Open Your Mind Before Your Mouth

Hunter, 20, Bi/Trans (they/him),' Witch👌 Horror/gore blog is violentdelight-goodnight.tumblr.com (also have a venting sideblog)

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hannah gadsby, nanette (2018)

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Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”

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Ladies in the 18th century:

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Me trynna jerk off: thinks about having super powers* Me @ myself: this isn’t sexy man, focus

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Friend: Wanna hang out tomorrow?

Me: I actually performed an Activity yesterday. Please wait the three day recovery period to submit another inquiry

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I know for a fact I’ve told this story on here before but I’ll never get over the time when I was working retail and I was cashing out some lady so I asked “cash, debit or credit how are you paying, ma’am?” And she said “that’s none of your business.” And demanded to speak to my manager about my invasive question

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Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

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Four women chug bottles of illegal liquor, circa 1925.

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The simple things in life

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he free

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me when my fave song comes on after ive pressed shuffle 53 times

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if you firmly believe cowboy cats would say meowdy hit that mf reblog

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IT’S HIGH MEWN.

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This meown ain’t big enough for the both of us, pardnya

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Stinky

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