Sounds Like Balloons

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind ~ William Shakespeare ~ Victoria. Twenty Seven. Procrastinating Writer. Hufflepuff. British.

[jayydaamariee-deactivated202208]

i deserve to be loved. not liked, not lusted after, not settled for, but loved.

[aclxssictxle]

Simple.

[wonderworldmotion]

[florial]

[classy-southern-prep-deactivate]

[coffee-and-wood]

[sorry]

me: *knows exactly what i have to say*

me: *stutters and fucks up a 5 word sentence*

[poemswords]

“It’s not always necessary to be strong, but to feel strong.”

— Jon Krakauer, Into the Wild (via the-book-diaries)

[securelyinsecure]

The most iconic version of Cinderella (starring Brandy and Whitney Houston) premiered 20 years ago

[noahsegans]

so i’m watching the first Silent Hill and noticed my cat was too

here he is digging it

and here he is not digging it anymore

[beanbunnybaby]

Normalize bare faces in ALL settings. Makeup should not be a requirement for beauty, professionalism or hygiene. Normalize the idea that if applying makeup isn’t enjoyable there’s no reason to be wearing it. Then destroy the elitism within makeup culture and destroy the idea that makeup as a hobby requires spending a lot of money.

[valtsv]

just spent an hour making guardian angel memes for absolutely no reason

[valtsv]

[digitalzzombie]

You got possessed by your angel whose good at memes

[prozdvoices]

Visit Original Link

Anonymous said:

Could you please do a clip of Team Rocket using insults that are a lot heavier than “twerp”?

meowth, control yourself

[the-pursuit-of-sappiness]

I HAVE NA EEVER LAGUHED SO HA RD IN MY ENTRE L IF E

[circuitrydemon]

james sounds so fuckin offended like omf

[seafoodmomma-deactivated2021121]

So long twerp! Pikachu belongs to us now!

YEAH YOU FUCKHEAD!

woah meowth that’s going a little overboar-

EAT SHIT AND D  I    E 

meowth. 

[okaymad]

[clarknokent]

Bruh

[jollylollylily]

Yooooooo…

[dynastylnoire]

Levels

[clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040]

I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too 😂😂😂

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

black mirror season 4

[tiffanyaliyah]

Savage

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Oh wow

[hobbit-feels]

This is super epic. 

He was obnoxious to begin with, it is true, but if he moves forward in this wooing as a respectful dude, he will text her something nice like it was fun to meet her or maybe ask her on a date.  Mom will text him back and there will be a bit of confusion before he realizes what happened.  He’ll be a bit chagrined and mom will probably feel bad enough for him being rejected to make him cookies or something.

HOWEVER

If he starts in with that fuckboy shit (asking for sex right out the gate, dick picks, asking for nudes, etc.), he will learn the ultimate lesson. 

In short, he is only fucked if he fucks himself.

This is Greek Mythology levels of savage.

[insidiousink]

#In which a man is in command of his destiny #And does not know it

[jjsinterlude]

YOOOOOOOO

[thepowerwithin]

When your head hits the pillow tonight, remind yourself that you’ve done a good job. You are headed down your path at your own pace, and with every obstacle you are trying your utmost best. Be patient with yourself, and remember that big things are achieved not all at once, but one day at a time.

[fandomfables]

Series 1 of LeTowler:

“He looked at her the way all women want to be looked at by a man.” - The Great Gatsby

[parttimepup]

Do you ever think about how sperm don’t work right at body temperature and that’s why males have external testicles? Design-wise that is such a huge risk to take. Your most important organ is swinging free outside your body, vulnerable to injury or attack. All because one (1) type of cell, your fucking gametes for christ’s sake, cannot function at the normal body temperature of the organism they belong to. What the fuck. I never want to hear a man try and say females are biologically inferior ever again.

[parttimepup]

While I’m at it also they have to share one hole that they both pee and have sex out of. That’s fucking gross and unsanitary. Everytime a man cums in you you’re also getting all the pee that was in his urethra enjoy that thought ladies. You know how many holes birds have? One. They pee, poop and have sex all in the same hole it’s called the cloaca. You know how many holes women have? Three. Because we evolved one. Evolution-wise, men fall somewhere between a chicken and a human female. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

[nutheadgee-deactivated20190314]

Evolution-wise, men fall somewhere between a chicken and a human female

Is just about the most legendary sentence I have ever read in my life in any language..

[valtsv]

cat logic is so simple yet so effective. dont like something? smack it as far away from you as possible. literally flawless reasoning.