The Animated Armor

The animated armor on wizard island!

[odd-animated-armor]

Hi! I’m Azazel Oricalcum, the wizard island’s resedent forge person!

[I’m the writer/ooc voice, J. Italics are action, red text is my cursed friend the cursed, beyond that it varies -J]

[odd-animated-armor]

*mistakingly puts on the poor armor* nrrrrrg... this is stupid-

Is asleep, so doesn’t notice

You hand can’t get into one of the gauntlets, as there’s something inside

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*checking it*

[odd-animated-armor]

The gauntlets go off, each of the fingers firing like a gun

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Awesome!

[odd-animated-armor]

Wha????

[wasteland-squog-baby]

...who just said that-

[odd-animated-armor]

Rattles ominously on you

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Ohh your alive... cool, btw your comfy as fuck.

[odd-animated-armor]

Please take me off

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*ohh damn he's stuck* YOU MESSING WITH ME?!

[odd-animated-armor]

YOU’RE THE ONE WHO PUT ME ON WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!

[wasteland-squog-baby]

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ALIVE... wait...I have an idea to get free... but you won't like it..see all the joint gaps?

[odd-animated-armor]

…..

Yes?……

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*slowly cutting his body free... ignoring how much blood he loses as a result* there...

[odd-animated-armor]

The armor lays in pieces on the floor

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*his vessel was starting to bleed out* hah...I...ohh god is it getting cold... hopefully this time...it's...not 3... thousand...years... *Dropping onto his back*

[odd-animated-armor]

Melts

Slowly pulls self back together

Pulls out a small square of metal, and The Anchor

Let’s test a healing plate!

[wasteland-squog-baby]

I was... just gonna find a new vessel... but sure, let's go with what you intend.*Reverse curse technique!*

[odd-animated-armor]

blasts you with healing magic from the plate as The Anchor starts glowing

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*even though it's blocked in a shroud of hateful energy...his scars seem to be healing at an alarming speed* AHHHhhhhh...yeap...call me old fashioned... but that feeling never gets old...

[odd-animated-armor]

Now that that’s out of the way, who are you, and where am I?

[wasteland-squog-baby]

You may call me by my title before you ever get my name... gotta earn that... for I..am the lord of blades!

[odd-animated-armor]

……..

Well then blade lord, where am I?

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Northwest district of the island... wait... do you even know who I am besides the title I just gave? *Signs of annoyance... he's clearly awaiting a response... energy feeling ancient*

[odd-animated-armor]

No, but that is mostly because I am still fairly young, and that was before my sleep.

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*ohh angy boi* NRRRRRGAAAHH!! WHY CAN'T YOU MISERABLE, NEWFANGLED BRATS KEEP A LEGEND GOING FOR A FEW THOUSAND TIMES, MY NAME WAS FEARED THROUGHOUT THE WORLD! AND YOUUUU FUCKS MANAGED TO FORGET THAT IN 3/10THS OF THE TIME IT WAS?!!?!?! *obviously has serious anger issues*

[odd-animated-armor]

So you expect someone, who at this point is an artificer and a blacksmith more than a wizard to know legends??? I barely remember what day of the week it is!

[wasteland-squog-baby]

... still wanna be remembered on my 3,004th birthday...jeez-

[odd-animated-armor]

And that’s fair! But immortality is a pain, especially because people who remember you die out!

Anyway, happy birthday!

Want a sword?

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Thank you, finally some acknowledgement... but...see that massive city below us...*clearly about to do something to... aggressively remind the world of his return*

[odd-animated-armor]

I would ask that you don’t, though.

[wasteland-squog-baby]

...

*oh he boutta*

[odd-animated-armor]

Nope!

Hooks you with the anchor and drags you backwards from the edge

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*it was simply sent back...bits...cut out of it... slowly raising his arm up, about to flick something by the looks of it*

[odd-animated-armor]

Man, notching The Anchor? Plan b then.

Time to test the limits of The Anchor

GRAVITY SHIFT

Gravity starts pulling you towards the center of the island

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*barely moving, until...a massive, sadistic smile, finally flicking...an attack*

BLEND!

