That’s boring. 

[oceanfrontkristen]

kristen is so undercover she even made a new instagram after “georgie died”...

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[oceanfrontelaine]

ooc: elaine + kristen

sooooo i’ve been thinking about these two and i don’t think elaine might actually like kristen very much? i know liz and kristen are friends and elaine has known liz since forever, so that’s obviously the connection between them… but i feel like elaine would have thought something was off with kristen from the start? like obviously there’s no one she would know/imagine kristen’s actual history, but elaine is definitely one of those girls who would be like… “there’s something about her i don’t like.” especially if she showed up in va beach after college and liz was like “this is kristen and she rules!” elaine would be totally skeptical (jealous!). she’s definitely got the fake smile and the higher-pitched than normal “oh you brought kristen, how lovely!” voice if liz shows up with her, haha

AND if she starts to spiral downwards after her break up with zach, elaine is definitely going to be all OH HECK NO with liz staying at kristen’s. she already super worries about liz’s drinking habits, so if she heard even a rumor of kristen doing drugs i can see her going crazy mamma bear like “you will NOT drag liz into your smack or doobies or crack cocaine or paint thiner or whatever you are sniffing up your nose!” (elaine super fails at actually comprehending how drugs work/are used.) 

these are… my thoughts haha.

[oceanfrontkristen]

I love all of this!!! Obviously Kristen is just staying with Liz, because she divorced Zach and she has no where else to go. Maybe Elaine tries to slip into Liz’s mind the fact that Kristen should start looking for her own place/move out? 

It’ll all be super tragic, because Kristen doesn’t want to hurt Liz. She loves Liz, but Kristen can be kind of a destructive person, and she’s not always honest... even when it means possibly endangering/hurting someone she cares about. She’s a big dummy who could have benefitted from some better parents. I foresee some very dramatic fights between these two for the sake of Liz’s health and sanity, maybe resulting in Kristen storming out/moving out/leaving town/who knows! Chaos!

[oceanfrontkristen]

ooc: nick/kristen

[oceanfrontnick]

!!!!!! I LOVE THIS IDEA SO MUCH!! Wow okay. Where to start. So when Nick came back from New York he was suaver but I don’t think he really knew much about how VA Beach women ~operate. Since VA Beach women are not New York women he was probably like “i don’t know what I’m doing?????” all over again but then when he met Kristen, she was the closest thing to a New York woman and he was more in his ~comfort zone and that’s why they ended up sleeping together??

And then all the things about not seeing each other again and all the awkward things about seeing Kristen at Liz’s are totally a go. So basically yES TO EVERYTHING. Ahhh I love it all.

Though poor Kristen!!! How long did her head injury last???

[oceanfrontkristen]

Idk, it could last as long as we need it to for Nick/Kristen stuff. Maybe when she woke up the next morning she was back to Kristen or maybe it lasted a day or two and Kristen was technically missing, because she was missing and Zach got super worried about her etc. Since Nick is going to be the one with the much clearer memory, it depends on how you want him to react to seeing Kristen living with Liz. Is he pissed at her? Or did she run out on him? Has he missed the blondie mystery woman? It’s up to you. :)))

[oceanfrontkristen]

ooc: ian/kristen

[oceanfrontian]

okay so i think that ian will def won’t be thrilled about the divorce, but i think it’ll be more about zach than natalie tbh? i think that he feels like he’s already lost his chance with natalie since she’s with james + he told her he loved her and then never heard anything more from her so he’s thinking that that ship has sailed haha. 

but zach is ian’s best friend + he was probably best at the wedding and he def loved zach and kristen together and i feel like they hung out together a lot and he probably considered kristen a friend, too. 

anyway, ian kinda up and left after their wedding b/c of him telling natalie he loved her but getting nothing and he’s kinda been out of contact with most everyone in va beach since then (including zach). i think he would have heard about the divorce, but it probably came to him through like carrie or someone who didn’t know all the details and it would have seemed so out of the blue to ian b/c the last time he saw them, they were so happy, you know? 

so it’s kinda hard to say exactly how much ian knows about the details since we don’t have a zach, but i can see him actually calling him or something when he found that out and asking what happened, so he probably only has zach’s side of the story – still, i think ian is a less ~judgemental~ person than zach (s/o to big bro lex for being a good person and an asshole) and i can see where he’d still be willing to hear kristen’s side, too, if he ever ran into her again? especially if she was friends with him, too. 

also ian did just kinda up and left va beach w/o much notice and kinda lost contact w/ everyone (which isn’t really his style) and i don’t think he ever planned on coming back and now since he’s just there again, i feel like things are weird with a bunch of his friends and he’s not even sure he wants to rekindle his friendships b/c he is just here to sell his house and leave and i guess my point is, is that they are ~both probably kinda on the outs of their once mutual friend group??? 

