Hi! I’m Azazel Oricalcum, the wizard island’s resedent forge person!
[I’m the writer/ooc voice, J. Italics are action, red text is my cursed friend the cursed, beyond that it varies -J]

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@odd-animated-armor
Hi! I’m Azazel Oricalcum, the wizard island’s resedent forge person!
[I’m the writer/ooc voice, J. Italics are action, red text is my cursed friend the cursed, beyond that it varies -J]
*mistakingly puts on the poor armor* nrrrrrg... this is stupid-
Is asleep, so doesn’t notice
You hand can’t get into one of the gauntlets, as there’s something inside
*checking it*
The gauntlets go off, each of the fingers firing like a gun
Awesome!
Wha????
...who just said that-
Rattles ominously on you
Ohh your alive... cool, btw your comfy as fuck.
Please take me off
*ohh damn he's stuck* YOU MESSING WITH ME?!
YOU’RE THE ONE WHO PUT ME ON WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ALIVE... wait...I have an idea to get free... but you won't like it..see all the joint gaps?
…..
Yes?……
*slowly cutting his body free... ignoring how much blood he loses as a result* there...
The armor lays in pieces on the floor
*his vessel was starting to bleed out* hah...I...ohh god is it getting cold... hopefully this time...it's...not 3... thousand...years... *Dropping onto his back*
Melts
Slowly pulls self back together
Pulls out a small square of metal, and The Anchor
Let’s test a healing plate!
I was... just gonna find a new vessel... but sure, let's go with what you intend.*Reverse curse technique!*
blasts you with healing magic from the plate as The Anchor starts glowing
*even though it's blocked in a shroud of hateful energy...his scars seem to be healing at an alarming speed* AHHHhhhhh...yeap...call me old fashioned... but that feeling never gets old...
Now that that’s out of the way, who are you, and where am I?
You may call me by my title before you ever get my name... gotta earn that... for I..am the lord of blades!
……..
Well then blade lord, where am I?
Northwest district of the island... wait... do you even know who I am besides the title I just gave? *Signs of annoyance... he's clearly awaiting a response... energy feeling ancient*
No, but that is mostly because I am still fairly young, and that was before my sleep.
*ohh angy boi* NRRRRRGAAAHH!! WHY CAN'T YOU MISERABLE, NEWFANGLED BRATS KEEP A LEGEND GOING FOR A FEW THOUSAND TIMES, MY NAME WAS FEARED THROUGHOUT THE WORLD! AND YOUUUU FUCKS MANAGED TO FORGET THAT IN 3/10THS OF THE TIME IT WAS?!!?!?! *obviously has serious anger issues*
So you expect someone, who at this point is an artificer and a blacksmith more than a wizard to know legends??? I barely remember what day of the week it is!
... still wanna be remembered on my 3,004th birthday...jeez-
And that’s fair! But immortality is a pain, especially because people who remember you die out!
Anyway, happy birthday!
Want a sword?
Thank you, finally some acknowledgement... but...see that massive city below us...*clearly about to do something to... aggressively remind the world of his return*
I would ask that you don’t, though.
...
*oh he boutta*
Nope!
Hooks you with the anchor and drags you backwards from the edge
*it was simply sent back...bits...cut out of it... slowly raising his arm up, about to flick something by the looks of it*
Man, notching The Anchor? Plan b then.
Time to test the limits of The Anchor
GRAVITY SHIFT
Gravity starts pulling you towards the center of the island
*barely moving, until...a massive, sadistic smile, finally flicking...an attack*
BLEND!
*the entire town, shredded into nothing but red stained rubble in a single move* hehehehe... hahahahahahahaha....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
……
Rewind
Time flows backwards, until the town is unblended
*mistakingly puts on the poor armor* nrrrrrg... this is stupid-
Is asleep, so doesn’t notice
You hand can’t get into one of the gauntlets, as there’s something inside
*checking it*
The gauntlets go off, each of the fingers firing like a gun
Awesome!
Wha????
...who just said that-
Rattles ominously on you
Ohh your alive... cool, btw your comfy as fuck.
Please take me off
*ohh damn he's stuck* YOU MESSING WITH ME?!
YOU’RE THE ONE WHO PUT ME ON WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ALIVE... wait...I have an idea to get free... but you won't like it..see all the joint gaps?
…..
Yes?……
*slowly cutting his body free... ignoring how much blood he loses as a result* there...