*the entire town, shredded into nothing but red stained rubble in a single move* hehehehe... hahahahahahahaha....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[odd-animated-armor]

……

Rewind

Time flows backwards, until the town is unblended

[odd-animated-armor]

*mistakingly puts on the poor armor* nrrrrrg... this is stupid-

Is asleep, so doesn’t notice

You hand can’t get into one of the gauntlets, as there’s something inside

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*checking it*

[odd-animated-armor]

The gauntlets go off, each of the fingers firing like a gun

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Awesome!

[odd-animated-armor]

Wha????

[wasteland-squog-baby]

...who just said that-

[odd-animated-armor]

Rattles ominously on you

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Ohh your alive... cool, btw your comfy as fuck.

[odd-animated-armor]

Please take me off

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*ohh damn he's stuck* YOU MESSING WITH ME?!

[odd-animated-armor]

YOU’RE THE ONE WHO PUT ME ON WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!

[wasteland-squog-baby]

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ALIVE... wait...I have an idea to get free... but you won't like it..see all the joint gaps?

[odd-animated-armor]

…..

Yes?……

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*slowly cutting his body free... ignoring how much blood he loses as a result* there...

[odd-animated-armor]

The armor lays in pieces on the floor

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*his vessel was starting to bleed out* hah...I...ohh god is it getting cold... hopefully this time...it's...not 3... thousand...years... *Dropping onto his back*

[odd-animated-armor]

Melts

Slowly pulls self back together

Pulls out a small square of metal, and The Anchor

Let’s test a healing plate!

[wasteland-squog-baby]

I was... just gonna find a new vessel... but sure, let's go with what you intend.*Reverse curse technique!*

[odd-animated-armor]

blasts you with healing magic from the plate as The Anchor starts glowing

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*even though it's blocked in a shroud of hateful energy...his scars seem to be healing at an alarming speed* AHHHhhhhh...yeap...call me old fashioned... but that feeling never gets old...

[odd-animated-armor]

Now that that’s out of the way, who are you, and where am I?

[wasteland-squog-baby]

You may call me by my title before you ever get my name... gotta earn that... for I..am the lord of blades!

[odd-animated-armor]

……..

Well then blade lord, where am I?

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Northwest district of the island... wait... do you even know who I am besides the title I just gave? *Signs of annoyance... he's clearly awaiting a response... energy feeling ancient*

[odd-animated-armor]

No, but that is mostly because I am still fairly young, and that was before my sleep.

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*ohh angy boi* NRRRRRGAAAHH!! WHY CAN'T YOU MISERABLE, NEWFANGLED BRATS KEEP A LEGEND GOING FOR A FEW THOUSAND TIMES, MY NAME WAS FEARED THROUGHOUT THE WORLD! AND YOUUUU FUCKS MANAGED TO FORGET THAT IN 3/10THS OF THE TIME IT WAS?!!?!?! *obviously has serious anger issues*

[odd-animated-armor]

So you expect someone, who at this point is an artificer and a blacksmith more than a wizard to know legends??? I barely remember what day of the week it is!

[wasteland-squog-baby]

... still wanna be remembered on my 3,004th birthday...jeez-

[odd-animated-armor]

And that’s fair! But immortality is a pain, especially because people who remember you die out!

Anyway, happy birthday!

Want a sword?

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Thank you, finally some acknowledgement... but...see that massive city below us...*clearly about to do something to... aggressively remind the world of his return*

[odd-animated-armor]

I would ask that you don’t, though.

[wasteland-squog-baby]

...

*oh he boutta*

[odd-animated-armor]

Nope!

Hooks you with the anchor and drags you backwards from the edge

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*it was simply sent back...bits...cut out of it... slowly raising his arm up, about to flick something by the looks of it*

[odd-animated-armor]

Man, notching The Anchor? Plan b then.

Time to test the limits of The Anchor

GRAVITY SHIFT

Gravity starts pulling you towards the center of the island

[odd-animated-armor]

*mistakingly puts on the poor armor* nrrrrrg... this is stupid-

Is asleep, so doesn’t notice

You hand can’t get into one of the gauntlets, as there’s something inside

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*checking it*

[odd-animated-armor]

The gauntlets go off, each of the fingers firing like a gun

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Awesome!

[odd-animated-armor]

Wha????

