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and that’s because i watched x-men apocalypse twice. so yeah, spoiler ahead friends !!

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there’s totally a real reason why i wasn’t around ------ --
and that’s because i watched x-men apocalypse twice. so yeah, spoiler ahead friends !!
shit the squad says | part 1
“Die you fat owl.”
“Nobody wants your stupid fucking Clefairy, cunt.”
“Cannibalism is a good training technique.”
“Get in the box!”
“This bitch walks by with a beehive hairstyle.”
“Why do you like ass so much?”
“I love using acid.”
“I really hate New York so much guys.”
“What did New York do to you?”
“Come on she isn’t that ugly how drunk do you have to be.”
“Looking at 250 million dollar houses on the beach is saddening.”
“Why are you doing that?”
“I’m hilarious and it needs to be known.”
“I went to say the p-word. I couldn’t do it.”
“I’m drinking milk bitch my hand is full.”
“All I see are excuses.”
“I want to do the sin.”
“I look like a thirsty lesbian.”
“What penis sheds skin?!”
“Wow, fuck being nice.”
“I feel betrayed that you didn’t know it was me.”
“I’m being framed!”
“I just bought so much tuna I’m going to hell.”
“Y’all are fucking nasty.”
“Can we make an approved list of smileys?”
“Bitch this isn’t a life lesson, pick one.”
“I wanted to watch it kill you in a loving way.”
“This conversation sounds like a generic white girl convention.”
“IT’S DESTROYING EVERYTHING!”
“I also should have stayed in bed, I would have learned more.”
“Hit the bricks, bitch.”
“I ain’t about this life.”
@ofants
Cassie was chasing after the giant ant her mother let her keep, the older woman saying it was a deformed dog and Cassie just ‘wouldn’t pick out a different one’. However, as the ant ran through the opened front door, Cassie ran the other way at the sight of who was walking up the steps.
“Daddy!”
his eyes immediately warmed and he couldn’t help but smile back. he met the smaller girl halfway and scooped her up, enveloping her in a tight hug.
❛ hey, peanut. you’ve been a good girl ?? ❜
“I swear, you two are the most fucked up people I’ve ever known. And I specialize in fucked up.” [ hello friend uwu ]
gone girl (2014) starters || accepting
❛ i KNOW but it isn’t my – ——- whoa whoa whoa. who are you talking about ?? ❜
okay, for teen!scott, what about dylan sprayberry, colin ford, steven r. mcqueen, chris wood, or matt lanter? (listed youngest to oldest)
yes. yeeees. thank you. my eyes have been opened to all those possibilities. thank you friend. let me give you hugs & kisses.
“I know exactly how to make you talk.”
torture my character sentence meme || accepting?
❛ i highly doubt it. ❜
“Scott, why don’t you explain this?”
another whose line is it anyway meme thing || accepting?
❛ uh – WELL. you see – —- the thing is – there’s this uh – i’m just – i can totally FIX this. ❜
“Whaaaat? Is this yours? You can’t have it back, it’s mine now!”
torture my character sentence meme || accepting?
❛ listen here lady, that thing you’re holding is very important – and dangerous. you really have to give it back. ❜
“gone girl” (2014) starters
Trigger Warnings: murder, abuse, slurs, manipulation, violence
Feel free to alter to fit muses.
“What are you thinking? How are you feeling?”
“[Name] is gone.”
“Well, we have our first clue.”
“To fake a convincing murder, you have to have discipline.”
“Your parents literally plagiarized your childhood?”
“Of course I’m with you. I was with you before we were even born.”
“You fucking cunt!”
“When two people love each other and they can’t make that work, that’s the real tragedy.”
“I swear, you two are the most fucked up people I’ve ever known. And I specialize in fucked up.”
“You’re probably the most hated man in America right now.”
“Whoever took her is bound to bring her back.”
“I’m a big fan of the lie by omission.”
“I’m so much happier now that I’m dead.”
“I didn’t touch you!”
“My God, this place literally smells like feces.”
“I deal with fucked-up people for a living.”
“I can’t say I didn’t enjoy some of it.”
“You think I’d let him destroy me and end up happier than ever? No fucking way. He doesn’t get to win.”
“I blew him, semi-regularly.”
“Let the punishment fit the crime.”
“You. Fucking. Bitch.”
“You ever hear the expression the simplest answer is often the correct one?”
“And for him, I’ll admit, I was willing to try.”
“[Name], you’re my voice of reason. I need you with me on this.”
“Tra and la!”
“He actually expected me to love him unconditionally.”
“Technically missing. Soon to be presumed dead. Gone.”
“Did you kill your wife, [name]?”
“[Name] teased things out of me I didn’t know existed.”
“Life. I don’t remember the point.”
“Do you really want to be the couple that has a baby to save their marriage?”
“I’m the cunt you married.”
“Everyone knows that ‘complicated’ is code for ‘bitch’.”
“Come home, [name]. I dare you.”
“You fucking idiot!”
”I will drill you as if you were doing a deposition. What to say, what not to say.”