The armor lays in pieces on the floor
*his vessel was starting to bleed out* hah...I...ohh god is it getting cold... hopefully this time...it's...not 3... thousand...years... *Dropping onto his back*
Melts
Slowly pulls self back together
Pulls out a small square of metal, and The Anchor
Let’s test a healing plate!
I was... just gonna find a new vessel... but sure, let's go with what you intend.*Reverse curse technique!*
blasts you with healing magic from the plate as The Anchor starts glowing
*even though it's blocked in a shroud of hateful energy...his scars seem to be healing at an alarming speed* AHHHhhhhh...yeap...call me old fashioned... but that feeling never gets old...
Now that that’s out of the way, who are you, and where am I?
You may call me by my title before you ever get my name... gotta earn that... for I..am the lord of blades!
……..
Well then blade lord, where am I?
Northwest district of the island... wait... do you even know who I am besides the title I just gave? *Signs of annoyance... he's clearly awaiting a response... energy feeling ancient*
No, but that is mostly because I am still fairly young, and that was before my sleep.
*ohh angy boi* NRRRRRGAAAHH!! WHY CAN'T YOU MISERABLE, NEWFANGLED BRATS KEEP A LEGEND GOING FOR A FEW THOUSAND TIMES, MY NAME WAS FEARED THROUGHOUT THE WORLD! AND YOUUUU FUCKS MANAGED TO FORGET THAT IN 3/10THS OF THE TIME IT WAS?!!?!?! *obviously has serious anger issues*
So you expect someone, who at this point is an artificer and a blacksmith more than a wizard to know legends??? I barely remember what day of the week it is!
... still wanna be remembered on my 3,004th birthday...jeez-
And that’s fair! But immortality is a pain, especially because people who remember you die out!
Anyway, happy birthday!
Want a sword?
Thank you, finally some acknowledgement... but...see that massive city below us...*clearly about to do something to... aggressively remind the world of his return*
I would ask that you don’t, though.
...
*oh he boutta*
Nope!
Hooks you with the anchor and drags you backwards from the edge
*it was simply sent back...bits...cut out of it... slowly raising his arm up, about to flick something by the looks of it*
Man, notching The Anchor? Plan b then.
Time to test the limits of The Anchor
GRAVITY SHIFT
Gravity starts pulling you towards the center of the island
*mistakingly puts on the poor armor* nrrrrrg... this is stupid-
Is asleep, so doesn’t notice
You hand can’t get into one of the gauntlets, as there’s something inside
*checking it*
The gauntlets go off, each of the fingers firing like a gun
Awesome!
Wha????
...who just said that-
Rattles ominously on you
Ohh your alive... cool, btw your comfy as fuck.
Please take me off
*ohh damn he's stuck* YOU MESSING WITH ME?!
YOU’RE THE ONE WHO PUT ME ON WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ALIVE... wait...I have an idea to get free... but you won't like it..see all the joint gaps?
…..
Yes?……
*slowly cutting his body free... ignoring how much blood he loses as a result* there...
The armor lays in pieces on the floor
*his vessel was starting to bleed out* hah...I...ohh god is it getting cold... hopefully this time...it's...not 3... thousand...years... *Dropping onto his back*
Melts
Slowly pulls self back together
Pulls out a small square of metal, and The Anchor
Let’s test a healing plate!
I was... just gonna find a new vessel... but sure, let's go with what you intend.*Reverse curse technique!*
blasts you with healing magic from the plate as The Anchor starts glowing
*even though it's blocked in a shroud of hateful energy...his scars seem to be healing at an alarming speed* AHHHhhhhh...yeap...call me old fashioned... but that feeling never gets old...
Now that that’s out of the way, who are you, and where am I?
You may call me by my title before you ever get my name... gotta earn that... for I..am the lord of blades!
……..
Well then blade lord, where am I?
Northwest district of the island... wait... do you even know who I am besides the title I just gave? *Signs of annoyance... he's clearly awaiting a response... energy feeling ancient*
No, but that is mostly because I am still fairly young, and that was before my sleep.
*ohh angy boi* NRRRRRGAAAHH!! WHY CAN'T YOU MISERABLE, NEWFANGLED BRATS KEEP A LEGEND GOING FOR A FEW THOUSAND TIMES, MY NAME WAS FEARED THROUGHOUT THE WORLD! AND YOUUUU FUCKS MANAGED TO FORGET THAT IN 3/10THS OF THE TIME IT WAS?!!?!?! *obviously has serious anger issues*
So you expect someone, who at this point is an artificer and a blacksmith more than a wizard to know legends??? I barely remember what day of the week it is!