[wasteland-squog-baby]

...who just said that-

[odd-animated-armor]

Rattles ominously on you

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Ohh your alive... cool, btw your comfy as fuck.

[odd-animated-armor]

Please take me off

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*ohh damn he's stuck* YOU MESSING WITH ME?!

[odd-animated-armor]

YOU’RE THE ONE WHO PUT ME ON WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!

[wasteland-squog-baby]

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ALIVE... wait...I have an idea to get free... but you won't like it..see all the joint gaps?

[odd-animated-armor]

…..

Yes?……

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*slowly cutting his body free... ignoring how much blood he loses as a result* there...

[odd-animated-armor]

The armor lays in pieces on the floor

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*his vessel was starting to bleed out* hah...I...ohh god is it getting cold... hopefully this time...it's...not 3... thousand...years... *Dropping onto his back*

[odd-animated-armor]

Melts

Slowly pulls self back together

Pulls out a small square of metal, and The Anchor

Let’s test a healing plate!

[wasteland-squog-baby]

I was... just gonna find a new vessel... but sure, let's go with what you intend.*Reverse curse technique!*

[odd-animated-armor]

blasts you with healing magic from the plate as The Anchor starts glowing

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*even though it's blocked in a shroud of hateful energy...his scars seem to be healing at an alarming speed* AHHHhhhhh...yeap...call me old fashioned... but that feeling never gets old...

[odd-animated-armor]

Now that that’s out of the way, who are you, and where am I?

[wasteland-squog-baby]

You may call me by my title before you ever get my name... gotta earn that... for I..am the lord of blades!

[odd-animated-armor]

……..

Well then blade lord, where am I?

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Northwest district of the island... wait... do you even know who I am besides the title I just gave? *Signs of annoyance... he's clearly awaiting a response... energy feeling ancient*

[odd-animated-armor]

No, but that is mostly because I am still fairly young, and that was before my sleep.

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*ohh angy boi* NRRRRRGAAAHH!! WHY CAN'T YOU MISERABLE, NEWFANGLED BRATS KEEP A LEGEND GOING FOR A FEW THOUSAND TIMES, MY NAME WAS FEARED THROUGHOUT THE WORLD! AND YOUUUU FUCKS MANAGED TO FORGET THAT IN 3/10THS OF THE TIME IT WAS?!!?!?! *obviously has serious anger issues*

[odd-animated-armor]

So you expect someone, who at this point is an artificer and a blacksmith more than a wizard to know legends??? I barely remember what day of the week it is!

[wasteland-squog-baby]

... still wanna be remembered on my 3,004th birthday...jeez-

[odd-animated-armor]

And that’s fair! But immortality is a pain, especially because people who remember you die out!

Anyway, happy birthday!

Want a sword?

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Thank you, finally some acknowledgement... but...see that massive city below us...*clearly about to do something to... aggressively remind the world of his return*

[odd-animated-armor]

I would ask that you don’t, though.

[wasteland-squog-baby]

...

*oh he boutta*

[odd-animated-armor]

Nope!

Hooks you with the anchor and drags you backwards from the edge

[odd-animated-armor]

*mistakingly puts on the poor armor* nrrrrrg... this is stupid-

Is asleep, so doesn’t notice

You hand can’t get into one of the gauntlets, as there’s something inside

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*checking it*

[odd-animated-armor]

The gauntlets go off, each of the fingers firing like a gun

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Awesome!

[odd-animated-armor]

Wha????

[wasteland-squog-baby]

...who just said that-

[odd-animated-armor]

Rattles ominously on you

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Ohh your alive... cool, btw your comfy as fuck.

[odd-animated-armor]

Please take me off

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*ohh damn he's stuck* YOU MESSING WITH ME?!

[odd-animated-armor]

YOU’RE THE ONE WHO PUT ME ON WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!

[wasteland-squog-baby]

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ALIVE... wait...I have an idea to get free... but you won't like it..see all the joint gaps?

[odd-animated-armor]

…..

Yes?……

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*slowly cutting his body free... ignoring how much blood he loses as a result* there...

