[grease reference]

so swears the unworthy thor. wade was here kiss kiss :^

[sophie531896273240810891]

idk why ppl are always knocking on short boys like wheres my manlet bf

[sophie531896273240810891]

[odamson]

IT’S TIME TO SPEND THE NEXT SEVERAL HOURS HANDCRAFTING A CROWN FIT TO REST UPON MY BROW.

[thebootydiaries]

“They’re like, 12”

— — The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via guy)

[odamson]

SEND ME HI-CHEWS IN EXCHANGE FOR GREETINGS.

[odamson]

MANGO OR APPLE FLAVOR PREFERRED.

[odamson]

SEND ME HI-CHEWS IN EXCHANGE FOR GREETINGS.

[best-of-turnblr]

dont joke about murder i was murdered once and it offends me

[odamson]

🤭

[odamson]

SPEAK TO ME. 

[odamson]

I AM A FREE MAN.

[odamson]

:)

[zechv]

*my mom calls ur mom* hi i just called to tell you that your son didnt reblog my sons selfie? um no lorraine. you listen here, if you want to come to my tupperware party you better get your son in check. also your blueberry cobbler should not have won the state fair competition. goodbye lorraine.

[hillaryclinton-deactivated20241]

RAW ME

(run away with me)

[odamson]

@yosoystark

IS IT A LIE? MY PHONE TELLS ME YOU READ MY TEXT BUT NEVER REPLIED IN MARCH OF 2019.

[odamson]

BEFRIEND HIM AND JOIN OUR RANKS IN NEVER GETTING REPLIES.

[pussylipgloss]

ok i’ll say it …….i need affection ….ok damn

[yosoystark]

It's a good thing I don't have friends.

[odamson]

YEAH BECAUSE YOU LEAVE US ALL ON READ.

[yosoystark]

Who are you again?

[odamson]

THE MAN ABOUT TO SUE YOU FOR WASTING HIS TIME.

[yosoystark]

Damn. That sucks. Wish I knew who that was.

[odamson]

YOU’LL KNOW.

[yosoystark]

It's a good thing I don't have friends.

[odamson]

YEAH BECAUSE YOU LEAVE US ALL ON READ.

[yosoystark]

Who are you again?

[odamson]

THE MAN ABOUT TO SUE YOU FOR WASTING HIS TIME.