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FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis
guacamole is an incredible food and no other opinion will be tolerated
olives to death sentence immediately
mango i have no opinion on
hummus is gross minus when eaten with carrots
TOMATOES LOML
i am unable to form an opinion on.cannolis at this moment in time
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im making this into a tag game i need to know
@auntiejohn @urmumsfan @sweetnnaivete @binibby @haeerizm @portalkittysilly
ty for the tagg
ive never tried guacamole but it looks good?? if the texture isnt lumpy 😛
id actually get thrown on the streets if i said i didnt like olives…
MANGO IS SO GOOD love love love
hummus is whatever idk its mid
depends on the tomato some r gross and some are decent
whats a cannoli 😟
npt: @viqwxcs @urmumsfan @auntiejohn @rainenraspberries @mysummerchild @catchmeonyourceiling @m4gz-png @maybxlle @binibby @thisfrogueisonfire @doegirldaydreamer @billiebrina
i’ve never tried guacamole (i should tho cause i love avocado)
i love green olives but the black ones just taste weird idk
mango mmmm not my fav but i don’t really care tbh
never tried hummus either
I LOVE TOMATOES. PERIOD.
ok so i had no idea what cannolis were but i searched it and now i wanna try them, someone give me cannolis pls
npt: @mysummerchild @jjsblueberry @whoo0sh @catacombspooks @sarastellasari @soft-likethesunset
ahhh tysm for the tag!!!
anyway i LOVE guacamole it’s so so yummy authentic or not + i heart avocados sooo
olives loml frrr especially black spanish ones they’re the best fr 👌
mango best fruit i love mango sm
hummus is gross get out 👎👎👎
tomatoes are great!!! mostly in salads or dishes though you won’t catch me just taking a bite out of a whole tomato
cannolis are usually pretty yum but it depends on the filling some ive tried are also overly sweet which kinda ruins it idk
tags!! sorry if i missed anyone:
@matildaelsiee @inmyheaddd @x3nafix @mrsarnold @je-suis-indesicive @aezuria
guacamole is so goated but only with mexican food (and chips)
olives r ok dont rlly have any thoughts about them
mangos are sooooooooo yummy i love anything mango
Hummus is yummy i love it i js dont have it often
tomatos r good!
I think ive had a cannoli like once or twice in my life so i dont rlly have any thoughts abt them so yeah. But i assume theyre good
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i have never eaten guacamole
olives r goated i love them. i eat them after sweets or to get a strong taste way
mangos r horrible. i hate mangos, their texture just drives me up the wall and their taste is horrid.
i have never eaten hummus and dont know what it is
tomates r ok ig but only when they’re in tiger chips & as a sauce
i have never eaten cannoli nd i dont know what it is
can u guys tell im a picky eater lol
npt :: @etherealrin @kenyuukissme @nensi + anyone else ^^
OHOHO TYY OHAGI I WAS IN NEED OF ENTERTAINMENT 😈
Well ive never eaten guacamole so i don’t have opinion on it
I DO NOT like olives nuh uh
I actually loooove mangos delicious 10/10
Never eaten hummus but i saw it once and it looks disgusting 😭
I like tomatoes, nothing more to say about them
Annnd what the flip is cannoli???
Gng pls i need yalls opinion jsjsjs
@crystxlseesu @shoudakii @mims-bshelf @dimsumo +anyone else rlly
LOVE GUACAMOLE 10/10 will fight for it
olives are okay, but not something i like to eat often. Mostly i like them pickled/confit 7/10
Coming from a tropical island, i overdose on mangoes always. Nothing else to be said. 20/10
I like tomatoes in omelettes, but otherwise they’re kind of meh
unfortunately i haven’t had hummus or cannoli before so i can’t really give an opinion on them :(
@p1z-d0n7jud6em3 @captainshindo
Never tried guac, not planning on trying it either
I’m cool with olives??? I love them on pizzas but I’ve never eaten them like that before 🧍🏻♀️
I LOVE MANGOOOO 🗣️🙏🏻‼️1000/10 would eat millions of them if I could
Idk what a hummus is LMFAOO
I’ve tried cannoli at prom like 3 years ago. It was sauuur good it was the only good food they served us lol
@eclipixels @t3chn0chan @kyovy @lotusstarr
guac; had it once, no proper opinions on it… it’s okay!
