Monterey Bay Aquarium
shark vs the universe
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Keni
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TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
RMH
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almost home
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
oozey mess
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Cosimo Galluzzi
noise dept.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Mike Driver
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The Bowery Presents
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Need Help Finding a Markwardo Fic
Hey ya'll, I have been trying to find the Markwardo Fics "These Things Get Louder" and the sequel "Almost, Finally, Finally" but the pages on LiveJournal no longer are public. (Typical sad story)
Does anyone happen to have these fics saved or downloaded and would be able to share them with me?
i love this destiel news i have zero investment in supernatural but you dont have big fandoms like this anymore. literally everyone on social media knows what youre talking about when you talk about it. this is the first time in so long ive seen the entire internet collectively lose its gourd over something that wasnt horrific tragedy and existentially horrific news. feels really good.Ā
2020 US Presidential Election: Veep edition + bonus:
Lisa Simpson at Stuff-n-Hug
This really says a LOT
simpsons is so next level
she came for his fucking life, jesus christ
general perception of remus lupin: wise and calm; the voice of reason; reasonable and never impulsive; the rational marauderĀ
actual canon remus lupin: pretends not to notice his friends breaking a million rules even though heās a prefect; uses snape in drag as his very first lesson, ready to fucking just. straight up murder a person bc of betrayal; gives a 13 year old kid a map that he could easily get into serious trouble with; shit talks umbridge behind her back; spends pretty much an entire book chilling underground with shady werewolves; knocks up his wife in the middle of a war and then tries to run away; 0-100 real quick; has absolutely no chill whatsoever; is a fucking disaster of a human being
iām so done with the way girls in twenties are treated. iām so done with people who literally create timetable for us. 20- 24 Ā find a guy, 24-26 make him propose to you, 27-29 get married. iām so done. iām do not want to get 2 a.m texts from my best friend who is freaking out that she is gonna die alone. i do not want see my 20 years old friend wasting her time on some guys who are not even interested in her. i do not want see us falling for every nice guy who does not look creepy. i do not want to see girls get sad or paranoid just bcos they do not fill in theĀ schedule.Ā you are ok. you should enjoy your life at its fullest and one day you will find 10/10 so do not pursue 6 just because you do not want to be single. it is ok and one day you will find someone. do not split your love with people who does not deserve it. keep it for yourself and when time will come you will know. i know it hurts. i know you wish u could just open part of yourself and release the buzzing love. but not every kind of love is romantic. show it to your family, friends, plants, yourself.
Not a real criticism, just an expansion really, but ā¦ Ā itās not just the timetables we need to get away from, but the goal itself, I think. Ā āOne day you will find someone,ā sounds comforting, but the reason it doesnāt lay fears to rest is because we are all smart enough to know itās not necessarily true.
My aunt is over sixty, never married, and never, so far as I am aware, ever even had a great romance. Ā She dated a lot, but never clicked and now seems to have given up. Ā My mentor is over seventy, divorced her asshole husband more than half her life ago and has never found anyone since.
We all know women (and men) like these. Ā And because we know them, we know thatĀ āone day you will find someone,ā is just ā¦ hogwash. Ā Because sometimes you just ā¦ donāt. Ā Or sometimes you do, but he turns out to be a cad. Ā Or you do and the universe rips you apart in the most unfair way possible. Ā And because society has us so fixated on findingĀ āour other halfā or whatever, we view these women as cautionary tales.
But ā¦Ā
My aunt trains dogs. Ā Her schipperke is the national champion for his breed. Ā She spent so much of her life as a librarian, nurturing the love of books in kids, myself among them. Ā I ride horses because of her, and itās one of the very few things I do that makes my soul feel at peace.
My mentor is one of the best criminal defense attorneys in her state. Ā She has devoted her life to fighting to ensure that everyoneĀ gets a vigorous defense. Ā Because of her countless people have had the opportunity to turn their lives around. Ā Because of her, theyāve hadĀ a life to turn around. Ā Because of her, the prosecution and the police in her jurisdiction are forced to behave ethically and adhere to the rule of law. Ā Sheās still, even now fighting to abolish the death penalty. Ā Itās because of her that I am pursuing the life I am.
These womenās lives are not nothing. Ā In fact they are a whole lot of something, and it makes my heart hurt that I ever, in my dark 3 amās, thought of their lives as something to be avoided at all costs.
So love your family, your friends, your pets, your gardens. Ā Love your job or your hobby or your raison dā etre, whatever it is. Ā Love sunsets and the smell of rain and yourself, and donāt love these as something to do as a placeholder until the buzzing, romantic love comes, but love these as things worth loving all in themselves.
Itās fucking hard some days. Ā The dark 3 amās still come sometimes. Ā But most days, I am so much more at peace knowing that I am not incomplete or waiting, but that my life, if it ended today, is worth it because of the platonic, familial, friendship love I have shared. Ā And if the other kind does come someday, thatāll be nice, but it wonāt make any of the others less. Ā Itāll just be caramel sauce on a sundaeātasty and wonderful, but the sundae was perfect without it too.
Low key ship Erlich/Monica, thereās potential for a fun and fascinating ship in and out of canon.
Remember when Netflix and Tumblr didnāt exist and you read like 10 books a week? Good times.
not to be too millennial but
no money
no house
just avocado
does anyone else get stressed out about the wizarding world advancing and not knowing about it? Harry Potter took place in the 90ās and its 2015 now. Whatās the best model broom? Who won the World Cup? Are the Weird Sisters considered classic for this era or are they just a forgotten fad? I need to know these things.
I donāt know who used my email as their parent email but this is the funniest thing thatās happened to me all week
Discipline your child
apparently I can change the password on the account but Iām wondering if thatās too evil š©š
*hacker voice* im in
for those curious the new password isĀ ādontsayfuckāĀ
lmaooo okay now this is just getting wild tell me why this kid made a new account and STILL used my email as their parent email like what is happening my son is out of control
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I'd very much like to punch a feminist.
Iād never, ever hurt a lady but Iād be happy to punch a feminist. Itād bring me great joy.
Iām 6ā2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if youād like to have some more optionsā¦.
Iām 6ā4ā 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking forĀ variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
im tiny, iām like 5ā²4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too
Reblogging for the last one cuz thatās adorable
SO PROUD
The Fantastic 4 we deserve
OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS
We will all protect the small one.
[ā¦] and I meant every single word I said that day. You are the absolute love of my life, Lena Elizabeth Adams Fosterā¦and nothing will ever ever ever ever ever change that.
parks and rec, brooklyn 99 and the office aka the Holy Trinity
hey remember when jane austen, a woman, referred to a character named richard as havingĀ ānever done anything to entitle himself to more than the abbreviation of his nameā in 1817. yeah me too.