... still wanna be remembered on my 3,004th birthday...jeez-
And that’s fair! But immortality is a pain, especially because people who remember you die out!
Anyway, happy birthday!
Want a sword?
Thank you, finally some acknowledgement... but...see that massive city below us...*clearly about to do something to... aggressively remind the world of his return*
I would ask that you don’t, though.
...
*oh he boutta*
Nope!
Hooks you with the anchor and drags you backwards from the edge
*mistakingly puts on the poor armor* nrrrrrg... this is stupid-
Is asleep, so doesn’t notice
You hand can’t get into one of the gauntlets, as there’s something inside
*checking it*
The gauntlets go off, each of the fingers firing like a gun
Awesome!
Wha????
...who just said that-
Rattles ominously on you
Ohh your alive... cool, btw your comfy as fuck.
Please take me off
*ohh damn he's stuck* YOU MESSING WITH ME?!
YOU’RE THE ONE WHO PUT ME ON WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ALIVE... wait...I have an idea to get free... but you won't like it..see all the joint gaps?
…..
Yes?……
*slowly cutting his body free... ignoring how much blood he loses as a result* there...
The armor lays in pieces on the floor
*his vessel was starting to bleed out* hah...I...ohh god is it getting cold... hopefully this time...it's...not 3... thousand...years... *Dropping onto his back*
Melts
Slowly pulls self back together
Pulls out a small square of metal, and The Anchor
Let’s test a healing plate!
I was... just gonna find a new vessel... but sure, let's go with what you intend.*Reverse curse technique!*
blasts you with healing magic from the plate as The Anchor starts glowing
*even though it's blocked in a shroud of hateful energy...his scars seem to be healing at an alarming speed* AHHHhhhhh...yeap...call me old fashioned... but that feeling never gets old...
Now that that’s out of the way, who are you, and where am I?
You may call me by my title before you ever get my name... gotta earn that... for I..am the lord of blades!
……..
Well then blade lord, where am I?
Northwest district of the island... wait... do you even know who I am besides the title I just gave? *Signs of annoyance... he's clearly awaiting a response... energy feeling ancient*
No, but that is mostly because I am still fairly young, and that was before my sleep.
*ohh angy boi* NRRRRRGAAAHH!! WHY CAN'T YOU MISERABLE, NEWFANGLED BRATS KEEP A LEGEND GOING FOR A FEW THOUSAND TIMES, MY NAME WAS FEARED THROUGHOUT THE WORLD! AND YOUUUU FUCKS MANAGED TO FORGET THAT IN 3/10THS OF THE TIME IT WAS?!!?!?! *obviously has serious anger issues*
So you expect someone, who at this point is an artificer and a blacksmith more than a wizard to know legends??? I barely remember what day of the week it is!
... still wanna be remembered on my 3,004th birthday...jeez-
And that’s fair! But immortality is a pain, especially because people who remember you die out!
Anyway, happy birthday!
Want a sword?
Thank you, finally some acknowledgement... but...see that massive city below us...*clearly about to do something to... aggressively remind the world of his return*
I would ask that you don’t, though.
*mistakingly puts on the poor armor* nrrrrrg... this is stupid-
Is asleep, so doesn’t notice
You hand can’t get into one of the gauntlets, as there’s something inside
*checking it*
The gauntlets go off, each of the fingers firing like a gun
Awesome!
Wha????
...who just said that-
Rattles ominously on you
Ohh your alive... cool, btw your comfy as fuck.
Please take me off
*ohh damn he's stuck* YOU MESSING WITH ME?!
YOU’RE THE ONE WHO PUT ME ON WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ALIVE... wait...I have an idea to get free... but you won't like it..see all the joint gaps?
…..
Yes?……
*slowly cutting his body free... ignoring how much blood he loses as a result* there...
The armor lays in pieces on the floor
*his vessel was starting to bleed out* hah...I...ohh god is it getting cold... hopefully this time...it's...not 3... thousand...years... *Dropping onto his back*
Melts
Slowly pulls self back together
Pulls out a small square of metal, and The Anchor
Let’s test a healing plate!