LOVE OLIVES!!! yum…
fuck mango, that shit genuinely makes me hate that I have taste buds.
hummus is yummy, i eat it often!
don’t even know the last one…
I like guacamole a lot it’s amazing I could eat it by itself
olives are okay!!! I prefer them on stuff but don’t love them I’d rather not eat them
I like mango a lot!!!
I absolutely love hummus it’s great with pretzels!!
cannolis are good!! I’ve only had them once or twice tho
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Behold! A fandom iceberg for Dirkjake made by yours truly!! Let me know how far you can go!
DIRKJAKE FANDOM ICEBERG EXPLAINED (REALLY LONG)
Tier one:
zan0tix, repliiku, guilealopecoid, and ikimaru are all notable artists in the dirjake community currently as of making this post. zan0tix and repliiku are wellknown for their more traditionally romantic and sweet dirkjake artworks, guilealopecoid is known for their smart and fascinating take on dirkjake using tyler the creators album, igor, as well as their animatics, available to be watched on twitter.
ikimaru is an exception here, as ikimaru was a big part of the fandom in its early years up until 2017 drawing dirkjake, to the point theyre known mainstream as being THE dirkjake artist. Recently, they did a print for requiem cafe for the homestuck anniversary. Pumpkin patch is another word for the pairing of dirk and jake, from a conversation between Dirk and Caliborn over Caliborn requesting art of Dirk and his friends from Dirk. Caliborn asks Dirk to draw pairings of him and his friends, but when asked why he doesnt request one of Dirk x Jake, he comments that orange and green dont look go well together.
Brograndpa: Self explanatory. The beta earth ship of Dirk and Jake, involving grandpa harley and bro strider.
Postcanon breakup: refers to the status of relationship in both the epilogues and homestuck two, where in both candy and meat, their relationship fails.
Dirkjake big bang: Dirkjake big bang was a project started by rads tomatograter in 2020 that takes place during one week of the year where fanartists and writers are paired to create illustrations and stories about dirkjake. There is also a list of prompts given out too for that specific week for any artists or writers not in the big bang but still wanting to participate. You can find out more from @dirkjakeweekly.
Tier two:
Tomatograter: Head of dirkjake fandom from iirc 2019-2021. Made really good art and meta posts, definitely check their stuff out. His analysis of Dirkjake vrisrezi parallels is fascinating, and he contributed a lot to Dirkjake as a fandom through his meta takes and perception of Dirkjake post canon. Really pioneered a lot of great stuff like the dirkjake big bang mentioned earlier.
Artreactor: Notable and prominent Dirkjake writer on ao3. Has been here since the very beginning, and is responsible for some of the titles here such as shag, emotionally devastate, and calvariae,which i DEFINITELY recommend you reading, simply because the level of understanding they have of Dirk and Jakes nuances is phenomenal. Their works are usually the first break into Dirkjake ao3.
Borzoilover69: The dirkjake cannibalism guy. Joined in 2023 after reading homestuck in 2022, and revived the fandom from its dead state after rads left. Represented by a borzoi. Current CEO of dirkjake. Is involved in a small handful of the other stuff like basically everything in the lowest tier, and some of the other stuff here. Keeps an archive of the majority of Dirkjake artwork produced in a server.
Dirk and Jake never talk on screen: Dirk and Jake do not have a single exchange on screen in the entirety of homestuck. Any exchange them is between Jake and BGD, a memory, an autoresponder, or with Jake ghosting Dirk. Whenever they appear in the same space together, there is no dialogue shown. A symbolic interpretation of their inability to communicate.
Ohmeiios: Another notable dirkjake artist, responsible for a range of funny comics like the dirkjake explosion one, and other dirk and jake arts.