[odd-animated-armor]

The armor lays in pieces on the floor

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*his vessel was starting to bleed out* hah...I...ohh god is it getting cold... hopefully this time...it's...not 3... thousand...years... *Dropping onto his back*

[odd-animated-armor]

Melts

Slowly pulls self back together

Pulls out a small square of metal, and The Anchor

Let’s test a healing plate!

[wasteland-squog-baby]

I was... just gonna find a new vessel... but sure, let's go with what you intend.*Reverse curse technique!*

[odd-animated-armor]

blasts you with healing magic from the plate as The Anchor starts glowing

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*even though it's blocked in a shroud of hateful energy...his scars seem to be healing at an alarming speed* AHHHhhhhh...yeap...call me old fashioned... but that feeling never gets old...

[odd-animated-armor]

Now that that’s out of the way, who are you, and where am I?

[wasteland-squog-baby]

You may call me by my title before you ever get my name... gotta earn that... for I..am the lord of blades!

[odd-animated-armor]

……..

Well then blade lord, where am I?

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Northwest district of the island... wait... do you even know who I am besides the title I just gave? *Signs of annoyance... he's clearly awaiting a response... energy feeling ancient*

[odd-animated-armor]

No, but that is mostly because I am still fairly young, and that was before my sleep.

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*ohh angy boi* NRRRRRGAAAHH!! WHY CAN'T YOU MISERABLE, NEWFANGLED BRATS KEEP A LEGEND GOING FOR A FEW THOUSAND TIMES, MY NAME WAS FEARED THROUGHOUT THE WORLD! AND YOUUUU FUCKS MANAGED TO FORGET THAT IN 3/10THS OF THE TIME IT WAS?!!?!?! *obviously has serious anger issues*

[odd-animated-armor]

So you expect someone, who at this point is an artificer and a blacksmith more than a wizard to know legends??? I barely remember what day of the week it is!

[wasteland-squog-baby]

... still wanna be remembered on my 3,004th birthday...jeez-

[odd-animated-armor]

And that’s fair! But immortality is a pain, especially because people who remember you die out!

Anyway, happy birthday!

Want a sword?

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Thank you, finally some acknowledgement... but...see that massive city below us...*clearly about to do something to... aggressively remind the world of his return*

[odd-animated-armor]

I would ask that you don’t, though.

[odd-animated-armor]

*mistakingly puts on the poor armor* nrrrrrg... this is stupid-

Is asleep, so doesn’t notice

You hand can’t get into one of the gauntlets, as there’s something inside

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*checking it*

[odd-animated-armor]

The gauntlets go off, each of the fingers firing like a gun

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Awesome!

[odd-animated-armor]

Wha????

[wasteland-squog-baby]

...who just said that-

[odd-animated-armor]

Rattles ominously on you

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Ohh your alive... cool, btw your comfy as fuck.

[odd-animated-armor]

Please take me off

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*ohh damn he's stuck* YOU MESSING WITH ME?!

[odd-animated-armor]

YOU’RE THE ONE WHO PUT ME ON WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!

[wasteland-squog-baby]

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ALIVE... wait...I have an idea to get free... but you won't like it..see all the joint gaps?

[odd-animated-armor]

…..

Yes?……

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*slowly cutting his body free... ignoring how much blood he loses as a result* there...

[odd-animated-armor]

The armor lays in pieces on the floor

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*his vessel was starting to bleed out* hah...I...ohh god is it getting cold... hopefully this time...it's...not 3... thousand...years... *Dropping onto his back*

[odd-animated-armor]

Melts

Slowly pulls self back together

Pulls out a small square of metal, and The Anchor

Let’s test a healing plate!

[wasteland-squog-baby]

I was... just gonna find a new vessel... but sure, let's go with what you intend.*Reverse curse technique!*

[odd-animated-armor]

blasts you with healing magic from the plate as The Anchor starts glowing

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*even though it's blocked in a shroud of hateful energy...his scars seem to be healing at an alarming speed* AHHHhhhhh...yeap...call me old fashioned... but that feeling never gets old...

[odd-animated-armor]

Now that that’s out of the way, who are you, and where am I?

[wasteland-squog-baby]

You may call me by my title before you ever get my name... gotta earn that... for I..am the lord of blades!

[odd-animated-armor]

……..