I was... just gonna find a new vessel... but sure, let's go with what you intend.*Reverse curse technique!*
blasts you with healing magic from the plate as The Anchor starts glowing
*even though it's blocked in a shroud of hateful energy...his scars seem to be healing at an alarming speed* AHHHhhhhh...yeap...call me old fashioned... but that feeling never gets old...
Now that that’s out of the way, who are you, and where am I?
You may call me by my title before you ever get my name... gotta earn that... for I..am the lord of blades!
……..
Well then blade lord, where am I?
Northwest district of the island... wait... do you even know who I am besides the title I just gave? *Signs of annoyance... he's clearly awaiting a response... energy feeling ancient*
No, but that is mostly because I am still fairly young, and that was before my sleep.
*ohh angy boi* NRRRRRGAAAHH!! WHY CAN'T YOU MISERABLE, NEWFANGLED BRATS KEEP A LEGEND GOING FOR A FEW THOUSAND TIMES, MY NAME WAS FEARED THROUGHOUT THE WORLD! AND YOUUUU FUCKS MANAGED TO FORGET THAT IN 3/10THS OF THE TIME IT WAS?!!?!?! *obviously has serious anger issues*
So you expect someone, who at this point is an artificer and a blacksmith more than a wizard to know legends??? I barely remember what day of the week it is!
... still wanna be remembered on my 3,004th birthday...jeez-
And that’s fair! But immortality is a pain, especially because people who remember you die out!
Anyway, happy birthday!
Want a sword?
*mistakingly puts on the poor armor* nrrrrrg... this is stupid-
Is asleep, so doesn’t notice
You hand can’t get into one of the gauntlets, as there’s something inside
*checking it*
The gauntlets go off, each of the fingers firing like a gun
Awesome!
Wha????
...who just said that-
Rattles ominously on you
Ohh your alive... cool, btw your comfy as fuck.
Please take me off
*ohh damn he's stuck* YOU MESSING WITH ME?!
YOU’RE THE ONE WHO PUT ME ON WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ALIVE... wait...I have an idea to get free... but you won't like it..see all the joint gaps?
…..
Yes?……
*slowly cutting his body free... ignoring how much blood he loses as a result* there...
The armor lays in pieces on the floor
*his vessel was starting to bleed out* hah...I...ohh god is it getting cold... hopefully this time...it's...not 3... thousand...years... *Dropping onto his back*
Melts
Slowly pulls self back together
Pulls out a small square of metal, and The Anchor
Let’s test a healing plate!
I was... just gonna find a new vessel... but sure, let's go with what you intend.*Reverse curse technique!*
blasts you with healing magic from the plate as The Anchor starts glowing
*even though it's blocked in a shroud of hateful energy...his scars seem to be healing at an alarming speed* AHHHhhhhh...yeap...call me old fashioned... but that feeling never gets old...
Now that that’s out of the way, who are you, and where am I?
You may call me by my title before you ever get my name... gotta earn that... for I..am the lord of blades!
……..
Well then blade lord, where am I?
Northwest district of the island... wait... do you even know who I am besides the title I just gave? *Signs of annoyance... he's clearly awaiting a response... energy feeling ancient*
No, but that is mostly because I am still fairly young, and that was before my sleep.
*ohh angy boi* NRRRRRGAAAHH!! WHY CAN'T YOU MISERABLE, NEWFANGLED BRATS KEEP A LEGEND GOING FOR A FEW THOUSAND TIMES, MY NAME WAS FEARED THROUGHOUT THE WORLD! AND YOUUUU FUCKS MANAGED TO FORGET THAT IN 3/10THS OF THE TIME IT WAS?!!?!?! *obviously has serious anger issues*
So you expect someone, who at this point is an artificer and a blacksmith more than a wizard to know legends??? I barely remember what day of the week it is!
*mistakingly puts on the poor armor* nrrrrrg... this is stupid-
Is asleep, so doesn’t notice
You hand can’t get into one of the gauntlets, as there’s something inside
*checking it*
The gauntlets go off, each of the fingers firing like a gun
Awesome!
Wha????
...who just said that-
Rattles ominously on you
Ohh your alive... cool, btw your comfy as fuck.
Please take me off
*ohh damn he's stuck* YOU MESSING WITH ME?!
YOU’RE THE ONE WHO PUT ME ON WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ALIVE... wait...I have an idea to get free... but you won't like it..see all the joint gaps?
…..