Dirkjakedaily: A twitter daily account run by borzoilover69 in collaboration with a small list of artists such as galaxicpeach, mememaku, waspikk, ohmeiios, 0PWHH, and vintagegamebro to put out dirkjake art. It was also part gimmick account, with Dirk and Jake intermittently bickering at each other through the account and framing the entire thing as a business venture they both invested in and had artists working on to make art. Deactivated in february.
The kiss animation: Refers to this animation by toastyglow
Cannibalism agenda: Cannibalism agenda is the name jokingly given by borzoilover69 for borzois endorsement and support of cannibalism and other symbolic forms of nontraditional love being displayed in Dirkjake artwork by fanartists and writers alike. Originally started in 2023 after this post borzoi also made a post on dirkjakedaily twitter encouraging artists to engage in less traditional interpretations of love (exact wording: DIRKJAKERS I WANT MORE VIOLENCE AND BLOOD THIS YEAR.(at least i think so)), cannibalism and violence has become a lot more common in Dirkjake media after this tweet and post.
Tier three:
Hs2 dirkjohn switchup: After homestuck two and the epilogues were dropped, a large majority of the homestuck fandom switched from shipping Dirkjake to Dirkjohn, deeming Dirk and Jake too toxic and problematic to ship together. A large majority of Dirkjake artists also left due to being upset with how Dirkjake were handled in this content. Dirkjohn Dirkjake beef: 98% of Dirkjakers hate Dirkjohn with a passion, due to the incorrect and very.. fanon heavy take on Dirk and John presented by Dirkjohnners. Somewhere, theres a distant au where Dirkjake and dirkjohn fandom have sonas and they beat each other up. Beef runs deeper than crows and owls. "any dirkjake fan joining after rads tomatograter cant cook.. all they know is cannibalism, violence as a form of love, bpd, be aroacespec, hate dirkjohn, and lie." - borzoilover69
Calvariae, and shag emotionally devastate: both phenomenal dirkjake fics written by tony artreactor, guranteed to leave you staring into the sunset like coming out of a really good movie. You can read calvariae here, and shag, emotionally devastate here.
Date | Octopimp, refers to this comic dub done by octopimp over this comic created by hubedihubbe. You can watch it here.
Optimistic duelist video essays: Optimistic Duelist aka Taz is a homestuck youtuber specialising in essays about homestuck, its lore, its characters, and its aspects. Specifically I am talking about his Jake English video essay series and his Dirkjake video essay about Dirkjake and the light aspect. These are both phenomenal video essays i cannot recommend enough for anyone wishihng to gain an easy to digest and interesting viewpoint on Dirkjake and Jake English.
aloesirm: a homestuck artist that was active in 2020 and 2021, specialised in dirkjake, davekat, and postcanon art. Attached are some of their art. The rest can be found on their twitter account after a bit of scrolling.
0pacifica: Opacifica is a meta writer that posted Tailspinning into the Epilogues with Dirkjake, one of the most highly recommended Dirkjake series (warning, however, it gets real), and Classpect meta with an interesting outlook on classes as a whole and their roles. Funnily enough, read the epilogues first before actually reading homestuck and gave a really solid feedback on it that I definitely recommend reading.
cityinthesea and myfriendthefrog: both prominent dirkjake artists in the early 2000s that deactivated after facing harassment. Both were juggernauts of the dirkjake fandom, with cityinthesea being involved with the homestuck tarot deck, a visual novel, and collaboration with fic authors, and my-friend-the-frog for their aus such as blind dirk and zombiestuck, as well as the brobot and jake comic, and other fluff works. All of their art has been rendered lost media, archived by borzoilover69 in the cannibal yaoi dirkjake gallery.
END OF TIER THREE. END OF PART ONE.
> Part two ( WIP)
DIRKJAKE FANDOM ICEBERG EXPLAINED (PART TWO ELECTRIC BOOGALOO) (STILL REALLY LONG) (COMPLETED)
Tier four
appliedjuice: appliedjuice was a homestuck artist active during 2021 and 2022. This artist is on here because during 2021 and 2022, there was significant stagnation in the artist sphere of Dirkjake. Appliedjuice was one of the dirkjakers continuing to post dirkjake art and other homestuck art during that time. (Was also one of my first dirkjake artists i liked so that too.) Appliedjuice in that respect could be seen as the head of dirkjake in that period of time after tomatograter.