Well then blade lord, where am I?

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Northwest district of the island... wait... do you even know who I am besides the title I just gave? *Signs of annoyance... he's clearly awaiting a response... energy feeling ancient*

[odd-animated-armor]

No, but that is mostly because I am still fairly young, and that was before my sleep.

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*ohh angy boi* NRRRRRGAAAHH!! WHY CAN'T YOU MISERABLE, NEWFANGLED BRATS KEEP A LEGEND GOING FOR A FEW THOUSAND TIMES, MY NAME WAS FEARED THROUGHOUT THE WORLD! AND YOUUUU FUCKS MANAGED TO FORGET THAT IN 3/10THS OF THE TIME IT WAS?!!?!?! *obviously has serious anger issues*

[odd-animated-armor]

So you expect someone, who at this point is an artificer and a blacksmith more than a wizard to know legends??? I barely remember what day of the week it is!

[wasteland-squog-baby]

... still wanna be remembered on my 3,004th birthday...jeez-

[odd-animated-armor]

And that’s fair! But immortality is a pain, especially because people who remember you die out!

Anyway, happy birthday!

Want a sword?

[odd-animated-armor]

*mistakingly puts on the poor armor* nrrrrrg... this is stupid-

Is asleep, so doesn’t notice

You hand can’t get into one of the gauntlets, as there’s something inside

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*checking it*

[odd-animated-armor]

The gauntlets go off, each of the fingers firing like a gun

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Awesome!

[odd-animated-armor]

Wha????

[wasteland-squog-baby]

...who just said that-

[odd-animated-armor]

Rattles ominously on you

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Ohh your alive... cool, btw your comfy as fuck.

[odd-animated-armor]

Please take me off

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*ohh damn he's stuck* YOU MESSING WITH ME?!

[odd-animated-armor]

YOU’RE THE ONE WHO PUT ME ON WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!

[wasteland-squog-baby]

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ALIVE... wait...I have an idea to get free... but you won't like it..see all the joint gaps?

[odd-animated-armor]

…..

Yes?……

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*slowly cutting his body free... ignoring how much blood he loses as a result* there...

[odd-animated-armor]

The armor lays in pieces on the floor

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*his vessel was starting to bleed out* hah...I...ohh god is it getting cold... hopefully this time...it's...not 3... thousand...years... *Dropping onto his back*

[odd-animated-armor]

Melts

Slowly pulls self back together

Pulls out a small square of metal, and The Anchor

Let’s test a healing plate!

[wasteland-squog-baby]

I was... just gonna find a new vessel... but sure, let's go with what you intend.*Reverse curse technique!*

[odd-animated-armor]

blasts you with healing magic from the plate as The Anchor starts glowing

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*even though it's blocked in a shroud of hateful energy...his scars seem to be healing at an alarming speed* AHHHhhhhh...yeap...call me old fashioned... but that feeling never gets old...

[odd-animated-armor]

Now that that’s out of the way, who are you, and where am I?

[wasteland-squog-baby]

You may call me by my title before you ever get my name... gotta earn that... for I..am the lord of blades!

[odd-animated-armor]

……..

Well then blade lord, where am I?

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Northwest district of the island... wait... do you even know who I am besides the title I just gave? *Signs of annoyance... he's clearly awaiting a response... energy feeling ancient*

[odd-animated-armor]

No, but that is mostly because I am still fairly young, and that was before my sleep.

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*ohh angy boi* NRRRRRGAAAHH!! WHY CAN'T YOU MISERABLE, NEWFANGLED BRATS KEEP A LEGEND GOING FOR A FEW THOUSAND TIMES, MY NAME WAS FEARED THROUGHOUT THE WORLD! AND YOUUUU FUCKS MANAGED TO FORGET THAT IN 3/10THS OF THE TIME IT WAS?!!?!?! *obviously has serious anger issues*

[odd-animated-armor]

So you expect someone, who at this point is an artificer and a blacksmith more than a wizard to know legends??? I barely remember what day of the week it is!

[odd-animated-armor]

*mistakingly puts on the poor armor* nrrrrrg... this is stupid-

Is asleep, so doesn’t notice

You hand can’t get into one of the gauntlets, as there’s something inside

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*checking it*

[odd-animated-armor]

The gauntlets go off, each of the fingers firing like a gun

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Awesome!