Yes?……
*slowly cutting his body free... ignoring how much blood he loses as a result* there...
The armor lays in pieces on the floor
*his vessel was starting to bleed out* hah...I...ohh god is it getting cold... hopefully this time...it's...not 3... thousand...years... *Dropping onto his back*
Melts
Slowly pulls self back together
Pulls out a small square of metal, and The Anchor
Let’s test a healing plate!
I was... just gonna find a new vessel... but sure, let's go with what you intend.*Reverse curse technique!*
blasts you with healing magic from the plate as The Anchor starts glowing
*even though it's blocked in a shroud of hateful energy...his scars seem to be healing at an alarming speed* AHHHhhhhh...yeap...call me old fashioned... but that feeling never gets old...
Now that that’s out of the way, who are you, and where am I?
You may call me by my title before you ever get my name... gotta earn that... for I..am the lord of blades!
……..
Well then blade lord, where am I?
Northwest district of the island... wait... do you even know who I am besides the title I just gave? *Signs of annoyance... he's clearly awaiting a response... energy feeling ancient*
No, but that is mostly because I am still fairly young, and that was before my sleep.
*mistakingly puts on the poor armor* nrrrrrg... this is stupid-
Is asleep, so doesn’t notice
You hand can’t get into one of the gauntlets, as there’s something inside
*checking it*
The gauntlets go off, each of the fingers firing like a gun
Awesome!
Wha????
...who just said that-
Rattles ominously on you
Ohh your alive... cool, btw your comfy as fuck.
Please take me off
*ohh damn he's stuck* YOU MESSING WITH ME?!
YOU’RE THE ONE WHO PUT ME ON WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ALIVE... wait...I have an idea to get free... but you won't like it..see all the joint gaps?
…..
Yes?……
*slowly cutting his body free... ignoring how much blood he loses as a result* there...
The armor lays in pieces on the floor
*his vessel was starting to bleed out* hah...I...ohh god is it getting cold... hopefully this time...it's...not 3... thousand...years... *Dropping onto his back*
Melts
Slowly pulls self back together
Pulls out a small square of metal, and The Anchor
Let’s test a healing plate!
I was... just gonna find a new vessel... but sure, let's go with what you intend.*Reverse curse technique!*
blasts you with healing magic from the plate as The Anchor starts glowing
*even though it's blocked in a shroud of hateful energy...his scars seem to be healing at an alarming speed* AHHHhhhhh...yeap...call me old fashioned... but that feeling never gets old...
Now that that’s out of the way, who are you, and where am I?
You may call me by my title before you ever get my name... gotta earn that... for I..am the lord of blades!
……..
Well then blade lord, where am I?
*mistakingly puts on the poor armor* nrrrrrg... this is stupid-
Is asleep, so doesn’t notice
You hand can’t get into one of the gauntlets, as there’s something inside
*checking it*
The gauntlets go off, each of the fingers firing like a gun
Awesome!
Wha????
...who just said that-
Rattles ominously on you
Ohh your alive... cool, btw your comfy as fuck.
Please take me off
*ohh damn he's stuck* YOU MESSING WITH ME?!
YOU’RE THE ONE WHO PUT ME ON WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ALIVE... wait...I have an idea to get free... but you won't like it..see all the joint gaps?
…..
Yes?……
*slowly cutting his body free... ignoring how much blood he loses as a result* there...
The armor lays in pieces on the floor
*his vessel was starting to bleed out* hah...I...ohh god is it getting cold... hopefully this time...it's...not 3... thousand...years... *Dropping onto his back*
Melts
Slowly pulls self back together
Pulls out a small square of metal, and The Anchor
Let’s test a healing plate!
I was... just gonna find a new vessel... but sure, let's go with what you intend.*Reverse curse technique!*
blasts you with healing magic from the plate as The Anchor starts glowing
*even though it's blocked in a shroud of hateful energy...his scars seem to be healing at an alarming speed* AHHHhhhhh...yeap...call me old fashioned... but that feeling never gets old...
Now that that’s out of the way, who are you, and where am I?
*mistakingly puts on the poor armor* nrrrrrg... this is stupid-
Is asleep, so doesn’t notice
You hand can’t get into one of the gauntlets, as there’s something inside
*checking it*
The gauntlets go off, each of the fingers firing like a gun
Awesome!
Wha????
...who just said that-
Rattles ominously on you
Ohh your alive... cool, btw your comfy as fuck.
