“I’ve been at the receiving end of your pathetic attempt at a right hook too many times to disagree. It’s funny, cause I always thought you were more a badger than a snake. Perhaps the sorting hat does make mistakes.”Â
“My punch is perfectly satisfactory. I’ve just done you a mercy. I don’t want to completely ruin your looks; you’d be pretty useless without them, honestly. And there was no mistake. Every Yaxley has been a Slytherin. Some snakes are just better at slithering than biting.”