[oceanfrontkristen]

Wow, I love this! They definitely both are on the outs of their friend group! Think that would actually bring them closer together?

Also, Ian and Liz are exes and Kristen is currently crashing at Liz’s super cool beach house/whatever. Kristen is not going to be a very good influence on Liz since she’s falling back into her own addictive habits (cue Elaine coming to the rescue), so depending on the state of Liz and Ian’s relationship now, he might have some beef with Kristen. Idk. Basically both Ian and Kristen are not exactly the most helpful people for Liz trying to get back on her feet. 

Atm Kristen is kind of like “fuck it” with her own romantic relationships. She knows she lied to Zach, but she’s also really pissed that he couldn’t accept her for who she is... an escaped convict and recovering addict. Idk if that kind of resembles Ian’s state-of-the-union with his love life re: Natalie and Liz and everything. 

If Ian has been gone for a while, I imagine that he really doesn’t know much of Kristen’s side, especially if he was always more Zach’s friend and Kristen just happened to be Mrs. Zach. Because we don’t have a Zach, I just imagine him laying low and not really talking to anyone--convenient since we literally can’t have convos with a Zach who isn’t taken yet. If we roll with that, maybe that means Ian has started talking to Kristen more in hopes of getting some information about Zach is doing. She’d be like “fuck if I know... thanks for asking about ME” and then a beautiful and weird friendships is spurred. 

I hope some of that made sense. I’m at Barnes and Noble and I have to pee, but I can’t leave my laptop alone. ~cool shades~

[oceanfrontkristen]

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ooc: owen/kristen

[oceanfrontowen]

Ooooh! I really like the idea of them meeting at the wedding tbh. I’m not 100% sure how he would have scored that invitation, but maybe he was someone’s plus 1? Oh! So gonna tag ( oceanfrontnatalie ) and maybe while Natalie and James weren’t dating yet, he was going to be her date? But then maybe he got sick or something, so Owen filled in? And then it was totally random that he showed up, like he wasn’t even on the guest list haha??? 

And I can def see him picking up on the ~vibe~ though (but also feeling v uncomfortable b/c he’s not usually friends with people a) that fast or b) like kristen) 

(HAHAHAHAH there are so many negative emotions in VA Beach and like no one wants to deal with them. It is known. ;D) 

OWEN IS SO HERE TO HEAR HER RANT THO especially if it’s a ~people are the worst~ type dealio b/c that’s basically his life motto (actually he thinks it is, but he also cares way more than he lets on/than he knows?? idk he’s weird) Also Owen isn’t a very talkative guy, but when he gets really drunk, i feel like he is?? And I feel like he drinks a lot when he’s with Georgie/Kristen (lol what do ppl call her anymore btw??) and I see giant rant!fests + way tooo much alcohol + possible drugs in their future = trouble yayyy 

[oceanfrontkristen]

That sounds like a fine way for him to get into the wedding! Owen Selznick: wedding crasher. If their relationship is mostly founded during times of substance abuse, she would probably have a really bizarre inside look at Owen’s life and Owen into Kristen’s. Like even though Owen and Kristen haven’t known each other that long and it’s not like they’re best friends, they get wasted together and that leads to a lot of intoxicated vulnerability on both of their parts. I love it! I wonder if Kristen has ever it slip some of the info from her old life... o_o Owen might know she was a prostitute at one point or that she’s been in prison. #drama

Ps. She still goes by Kristen, because that’s what everyone in V.A. calls her. Also Georgie Jones is a wanted felon/presumed dead, so it’s not exactly like she can go around exclaiming who she really is. 

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[oceanfrontkristen]

ooc: will/kristen

[oceanfrontwill]

AHHHHHH I’m soooo sorry I thought I texted you about that, already hahahah #facepalm  Ok, so I think, given when she arrived in VA Beach, sleeping with her was probs a rebound from either Leslie or Valerie.   So, it was probs either, like, March-ish 2011 or, like, June/July 2012, probs?  Do either of those dates work for you?

[oceanfrontkristen]

OH GOD! Can it please be a rebound from Leslie??? Because Max was totally a rebound from Will!!! #dead /dead ~dead

March 2011 sounds good to me. Do you think they were drunk? Kristen hadn’t met Zach yet let alone started dating him yet, so I’m good with anything. 

[oceanfrontkristen]

ooc: will/kristen

Putting this here since our texts may be overpowered by ODR things soon. “We also need to discuss when Kristen and Will slept together. His timeline re: sexy times seems more complicated than hers, so I’ll let you pitch the first date. “

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