The Rain Changer

Cynic.

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I'm so brainwashed into loving Apple that on the rare occasion that my finger print reader actually works, I'm quite impressed.

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The other day I sat on some grass in the sun. The cool breeze was so nice. Anyway, there I was, listening to the birds and watching all the glorious nature that was happening right before my eyes. I could almost hear the grass growing beneath me. Sitting there in awe, completely relaxed, my mind drifted - and in pure appreciation of what I had, I thought to myself... "God, I love Apple..."

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My schlong is so long that it is always inside you... like Jesus.

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"Let's turn off the slow wifi and just use data to listen to this song?"

"Yoh are we that serious?"

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There are those times when some nights you stop in the middle of a club and think “…I should have worn underwear.”

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#siri

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