[odd-animated-armor]

Wha????

[wasteland-squog-baby]

...who just said that-

[odd-animated-armor]

Rattles ominously on you

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Ohh your alive... cool, btw your comfy as fuck.

[odd-animated-armor]

Please take me off

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*ohh damn he's stuck* YOU MESSING WITH ME?!

[odd-animated-armor]

YOU’RE THE ONE WHO PUT ME ON WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!

[wasteland-squog-baby]

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ALIVE... wait...I have an idea to get free... but you won't like it..see all the joint gaps?

[odd-animated-armor]

…..

Yes?……

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*slowly cutting his body free... ignoring how much blood he loses as a result* there...

[odd-animated-armor]

The armor lays in pieces on the floor

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*his vessel was starting to bleed out* hah...I...ohh god is it getting cold... hopefully this time...it's...not 3... thousand...years... *Dropping onto his back*

[odd-animated-armor]

Melts

Slowly pulls self back together

Pulls out a small square of metal, and The Anchor

Let’s test a healing plate!

[wasteland-squog-baby]

I was... just gonna find a new vessel... but sure, let's go with what you intend.*Reverse curse technique!*

[odd-animated-armor]

blasts you with healing magic from the plate as The Anchor starts glowing

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*even though it's blocked in a shroud of hateful energy...his scars seem to be healing at an alarming speed* AHHHhhhhh...yeap...call me old fashioned... but that feeling never gets old...

[odd-animated-armor]

Now that that’s out of the way, who are you, and where am I?

[wasteland-squog-baby]

You may call me by my title before you ever get my name... gotta earn that... for I..am the lord of blades!

[odd-animated-armor]

……..

Well then blade lord, where am I?

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Northwest district of the island... wait... do you even know who I am besides the title I just gave? *Signs of annoyance... he's clearly awaiting a response... energy feeling ancient*

[odd-animated-armor]

No, but that is mostly because I am still fairly young, and that was before my sleep.

[odd-animated-armor]

*mistakingly puts on the poor armor* nrrrrrg... this is stupid-

Is asleep, so doesn’t notice

You hand can’t get into one of the gauntlets, as there’s something inside

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*checking it*

[odd-animated-armor]

The gauntlets go off, each of the fingers firing like a gun

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Awesome!

[odd-animated-armor]

Wha????

[wasteland-squog-baby]

...who just said that-

[odd-animated-armor]

Rattles ominously on you

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Ohh your alive... cool, btw your comfy as fuck.

[odd-animated-armor]

Please take me off

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*ohh damn he's stuck* YOU MESSING WITH ME?!

[odd-animated-armor]

YOU’RE THE ONE WHO PUT ME ON WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!

[wasteland-squog-baby]

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ALIVE... wait...I have an idea to get free... but you won't like it..see all the joint gaps?

[odd-animated-armor]

…..

Yes?……

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*slowly cutting his body free... ignoring how much blood he loses as a result* there...

[odd-animated-armor]

The armor lays in pieces on the floor

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*his vessel was starting to bleed out* hah...I...ohh god is it getting cold... hopefully this time...it's...not 3... thousand...years... *Dropping onto his back*

[odd-animated-armor]

Melts

Slowly pulls self back together

Pulls out a small square of metal, and The Anchor

Let’s test a healing plate!

[wasteland-squog-baby]

I was... just gonna find a new vessel... but sure, let's go with what you intend.*Reverse curse technique!*

[odd-animated-armor]

blasts you with healing magic from the plate as The Anchor starts glowing

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*even though it's blocked in a shroud of hateful energy...his scars seem to be healing at an alarming speed* AHHHhhhhh...yeap...call me old fashioned... but that feeling never gets old...

[odd-animated-armor]

Now that that’s out of the way, who are you, and where am I?

[wasteland-squog-baby]

You may call me by my title before you ever get my name... gotta earn that... for I..am the lord of blades!

[odd-animated-armor]

……..

Well then blade lord, where am I?

