STAN: Uhm..hello people of—the world. My name is Stan Marsh and this is my uh blog.
STAN: This is my older sister Shelley, she’s off to college now.
STAN: Although she was mostly a bitch I still miss her.
???: Well well Marsh. What’s that? Is that a picture?
KENNY: Trying to hide something?
STAN: WHAT?
*SMACK!*
KENNY: Oh come on dude! It’s okay to show you love your family! I know I love mine..! …Mostly.
STAN: *cough*.. Dude! You didn’t have to SMACK me!
KENNY: *laughs*
STAN: You know you’ve been happier lately.
KENNY: Wait don’t change the subject!
STAN: No! I mean it! You’re happier! Why’re you happier? Secretly running a circus behind my back?
KENNY: Psh sure! You’re scheduled to perform as the clown. (Sarcastically)
STAN: No but really you’re happier!
KENNY: No way.
STAN: Oh please, last time you set up your breakfast to be a happy man and all.
KENNY: Gender assumer. And Lies.
STAN: With bacon hands too.
KENNY: Breakfast inspector.
STAN: You even cut your hair.
KENNY: Stalker.
STAN: Right—when it was my mom who cut your hair.
KENNY: Whatever.
STAN: You were even showing it off, you hadn’t worn your hood the whole day you got it.
KENNY: Pfft! That’s an understatement!
KENNY: HAHAHA!
STAN: Seriously though! Why are you so desperate to hide it if it makes you SOO happy?
KENNY: pbft! It’s…it’s a secret.
STAN: Secret?
KENNY: Look, don’t worry about okay dude?
STAN: Is it some girl? I won’t judge who!
KENNY: No?
STAN: It can’t be that bad!
KENNY: It’s a secret. A really big secret. Just don’t worry about it okay?
STAN: …
KENNY: Hey look I think I see the others!