MONSTER ENTHUSIAST

Ock. 24. You can pry my typos from my cold dead hands. Header and icon by @coffeetwosugars

[ocktorok]

thanks for the chocolate

[arkhamknignt-archive]

everyone when logan was announced: whom in the fuck wants another wolverine movie.. 

wolverine: When I Die. Then You Will Realize.

[thegiantsquids]

self-care is slathering yourself in baby oil and sliding down the 7th lane in your local bowling alley so the mechanical pin setter will pick you up and take you to the forbidden place behind the bowling lanes where you can meet God but only on tuesdays

[lexical-libra]

The Signs as Contradictions

Aries: bold but soft - the delicate fighter

Taurus: loves you, but also loves them - the finicky sweetheart 

Gemini: outspoken but awkward - the extrovert that chokes

Cancer: emotional but strong - the angry cryer

Leo: generous but manipulative - the circumstantial giver

Virgo: introvert but outgoing - the shy kid with many friends

Libra: peace maker but rebellious - the adventurer that calls their parents

Scorpio: stoic but loving - the straight faced responder

Sagittarius: hardworking but lackadaisical - the determined procrastinator

Capricorn: shy but show offy - the outspoken introvert

Aquarius: silly but responsible - the straight A’d class clown

Pisces: free spirited but orderly - the goal oriented wanderer

[hestialied]

DO NOT KILL YOUR HEROES. You might need them, someday. You might walk into a room and find that comfort has left; that relief, that safety have slipped away when you weren’t looking, so what now? We shape ourselves cynics, but we are never as hard as we like to make others believe. No, the sharp edges go deeper, they slice open the vulnerable underneath all this steel, which is when you need to find a place to mend. Skepticism is dodging blows and saying that nothing will ever hurt again, not after this, but it’s also how you nurse a bruise from within your ribcage, how you keep it shut. Do not kill your heroes. They are human, too, and battered, and bruised, and ignorant in so many ways that it still makes you forget they aren’t gods. They are not gods, but you might need the faith, someday.

Life may still get to you (Larissa M.)

[awanqi]

commission for @owltrees ‘s characters luce and emeric, the patelier twins

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

me, sitting in my bed, in pjs: *is anxious*

me: wtf. why

[sketchinthoughts]

i think about this zebra on a daily basis

[ocktorok]

mystique, who is perfectly capable of controlling her very useful mutant power of shapeshifting: dont control your powers, you should embrace them~

scott summers, who is completely unable to control his significantly less useful mutant power of shooting lasers out of his face forever: yeah that's real fuckin neato

[nomen98]

[pomfrittas]

grumpy elf with his morning coffee

[oraclepng-deactivated20170521]

Imagine being like a college student or whatever in Gotham and like one day you turn on the news and your ex psychology professor is running around with a burlap sac over his head screaming bullshit like HAROO HRAA , like how do you cope with that

[akumeoy]

it’s like that sometimes

[cchangart]

[theleastofgodsdaughters]

The X-men have a weird relationship with Magneto ‘cause he’s their arch nemesis but at the same time he’s also their gay,Jewish grandpa 

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

NEW GENDER: SURVIVE

[remington-zero]

the right hand of the divine

in which the divine could probably win thedas arm wrestling championship 9:41 dragon

[sagefic-deactivated20190626]

Pretty much this..

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

i want to hollow out a fresh baguette and lay in it for a week