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English-Swedish writer/editor. A quarter of a century old and still have a secret Tumblr. Hideous. I mostly reblog things I find funny. If you want personal posts, click: tidbits

[klara-marie]

Colin Bridgerton wants to dance with Penelope Featherington throughout the seasons:

Season 1

He asked and was rejected.

Season 2

He's not getting rejected this time, he simply says they're dancing.

Season 3

He's taking no prisoners, this is his girl, step away motherfuckers!

This might be my favorite parallel in the a Bridgerton universe!

[nicola-coughlan]

polin + tweets

[waltricia]

3x02 — How Bright the Moon

[thatonekimgirl]

These past few weeks have been full of confounding feelings. Feelings like a total inability to stop thinking about you. About that kiss. Feelings like dreaming of you when I'm asleep. And in fact preferring sleep because that is where I might find you. A feeling that is like torture. But one which I cannot, will not, do not want to give up.

Literally one hot carriage hookup and five minutes later:

[pukicho]

You're british? Ew. Blocked

Don't be afraid little lamb. I am a tried and true American. *tends to your wounds* you're safe. shhh shhh. you're safe now.

[fearmypotatoes-deactivated20240]

#the best proof that they’re American is that they think being American isn’t just as bad as being British

[porterr-robinson]

[snake-and-mouse]

Oh to be a little cat succumbing to sleepiness despite being curious about bird videos

[ockomnha]

I am kind yet so mean

Insanely arrogant yet cripplingly insecure

Chronically unobservant yet hyper focused

My youth is fading but I currently feel in the epoch of my beauty (except my weight)

I never understand the impact I make on people

But I am also imaginary to most people

I know I am incredibly confusing

And I’m too cryptic and veiled in too much irony and chaos to make any sense anyway

[ockomnha]

I am the densest person in the world

And I’d say more but I bet you still read this

[msboutofcontext]

[spacefinch]

This is honestly better advice than “if at first you don’t succeed, try try again.”

By all means try again. But do that after you figure out WHY you failed!

[vivienvalentino]

Now that we’re actually walking around Vienna,  it’s like we are all alone.

[sydneymack]

Bat Boys and Archeron Sisters - A Court of Thorns and Roses

Artist: @/shauna_the_author

[houseofwindbookshelf]

Nessian ⚔️🗡️🖤

cr: artbyemmilinne

[dirtgrubroy]

god ur so fucking weird *makes out with u*

[koko2unite]

lgbtq people are like "look at my babygirl!!!" and the babygirl is a middle-aged man who has gone through the horrors of life

[nicostiel]

#Queer Agony

[whiplash1-10]

The popularity of ships like Aziraphael/Crowley and Ed/Stede makes so much sense because it’s the classic good boy meets bad boy except this time the bad boy is also a good boy, the good boy is insane actually, and both boys are middle aged men

[thebootstrap-paradox]

Put them in a room with a couple of bottles of wine and see what they talk about