Even more Pregnancy Prompts! pt 1/?
bc i’m an absolute sucker for these. you know the drill with pronouns and context!
‘ How long have you known? ’
‘ I took a test this morning. ’
‘ Oh my god, that’s amazing! ’
‘ You’re / we’re having a baby! ’
‘ Have you thought of names yet? ’
‘ I think I’m gonna throw up. ’
‘ NOT IN MY CAR YOU’RE NOT! ’
‘ How come baby clothes are so much cuter than adult fashion? It’s not like they’re gonna wear it for longer than a month. ’
‘ I may just have to sell my soul to be able to have this Ikea crib built before the baby gets here. ’
‘ Don’t knock ice cream and sardines until you’ve tried it while pregnant. ’
‘ I don’t think a football is the best substitute for a live, squirming, baby. ’
‘ Why do these car seats have so many freakin’ buckles? ’
‘ The baby’s kicking! ’
‘ With a kick like that, it’s got to be a girl. ’
‘ What do you think about _____ for a boy/girl? ’
‘ Either my water just broke or I peed myself. ’
‘ Yup, that’s definitely my water. ’
‘ You’re paying how much for Lamaze classes?? ’
‘ Will you be the godfather / mother? ’
‘ Just hold my hand, everything’s going to be fine. ’
‘ I’m going to be with you every step of the way. ’
‘ I can’t believe s/he’s here with us now! ’
