Collected from all over the net, other memes, etc. Some are subtle, some are fluffy, some don’t have to be taken sexually, some are so straightforward you could practically jump into a smut scene in a few posts. Enjoy!
“No — no. Just keep your clothes on.”
“You are so mean… and I’m okay with that.”
“Is that all your mouth is good for?”
“I am always looking for meaningful one night stands.”
“Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”
“I would rather have a cup of tea than sex.”
“Ah, ah, not till I give you permission.”
“Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”
“Where do you think you’re going?”
“And how are you going to make it up to me?”
“My sexual preference is often.”
“What a nice little sound, I think I’ll bite there again.”
“Don’t worry, it only seems kinky the first time.”
“Does it taste alright?”
“You wouldn’t dare!”
“You’re so cute when you’re tired, you know.”
“Anticipation makes the hard-on longer.”
“You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend/Girlfriend material.”
“Nothing risque, nothing gained.”
“I love when you’re rough.”
“Is that a challenge?”
“Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I look great- wait, I said that wrong.”
“I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.”
“Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.”
“I’m not gonna stop leaving marks till I’m sure everyone will know your mine.”
“Make me.”
“What’s in it for me?”
“I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.”
“I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?”
“What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!”
“Thank god I’m wearing gloves, because you’re too hot to handle.”
“Don’t stare. I didn’t want to do this.”
“I think I could fall madly in bed with you.”
“I need one of those hugs that turns into sex.”
“Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?”
“Stop undressing me with your eyes and start using your teeth.”
“Can I put you on my to-do list?”
“Kiss the hell out of me. Please.”
“You can stay but your clothes must go.”
“I don’t like being told what to do unless I’m naked.”
“Your lips make me wonder what the rest of you would taste like…”
“This is mine. Are we clear?”
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