Two trucks tuesday: Two trucks tuesday refers to a mmd created using models of Dirk and Jake to the music "two trucks" by Lemon Demon. It was created in 2019 by twitter user plazynoodles, and would become a recurring trend with a designated twitter bot tweeting out the mmd every tuesday. It was briefly revived in 2023 by borzoilover69, where the video is still available on his page, but has been dropped again.
Bones of black marrow: Bones of black marrow is an EXTREMELY NSFW dirkjake fic spanning multiple chapters and being commended for its creative use of HTML and CSS to give an interactive and interesting story. It revolves around Dirk Strider and a strange demon he summons called Jake. Should be warned it is anything but vanilla and fluffy. There is cannibalism. There is demons. There is jakecest in there somewhere. Anyways.
"I can give you a boner" refers to a comic created by tumblr and deviantart user thejotaku in 2012, viewable here. Its a cult classic.
Integuement refers to a fic by drew lifevoids, covering Dirk and Jake in a non sburb au where Dirk and Jake are coworkers. Somewhere in there, Dirk breaks into a house. Jake eats a deer. Its like babies first gateway into "Jake is a bit of a weirdo." Really good fic, if less known.
Pistol pony rodeo: Pistol pony rodeo refers to one of the first ship names given to Dirkjake by the early fandom. It has largely been phased out in favour of Dirkjake or Pumpkin Patch.
Tomatograter Twitter drama: tomatograter was involved in a number of discourse over headcanons and the like on twitter, and took a rather aggressive stance towards anyone who disagreed on his version of canon. Specifically a lot of drama was over Vriska and June Egbert specifically. I'm not qualified to go into all of the dumb somersaults surrounding that entire cup of tea, so if you know, you know.
Dirkjake explosion drama: Dirkjake explosion drama refers to a situation that happened at the end of pride month 2023 over this comic by ohmeiios. Optimisticduelist did not take positively to this comic, claiming it was morally disgusting and later publishing a thread calling out borzoilover69 and ohmeiios claiming they were making fun of Dirks suicidal tendencies and calling for their deplatformation amongst other things. While the initial response to this post was initially lukewarm with members of the homestuck community seeking to educate and settle it passively, it soon snowballed and became a situation where people were actively going out of their way to be cruel and bickering on both sides resulting in optimisticDuelist having an episode that only served to fuel harassment and vindictiveness. This was later resolved quietly between both parties. Please do NOT harass anyone involved.
Cannibal yaoi gallery: Cannibal yaoi gallery refers to a server started by borzoilover69 to archive all Dirkjake art borzoi found. It was later opened to borzois respective group and then to followers of borzoi, and stands at an impressive 3000 pieces of dirkjake media including hard to find and lost media from the early 2000s of the ship, all credited and updated.
Tier five
Space_potatoz was a twitter homestuck artist active from 2019-2021, and specialised in dirkjake, davekat, and post-game content.
Venusian_eye was one of the first notable fanfic writers for dirkjake especially their fic a thousand years which concepted brainghost dirk before brainghost dirk was even revealed. Their account is now gone and most of their fics are lost media however a few remain some of which i found on this post.