Please take me off
*ohh damn he's stuck* YOU MESSING WITH ME?!
YOU’RE THE ONE WHO PUT ME ON WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ALIVE... wait...I have an idea to get free... but you won't like it..see all the joint gaps?
…..
Yes?……
*slowly cutting his body free... ignoring how much blood he loses as a result* there...
The armor lays in pieces on the floor
*his vessel was starting to bleed out* hah...I...ohh god is it getting cold... hopefully this time...it's...not 3... thousand...years... *Dropping onto his back*
Melts
Slowly pulls self back together
Pulls out a small square of metal, and The Anchor
Let’s test a healing plate!
I was... just gonna find a new vessel... but sure, let's go with what you intend.*Reverse curse technique!*
blasts you with healing magic from the plate as The Anchor starts glowing
*mistakingly puts on the poor armor* nrrrrrg... this is stupid-
Is asleep, so doesn’t notice
You hand can’t get into one of the gauntlets, as there’s something inside
*checking it*
The gauntlets go off, each of the fingers firing like a gun
Awesome!
Wha????
...who just said that-
Rattles ominously on you
Ohh your alive... cool, btw your comfy as fuck.
Please take me off
*ohh damn he's stuck* YOU MESSING WITH ME?!
YOU’RE THE ONE WHO PUT ME ON WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ALIVE... wait...I have an idea to get free... but you won't like it..see all the joint gaps?
…..
Yes?……
*slowly cutting his body free... ignoring how much blood he loses as a result* there...
The armor lays in pieces on the floor
*his vessel was starting to bleed out* hah...I...ohh god is it getting cold... hopefully this time...it's...not 3... thousand...years... *Dropping onto his back*
Melts
Slowly pulls self back together
Pulls out a small square of metal, and The Anchor
Let’s test a healing plate!
*mistakingly puts on the poor armor* nrrrrrg... this is stupid-
Is asleep, so doesn’t notice
You hand can’t get into one of the gauntlets, as there’s something inside
*checking it*
The gauntlets go off, each of the fingers firing like a gun
Awesome!
Wha????
...who just said that-
Rattles ominously on you
Ohh your alive... cool, btw your comfy as fuck.
Please take me off
*ohh damn he's stuck* YOU MESSING WITH ME?!
YOU’RE THE ONE WHO PUT ME ON WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ALIVE... wait...I have an idea to get free... but you won't like it..see all the joint gaps?
…..
Yes?……
*slowly cutting his body free... ignoring how much blood he loses as a result* there...
The armor lays in pieces on the floor
*mistakingly puts on the poor armor* nrrrrrg... this is stupid-
Is asleep, so doesn’t notice
You hand can’t get into one of the gauntlets, as there’s something inside
*checking it*
The gauntlets go off, each of the fingers firing like a gun
Awesome!
Wha????
...who just said that-
Rattles ominously on you
Ohh your alive... cool, btw your comfy as fuck.
Please take me off
*ohh damn he's stuck* YOU MESSING WITH ME?!
YOU’RE THE ONE WHO PUT ME ON WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ALIVE... wait...I have an idea to get free... but you won't like it..see all the joint gaps?
…..
Yes?……
*mistakingly puts on the poor armor* nrrrrrg... this is stupid-
Is asleep, so doesn’t notice
You hand can’t get into one of the gauntlets, as there’s something inside
*checking it*
The gauntlets go off, each of the fingers firing like a gun
Awesome!
Wha????
...who just said that-
Rattles ominously on you
Ohh your alive... cool, btw your comfy as fuck.
Please take me off
*ohh damn he's stuck* YOU MESSING WITH ME?!
YOU’RE THE ONE WHO PUT ME ON WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
*mistakingly puts on the poor armor* nrrrrrg... this is stupid-
Is asleep, so doesn’t notice
You hand can’t get into one of the gauntlets, as there’s something inside
*checking it*
The gauntlets go off, each of the fingers firing like a gun
Awesome!
Wha????
...who just said that-
Rattles ominously on you
Ohh your alive... cool, btw your comfy as fuck.
Please take me off
*mistakingly puts on the poor armor* nrrrrrg... this is stupid-
Is asleep, so doesn’t notice
You hand can’t get into one of the gauntlets, as there’s something inside
*checking it*
The gauntlets go off, each of the fingers firing like a gun
Awesome!
Wha????
...who just said that-
Rattles ominously on you