“Yes, I loved you and then all we did was resent each other, try to control each other. We caused each other pain.”
“You think you’d be happy with a nice Midwestern girl? No way, baby! I’m it.”
“I will practice believing my husband loves me, but I could be wrong.”
“Fuck. You’re delusional. I mean, you’re insane, why would you even want this?”
“Grownups work for things. Grownups pay. Grownups suffer consequences.”
“All I’m trying to do is being nice to the people who are volunteering to help find [name].”
“He became someone I did not agree to marry.”
“Men always use that, don’t they? As their defining compliment – ‘she’s a cool girl’.”
“I want a blood test! I want a paternity test!”
“We were the happiest couple we knew.”
“You need to bleed. A lot.”
“This man of mine may kill me.”
“[Name] loved a girl I was pretending to be.”
“Whatever they found, I think it’s safe to assume that it is very bad.”
“What’s the laptop for?”
“We’re so cute, I want to punch us in the face.”
“The only time you liked yourself was when you were trying to be someone this cunt might like.”
“You know what’s hard? Faking a pregnancy.”
“I’ve killed for you. Who else can say that?”
“That’s marriage.”
“[Name] took my pride and my dignity and my hope and my money. He took and took from me until I no longer existed. That’s murder.”
“I know what you can do. You go home and fuck her brains out.”
“What have we done to each other?”
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❝ you must be able to spy on nearly anyone. ❞ a simple statement, illana allowing a brief moment of silence before a suspicious look was thrown his way. whether or not she was insinuating he snooped on her was a mystery even to herself, but if he was, she’d at least want him to be up front with her.
❛ i don’t know -- i’ve never usually used the suit to spy. spying’s not my thing -- stealing? yes. spying? not so much. ❜ he shrugged nonchalantly, tucking his hands inside the pocket of the denim. he studied the other with a tilt of his head, his opinions kept to himself.
“Right, you have that weird suit.. then you got real big and got hold of my buddy. You.” So he might have been a little bitter about that still. “Actually I came to talk like I was gonna do with everybody else as well.”
❛ weird ?? ------ well you might as well not bother, stark. i’m really not interested in talking to you -- in any way. if you’re guilty and all, don’t be. i, for one, have no regrets. ------except for throwing the truck i thought was a water truck. ❜
“ —— ouch, you sounded BELIEVABLE until you said ALWAYS. “
❛ you know, if i didn’t know any better, i’d say you were worried about me. ❜
“Y’shouldn’ be. This ain’ like we’re goin’ on a vacation or somethin’, Scott. It’s SERIOUS shit.
It ain’ gonna be FUN, ‘n it ain’ gonna be pretty.”
❛ right -- right. of course, i’m sorry. ------ -- i still get to join, right ?? ❜
“ Riiiiight. Whatever helps you feel better about your dorky suit. ”
❛ listen here young lady, this dorky suit costs more than both of our lives combined. in the hands of the wrong people, this suit here is very very very dangerous. ❜
„off that road. yeah, yeah, yeah… quick question. have you talked with rogers ??“ he went automatically with his question, as if he heard none of what the guy said. „––– that funny blonde guy. blue leggings, stars, shield. actually, he’s not so funny. at least his personality not.“ stark shrugged with a slight grin, waiting for his reaction.
scott shook his head in disbelief. eyebrows raised critically followed by a scoff, he crossed his arms over his chest. ❛ well -- what. you mean captain america, no. i haven’t. some guy named clint told me he’d swing by though. what’s going on ?? ❜
okay for realzies. i will tackle my drafts, then the asks, then the starters i owe. i got this. in the meantime, do you guys have any suggestions on who can play teen!scott??? just wondering.
Another Whose Line Is It Anyway Meme Thing
“This just in, we’re all just people.”
“Sorry, I can’t hear you, you’re shoes are too loud.”
“All work and no play…. makes for a dull time.”
“Yeah, sorry, what were you saying.”
“This sucks!”
“I was the darkest child in Sweden growing up.”
“Heeeere’s your boyfriend!”
“I love a good cigar like my number one gay/girl here.”
“Bachelor number 2 is a really rude movie goer.”
“I’m gonna give you a thousand worthless points.”
“Four o’clock and it’s time to shop shop shop!”
“That’s hard to do cause you can’t see body odor.”
“This doll is the only kind of girl you’ll be dating.”
“[NAME], why don’t you explain this?”
“Don’t know what the hell this is.”
“Ha, not as easy as you think, is it?”
“You’re the world’s worst nightclub act.”
“The capital of Florida is the F.”
“See, now this one is sticking out a little bit more.”
“Now please be very quiet as I get the lion to cough.”
“Those are all the people that owe me money.”
“Good for you, Norway.”
“We’re screwed.”
“We’ve all played the game before!”
“Honkytonk, sounds like a donkey getting hit by a truck.”
“Can you just shave it up to the shoulders?”
“I think I look better in this skirt than you do.”
“Women have orgasms?”
“What does that do? I want out.”
“I love this! Are you kidding?”
“We’re working!”