Dacadaca was a popular dirkjake artist who joined the fandom in 2012 and was active until around 2016 with sporadic posts in 2018, and was part of the dirkjake sect comprised of popular dirkjakes during that period ( a few higher or lower on the iceberg)
callmearcturus was a prominent fanfic writer with an extensive catalogue of dirkjake fics spanning years who now specialises in davekat fanfics. You can check their stuff out here
james roach dirkjake track refers to a deleted track james roach made themed around dirkjake. It is considered lost media. The track was named, "what im saying is, its going to be a scene" with track art by averyniceprince and you can find evidence of it here
jake english and the secret of the soul is a text based adventure released by tumblr user dirkar (now deactivated) centered around jake trying to find objects in the rich princ edirks manor. you can play it here. (goodluck, from what ive heard its quite hard)
upgrade is a semi-popular dirkjake fic based around the movie of the same name.
zombiestuck is a lost media homestuck au created by myfriendthefrog in which the homestuck kids are stuck in a post-apocalypse.While the beta kids fair well, Jake gets infected by the virus from a bite to his arm and has it severed by Dirk in a vain effort to save him, however this leaves him weak and without medical supplies he turns. From waht ive gathered theres three different outcomes, one where they kill jake outright by blowing his head off, one where dirk keeps him in a vain effort to try and cure and save him ( from comics by cicadadream and ket3, both deactivated)
kfin3 weddingstuck comic refers to a comic where dirk and jake gets married ( now considered lost media, due to the fact the user is deleted)
TIER SIX
Majority of the names on this bottom tier is from decactivated dirkjake fanartists who were prominent at one point or another in dirkjake fandom history before deleting their blogs and most of their presence off the internet, excepting mrharrisonford. ket3 and alubenket are the same person.
Head over heels is a fic by space_gays_that_arent_in_space infamous for the fact it is the lobotomy fic where dirk tries to perform a lobotomy on himself. (Dirkjake is there too itss unhealthy). You may know them from their wifes recent endeavour with the tumblr blog limplegsakimbo which was a semi-arg centered around bro strider and ended on 4/13 of 2024 with the message "draw more brograndpa yaoi".
Dirkjake early fanon harassment refers to the pattern of early dirkjake artists to make dirk exceedingly pushy and confident bordering on harasment while making jake more shy and withdrawn.
TIER SEVEN
Ill keep it brief. The divorce jury gang is a small groupchat of fanfic writers and artists in the dirkjake community that were active around 2023-2024 where theyd cook up stuff.
The other two items are self-explanatory, ish. Theyre certainly on the more taboo side of the spectrum and i think its best to just leave them alone. If you know you know if you dont you dont. The unmentionable cannibalism fic is unmentionable for a reason however it is out there. That i know.
Thanks for reading this far. Quite a rollerocoaster. Ill update this with a link to an imgur archive of the artists in tier six who all deleted or deactivated with their works when i feel up to it. Shoutout to that one anon for asking me to get to it. Congrats on reaching the bottom!
Behold! A fandom iceberg for Dirkjake made by yours truly!! Let me know how far you can go!
WHY IS THE PISTOL PONY RODEO SO FUNNY TO ME?????
ALPHA KIDS: Draw your best friends!
DIRK: I'd say I'm better at one on one character interaction work of the more intimate variety, but I think this piece came together nicely. DIRK: Fun for the whole family style wholesomeness, any motherfucker in the radius of a screen displaying this image will instantly get hit with a sore case of heartburn and their tear ducts will clock in overtime at the weeping factory.
ROXY: im so proud of these i think these are my best designs yet :3 but omg dirk callie and jake were SOOO peculiar about their damn designs over my shoulder. jake wanted me to clarify that even in pink pen form his little guy is BLUE. so there. sigh this is the one occasion they could take notes from janey.. JUST LET LE ARTIST WORK!
JANE: Boy! I don't draw often but I always was fond of calligraphy growing up. I was kind of inspired by all of the other's works, but especially Calliope's swirls she puts in her art. It's very fun to add!
JAKE: Im not quite the best with posing, but i find the head very fun to study! Especially skulls.. so good ole calliope makes for the perfect muse! (hehe)
CALLIOPE: i realized i hadn't ever made a piece with Us in the same place at once. u_u CALLIOPE: bUt since it's reality now here's all of Us together, United at last! ^u^
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day 53 - the what.
can we see the scourge sisters please...
More like Scourge Spouses
wtf I’m so tired hrlp me itz 1 am ignore my crappy spelling in 2 lazy to fixbit
little joyn egnert wip or whatever he jz so goofy i have to draw the rest of him soon and fix it up