[odd-animated-armor]

*mistakingly puts on the poor armor* nrrrrrg... this is stupid-

Is asleep, so doesn’t notice

You hand can’t get into one of the gauntlets, as there’s something inside

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*checking it*

[odd-animated-armor]

The gauntlets go off, each of the fingers firing like a gun

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Awesome!

[odd-animated-armor]

Wha????

[wasteland-squog-baby]

...who just said that-

[odd-animated-armor]

Rattles ominously on you

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Ohh your alive... cool, btw your comfy as fuck.

[odd-animated-armor]

Please take me off

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*ohh damn he's stuck* YOU MESSING WITH ME?!

[odd-animated-armor]

YOU’RE THE ONE WHO PUT ME ON WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!

[wasteland-squog-baby]

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ALIVE... wait...I have an idea to get free... but you won't like it..see all the joint gaps?

[odd-animated-armor]

…..

Yes?……

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*slowly cutting his body free... ignoring how much blood he loses as a result* there...

[odd-animated-armor]

The armor lays in pieces on the floor

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*his vessel was starting to bleed out* hah...I...ohh god is it getting cold... hopefully this time...it's...not 3... thousand...years... *Dropping onto his back*

[odd-animated-armor]

Melts

Slowly pulls self back together

Pulls out a small square of metal, and The Anchor

Let’s test a healing plate!

[wasteland-squog-baby]

I was... just gonna find a new vessel... but sure, let's go with what you intend.*Reverse curse technique!*

[odd-animated-armor]

blasts you with healing magic from the plate as The Anchor starts glowing

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*even though it's blocked in a shroud of hateful energy...his scars seem to be healing at an alarming speed* AHHHhhhhh...yeap...call me old fashioned... but that feeling never gets old...

[odd-animated-armor]

Now that that’s out of the way, who are you, and where am I?

[odd-animated-armor]

*mistakingly puts on the poor armor* nrrrrrg... this is stupid-

Is asleep, so doesn’t notice

You hand can’t get into one of the gauntlets, as there’s something inside

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*checking it*

[odd-animated-armor]

The gauntlets go off, each of the fingers firing like a gun

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Awesome!

[odd-animated-armor]

Wha????

[wasteland-squog-baby]

...who just said that-

[odd-animated-armor]

Rattles ominously on you

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Ohh your alive... cool, btw your comfy as fuck.

[odd-animated-armor]

Please take me off

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*ohh damn he's stuck* YOU MESSING WITH ME?!

[odd-animated-armor]

YOU’RE THE ONE WHO PUT ME ON WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!

[wasteland-squog-baby]

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ALIVE... wait...I have an idea to get free... but you won't like it..see all the joint gaps?

[odd-animated-armor]

…..

Yes?……

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*slowly cutting his body free... ignoring how much blood he loses as a result* there...

[odd-animated-armor]

The armor lays in pieces on the floor

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*his vessel was starting to bleed out* hah...I...ohh god is it getting cold... hopefully this time...it's...not 3... thousand...years... *Dropping onto his back*

[odd-animated-armor]

Melts

Slowly pulls self back together

Pulls out a small square of metal, and The Anchor

Let’s test a healing plate!

[wasteland-squog-baby]

I was... just gonna find a new vessel... but sure, let's go with what you intend.*Reverse curse technique!*

[odd-animated-armor]

blasts you with healing magic from the plate as The Anchor starts glowing

[odd-animated-armor]

*mistakingly puts on the poor armor* nrrrrrg... this is stupid-

Is asleep, so doesn’t notice

You hand can’t get into one of the gauntlets, as there’s something inside

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*checking it*

[odd-animated-armor]

The gauntlets go off, each of the fingers firing like a gun

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Awesome!

[odd-animated-armor]

Wha????

[wasteland-squog-baby]

...who just said that-

[odd-animated-armor]

Rattles ominously on you

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Ohh your alive... cool, btw your comfy as fuck.

[odd-animated-armor]

Please take me off

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*ohh damn he's stuck* YOU MESSING WITH ME?!

[odd-animated-armor]

YOU’RE THE ONE WHO PUT ME ON WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!

[wasteland-squog-baby]

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ALIVE... wait...I have an idea to get free... but you won't like it..see all the joint gaps?

[odd-animated-armor]

…..

