world's top goobner

sarah | she/her | 20's

[odegoob]

[odegoob]

I do think football teams should have a boxer that they can deploy if the other team has committed an egregious foul with intent to harm or been shitty in some way. like okay you want to fight mr 5'8" fancy feet well you're gonna get hit by 6'5" Big Punch Rick

[minglana]

i do think this is kinda funny if im being honest

[odettewagner]

ALSO VERY IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER that Borja Iglesias, who was the only man to join the strike against the Spanish National team after the Luis Rubiales sexual assault incident at the Women's World Cup in 2023, and who was clowned for it and told he would never play for Spain again, is now a world champion

[femmechilles]

if both teams in the final failed to beat you in 90min you should be crowned the honorary world cup champion. congratulations cabo verde 🥳

[odegoob]

need spain to win this weekend bc I'm having dinner with a messi fan next week and I want to piss him off

[odegoob]

2 days ago he sent a text saying "messi is the greatest athlete in the world" I am so excited to show up and ask if he still believes that

[cyogs]

[bintro]

remember real football is back next year

[princemick]

an argentina player tried to fight FUCKING GAVI??????????

[princemick]

what the fuck???

[odegoob]

world cup winning goalkeeper david raya let in ZERO goals over the course of the competition. let that sink in.

[jeremiefrimpong]

borja iglesias said he would shake trumps hand even though he hates him because he's afraid he would get arrested btw really normal stuff going on in that country

[bobbybobbyclark]

[odegoob]

seeing what paredes did now, he should never be allowed on a football pitch again and in fact should be dropped off the nearest ledge

[noah-wyles]

this is how argentina's legacy ends not with a whimper but with a big loud funny bang

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[reisspieces]

merino has ended so many careers this campaign

[odegoob]

more arsenal players on your team = world cup win