It's pride month!! So, in honor of the gays, here are some stupid things I've said that have been rotting in my notes app and getting dusty
Most of these are from 2024
"Gender synonymous sexual intercourse" – I was thinking of different ways to say "gay sex"
"I'm renaming Minecraft to Gaycraft. That's it. It's pride month, no arguing!" – I was playing Minecraft and it was pride month. Obviously.
"With his magical ass" – I actually have no idea what the context to this is so uh
"I see in gay" – Once again, no idea why I said this.. but I did
"I am high on ADHD and I feel like god" – Actually. As it turns out, I am bipolar.. that was not adhd I was manic
"Chuuya should have big titties" – I was talking about bsd but I once again have no idea why I said this
"I just jabbed him in the ass romantically and now he's DYING?! How dare he." – I, again, have no idea what this is about but it's funny ig??
“*Don’t* mind the boney armpits.” – I don't know what I was on while saying this. Why??? Why did I say this????? This is one of life's greatest mysteries
"I am a trans rights" – it's because I'm trans(well. Nonbinary but still)
"FUCK YOU! Why ad,, when you can ass" – I got an ad (during pride month) (which is homophobic)
"Technically we're all just fleshy bones with a little bit of brains sprinkled on top" – I don't know either. Don't ask me. Because I don't know
"I haave headphones on bc I don't want to blast autism at the classroom" – Autism, obviously
"Wooo!!!!! The cock man is coming!!" – If I could ask god one question I'd ask wtf the context is to this
"There was a mid-craft murder." – I got killed it Minecraft WHILE I WAS USING THE CRAFTING TABLE. Evil..
These are all from an old note in my notes app for quotes😭
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