Yes?……

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*slowly cutting his body free... ignoring how much blood he loses as a result* there...

[odd-animated-armor]

The armor lays in pieces on the floor

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*his vessel was starting to bleed out* hah...I...ohh god is it getting cold... hopefully this time...it's...not 3... thousand...years... *Dropping onto his back*

[odd-animated-armor]

Melts

Slowly pulls self back together

Pulls out a small square of metal, and The Anchor

Let’s test a healing plate!

[odd-animated-armor]

*mistakingly puts on the poor armor* nrrrrrg... this is stupid-

Is asleep, so doesn’t notice

You hand can’t get into one of the gauntlets, as there’s something inside

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*checking it*

[odd-animated-armor]

The gauntlets go off, each of the fingers firing like a gun

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Awesome!

[odd-animated-armor]

Wha????

[wasteland-squog-baby]

...who just said that-

[odd-animated-armor]

Rattles ominously on you

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Ohh your alive... cool, btw your comfy as fuck.

[odd-animated-armor]

Please take me off

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*ohh damn he's stuck* YOU MESSING WITH ME?!

[odd-animated-armor]

YOU’RE THE ONE WHO PUT ME ON WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!

[wasteland-squog-baby]

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ALIVE... wait...I have an idea to get free... but you won't like it..see all the joint gaps?

[odd-animated-armor]

…..

Yes?……

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*slowly cutting his body free... ignoring how much blood he loses as a result* there...

[odd-animated-armor]

The armor lays in pieces on the floor

[odd-animated-armor]

*mistakingly puts on the poor armor* nrrrrrg... this is stupid-

Is asleep, so doesn’t notice

You hand can’t get into one of the gauntlets, as there’s something inside

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*checking it*

[odd-animated-armor]

The gauntlets go off, each of the fingers firing like a gun

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Awesome!

[odd-animated-armor]

Wha????

[wasteland-squog-baby]

...who just said that-

[odd-animated-armor]

Rattles ominously on you

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Ohh your alive... cool, btw your comfy as fuck.

[odd-animated-armor]

Please take me off

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*ohh damn he's stuck* YOU MESSING WITH ME?!

[odd-animated-armor]

YOU’RE THE ONE WHO PUT ME ON WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!

[wasteland-squog-baby]

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ALIVE... wait...I have an idea to get free... but you won't like it..see all the joint gaps?

[odd-animated-armor]

…..

Yes?……

[odd-animated-armor]

*mistakingly puts on the poor armor* nrrrrrg... this is stupid-

Is asleep, so doesn’t notice

You hand can’t get into one of the gauntlets, as there’s something inside

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*checking it*

[odd-animated-armor]

The gauntlets go off, each of the fingers firing like a gun

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Awesome!

[odd-animated-armor]

Wha????

[wasteland-squog-baby]

...who just said that-

[odd-animated-armor]

Rattles ominously on you

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Ohh your alive... cool, btw your comfy as fuck.

[odd-animated-armor]

Please take me off

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*ohh damn he's stuck* YOU MESSING WITH ME?!

[odd-animated-armor]

YOU’RE THE ONE WHO PUT ME ON WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!

[odd-animated-armor]

*mistakingly puts on the poor armor* nrrrrrg... this is stupid-

Is asleep, so doesn’t notice

You hand can’t get into one of the gauntlets, as there’s something inside

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*checking it*

[odd-animated-armor]

The gauntlets go off, each of the fingers firing like a gun

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Awesome!

[odd-animated-armor]

Wha????

[wasteland-squog-baby]

...who just said that-

[odd-animated-armor]

Rattles ominously on you

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Ohh your alive... cool, btw your comfy as fuck.

[odd-animated-armor]

Please take me off

[odd-animated-armor]

*mistakingly puts on the poor armor* nrrrrrg... this is stupid-

Is asleep, so doesn’t notice

You hand can’t get into one of the gauntlets, as there’s something inside

[wasteland-squog-baby]

*checking it*

[odd-animated-armor]

The gauntlets go off, each of the fingers firing like a gun

[wasteland-squog-baby]

Awesome!

[odd-animated-armor]

Wha????

[wasteland-squog-baby]

...who just said that-

[odd-animated-armor]

Rattles ominously on you